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I don't write, I review.

Just a small handful of fantastico stories to read:

Six Feet from Paradise
Summary: His first words to her were: 'So you're gonna die, big deal, everyone else here does.' And they expect her to like him? Who knew the weirdest guy she ever met would be her salvation in these dark times.

An Existentialist's Breakfast
Summary: We ran away. Theo says we didn't, that it's a road trip, but it feels a lot like running to me; I just don't know what we're running from. I asked him if we could rob a bank on the way and he told me I was crazy. I think he's jealous I thought of it first.

Interrogame
Summary: Fin He had created the game because he believed that love had to be won. . . nine pawns, two players, one winner.

Hiring a Hooligan
Summary: Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interest in her.

My Undetected Canoodling
Summary: The seemingly unrequited crush on your best friend, the perfect romantic cliche, and you know those always work out. However, when an evil older brother, mind games, and dirty little secrets are thrown into the mix, maybe this cliche isn't that perfect...

Looking for a good one shot to read? Try these:

Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World!
A VERY LONG ONE SHOT Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Now's the time to realize what THE WORLD really is.

Faces
Summary: One Shot In the end, there was only one lesson she needed to learn. Never pull faces at a guy that checks you out, he may pull them back.

The Princess and the Soon To Be Eunuch
Summary: ONESHOT Charlie is a girl in a punk band, and Ink is a guy who dislikes girls in punk bands. Still, she has vivid threats involving piano wire prepared for whenever he calls her pet names, so maybe there's some room for exception in her case.

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My Undetected Canoodling by Analytical Calico reviews
The seemingly unrequited crush on your best friend, the perfect romantic cliche, and you know those always work out. However, when an evil older brother, mind games, and dirty little secrets are thrown into the mix, maybe this cliche isn't that perfect...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,667 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
It Can Always Get Worse by Ollie May reviews
Spies, roommates, scars, MCATS, kisses, mafiosos. Trust me, it can ALWAYS get worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,017 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/21/2006
Predator by Hotkitty reviews
Angels fall, darling. They fall straight into hell. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 162,516 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
An Existentialist's Breakfast by invisible.writer reviews
We ran away. Theo says we didn't, that it's a road trip, but it feels a lot like running to me; I just don't know what we're running from. I asked him if we could rob a bank on the way and he told me I was crazy. I think he's jealous I thought of it first
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,325 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 8/24/2006
The Parting Exchange by Bleeding Air reviews
STORY REMOVED. They've been through a lot—losing their souls, losing their loved ones, losing their memories. . . but in the end, they couldn't have been more different ficathon challenge 19 .
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 5,311 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Complete
Confessions of a 'That Girl' by adio kalinihta reviews
Annie Durham is inexpressibly, irreverently, and irreparably a ‘that girl’. Massive rewrite of Your Daily Catastrophes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 8/22/2006
The Princess and the Soon To Be Eunuch by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[ONESHOT] Charlie is a girl in a punk band, and Ink is a guy who dislikes girls in punk bands. Still, she has vivid threats involving piano wire prepared for whenever he calls her pet names, so maybe there's some room for exception in her case.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4213 - Favs: 2,527 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
A Dark Obsession by Jaskey reviews
Anna Mitchell has always been obsessed. She has loved goths since the time she first met one. But her obsession has taken a new twist, in the form of a certain blue-haired goth boy. Just how far will she go to get his attention?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,393 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 1/1/2005
My Life In One Sentence by invisible.writer reviews
My life was mindnumbingly dull, but I was fine with being the invisible Ginger Ale Girl. Whoever said friends were good for the soul did not know the boy with blue hair.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,764 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
Interrogame by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. He had created the game because he believed that love had to be won. . . nine pawns, two players, one winner.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Complete
i am by ayounggirlwhopaintedarainbow reviews
my views on who i am
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/11/2005
Unsaid things by citrus scented reviews
i swear id tell you everything.( if things could just stop getting in the way)
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/17/2005
The First Time by fynley reviews
COMPLETED: I couldn’t even remember when I first met him; all I knew was that he’d always been around. (A fiction about a first love that never really ended)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 53,584 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/24/2004 - Published: 3/4/2004