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Joined 01-17-05, id: 454771

Blah blah blah. Ebbster here. I am procrastinating. I should be doing homework, but you know... whatever. I am a female freshman in highschool in the country of the United States of America in the state of Massachussetts. I have no hormones (says my friends) which is not litereal, but it means that I have never had a crush on anyone nor do I want to. and I don't care how hot a guy is. I don't think I like girls either, but I don't know. maybe I'm asexual. *shrugs* don't know, don't care. Okay. Enough serious stuff.

WEEEEEEEEE! I LIKE SUGAR! do you like sugar? want some? *snatches sugar back* well, you can't have any. nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah! *sticks out tongue* hehehe! so let's see... some favorite quotes of mine? I believe that is a rather popular thing to put on the profile...

Just some stuff I found on . There are a lot of them:

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

If you're not part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.

None of us are as dumb as all of us.

Hard work always pays off after time, but laziness pays off now.

When you honestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.

It's lonely at the top. But its comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.

The best leaders inspire by example. When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too.

Get to work. You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.

That which does not kill me postpones the ineventable.

There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you're pretty much doomed.

While good fortune often eludes you, misfortune never misses.

It hurts to admit when you make mistakes-- but if they're big enough, the pain only lasts a second.

For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are, you're one of them.

The harder you try, the dumber you look.

You'll always miss 100percent of the shots you don't take, and, statistically speaking, 99 percent of the shots you do.

If you can't do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.

Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.

If you never try anything new, you'll miss out on many of life's great dissapointments.

The only consistant feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you.

It's difficult to comprehend how insane some people can be. Especially when you're insane.

It's best to avoid standing directly between a competitive jerk and his goals.

Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you.

Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too.

In a battle between you and the world, bet on the world.

It's amazing how much easier it is for a team to work together when no one has any idea of where they're going.

Much work remains to be done before we can announce our total failure to make any progress.

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.

The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.

Some people live to dream of success, while others live to crush those dreams.

Never be afraid to share your dreams with the world, because there's nothing the world loves more than the taste of really sweet dreams.

Until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore, you will not know the terror of being forever lost at sea.

If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you are not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone.

Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundereds of people every year who are trying to find it.

As long as we have each other, we'll never run out of problems.

The secret to success is to know who to blame for your failures.

Success is a journey, not a destination. So stop running.

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.

The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness.

No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.

There is no greater joy than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality.

The real meaning of retirement: You've given so much of yourself to theCompany that you don't have anything left we can use.

More quotes up later. I gotta go eat dinner.

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Tales of El: Iron Butterfly by mousegirl05 reviews
Temple apprenticeship in an unfamiliar world, home to an unfamiliar race. Amid thorns of hatred and misunderstanding, can a human find true friendship and love among the rae'lir temple keepers? m/m-sorta; read and see!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,699 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/8/2017 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Complete
Royalty by plumblossom reviews
A Cherry Street Story. Kenny's not a princess, but he wants a prince. Yermo's no prince, but he knows what a prince is. Kenny told him. When Yermo sees Dmitri at Cherry Street, he knows he's found exactly what Kenny wants. Sure. Slash, if you care REMOVED FOR SUBMISSION
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Complete
The Wizard of Bright Isle by MomsDarkSecret reviews
A young man risks his life to save a magical creature and discovers he has the gift to become a wizard. Thrust into a world of magic, politics and intrigue, he finds himself caught up in the struggle for control of a kingdom.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,402 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
The Coquette and the Thane by Anihyr Moonstar reviews
SLASH. Kedean's saddled with a deceptively simple task: deliver a bride-to-be to her fiancée across the sea. The complication? The "bride" is a nobleman, temporarily cursed with a woman's body, who's none too pleased with the arrangement—he does, however, take a quick liking to Kedean. *'12 SKOW Nominee*
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 204,442 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
Cinder by Gryvon reviews
Once upon a time, there was a boy named Cinder who lived as a servant for his wicked stepmother and his cruel stepbrothers. Contains male/male romance and dark themes.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,626 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Complete
That Day by SarryMatts reviews
With his job and relationship on the line, Felix has his work cut out of him. Enter Max, his brother's pushy best friend and Felix can't figure out if he's a hindrance or his saviour. SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,470 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Complete
Send in the Clown by Wanda Walker reviews
Josh is a family-oriented class clown looking for friendship in a new city. What he finds isn't exactly what he had in mind—Justin, a tattooed ex-drug addict with enough baggage to weigh down an airplane. Slash, m/m
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 198,004 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Complete
The Side Effects of Forgetting by seventhswan reviews
Kellan can't remember how he's supposed to act, but he thinks it probably doesn't involve making friends with the lunatic girl-next-door and letting his best friend put his hand down his pants. M/M Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,395 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Complete
Of sweaters and heartache by LyingOutLoud reviews
I had a pretty good life going, but then my ex had to march into my favourite coffee bar and back into my life. I hate him. And his stupid sweater. Slash, m/m. Rated for language and some sexual content later on.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,257 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Complete
Home Trained For You by Selim reviews
Mark was only sixteen when he was kidnapped. He was still a boy when he was forced into a life that would change him from the sweet teenager to the scared man subservient only to his husband. DARK: Abuse, NonCon, SLASH, COMPLETE
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,143 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
My Love for a Kingdom by Artemis Moonsong reviews
Young prince of the blood chi-hata Emerson Ratliff isn't thinking about anything beyond finishing his last year at Academy. Then he met his future husband: a merchant, a commoner - and a complete and utter stranger! yaoi/slash, school, marriage, fantasy
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,742 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Complete
Words and Their Digestion by seventhswan reviews
For someone who can't even think the word 'triangle' without giving into his compulsions, a love shape-that-can't-be-thought is quite possibly the worst place to be. M/M Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,361 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Complete
Put Out the Light by Catherine Julia Jefferson reviews
Malcolm Leight, private consultant to the police, only fucks his roommate/assistant/doctor/lovesick fanboy Peter Grayson on the nights he solves a case. There is nothing sacred about the ritual, though Peter wishes there was. M/M. NOW WITH EPILOGUE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,615 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Complete
Jack Saturday Can't Fail by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
It's bad enough that I got stuck babysitting a brand-new vampire, but when it turns out he comes with deadly baggage... no, wait, that's the fun part. I might actually get to kill somebody. Slash; M for language, sex, and violence.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,250 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 12/16/2008
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1879 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
Fk it by DeliriousEphemera reviews
You know all those things you always wanted to say? Well, Adam decided to say them. m/m. fluff. oneshot.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Complete
The Care and Feeding of Plot Bunnies by Qui reviews
A guide to proper plot bunny care. Including information on housing, history, feeding, breeding, health and training; everything you need to know about writing and caring for plot bunnies.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010
Welcome to Monsterbucks by comedyandtragedy-xiii reviews
When monsters from the Underworld, sick of hiding in the shadows, decide to take over the world, everything goes to hell and nobody knows what to do. Except Jared Ahlers. He's going to open a coffee shop. ::eventual slash::
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,332 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010
Lifelike by Zebbie reviews
Ewan, my dead sister's son, took under a week to wrench my life apart. Some advice - never sign contracts hungover. He stole my bedroom; that was the beginning. Lord help me, it took an 11 year old to make me grow up. Slow slash, no incest or kid fiddling
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,863 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008
Nerves by frenchmartini reviews
Meet me - David – a jittery student nurse who thought entering a roommate carer scheme was a brilliant idea. Meet Ryan – skate-punk extraordinaire with a penchant for chucking himself off vert ramps. In his wheelchair. Oh Lordy, that's got to hurt. Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 95,664 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008
Dusk and Daylight by Awe reviews
In a world where vampires are just normal civilians -albeit with that 'need blood to survive' thing- and business tends to proceed as usual, David doesn't want much out of life; happiness, his sister's health, and to keep his neck bite-free. Slash, mxmxm
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,139 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
Upon A Time Undone by Raz Nic an t-Saoir reviews
Slash. A Princess and her loyal band of men decide they've had enough of Happy Ever After. An epic quest to destroy fairy tales ensues.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 186,227 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 11/6/2004
The Pied Piper by Tsaiko reviews
[SLASH] Hamlin is besieged by rats. A mysterious stranger shows up promising to take care of them if the town pays him a huge sum. The Piper didn't count on Mathis to interfere, and Mathis didn't count on the Piper making a different bargain with him.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Legend of Emeralds by sporkess reviews
Lord Philip was a Duke's son, and David was the richest young man in Oxford. David's got secrets he's trying to hide, and Philip has a penchant for emeralds. MM SLASH.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,167 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Complete