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Author has written 86 stories for Humor, Young Adult, Fable, Mythology, Fantasy, Biography, Supernatural, General, Essay, Nature, Humor, Friendship, Love, Romance, Life, Politics, Action, School, Sci-Fi, General, Family, Song, and War.

Je m'appelle Paige. J'ai 16 ans. J'aime la musique d'indie, comme the Arcade Fire, Rilo Kiley, Bright Eyes, Headlights, Arizona, Voxtrot, et cetera. Je n'ai pas écrit une histoire ou une poème depuis quelques mois, mais j'écris un blog. Je veux aller à une université dans Ohio. Je déteste que je suis américaine parce que je veux habiter en Europe ou en Canada. Essentiellement, je suis une francophile.

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23.03.07
I want to see TMNT. Louie died in February. I can almost drivvveeee.
11.12.06 Approaching holidays should be fun, but not when you have school (and it's junior year). Too much homework, rararara.

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Soul Ring by Gatha reviews
Hikari finds herself in another time and place, where she must help undo the mistakes of her father. The only problem is no one even knows him, or what it is that needs to be undone. R&R
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 101,737 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/24/2006 - Published: 2/12/2005
Time Goes By by musicwriter2b reviews
Sometimes you must just let go of the things that tear at your heart the most. As my dad says, just put those things in a bucket and seat it tight.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2005
A Very Ordinary World by Flutist reviews
Imagine a world inhabited by... instruments. This is the story of two instruments that fall in love. Please R&R! I am not on drugs!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,752 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 11/18/2004
This movie makes me cry by Armas Apple reviews
An odd poem. I started writing it after seeing Batman Begins... strange.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2005
Immortal Sorrow by Gatha reviews
I was ushering for Lake Nora Arms and I thought about this. And about being allowed to dress up for halloween while ushering. So I put it in the suggestion box. Woot!
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/28/2005
Gay Pride by Chaotic Charisma reviews
The people online told you about this great world, but you tried to be proud like them, and now it only hurts worse. Go figure. Umm. The stanzas are supposed to match but be opposite, let me know how well I did on that. You'll see what I mean.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2005
An Inside Look At the Story of Cinderella by godsgurl reviews
A parody from the evil stepmother's point of view
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/24/2005
REAL! True Hollywood Story by Scarlet Florez reviews
An alternative view on Hollywood and the media.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24/2005
Snoe Whitebread and the Seven DWARVES by Anne Ominous reviews
A new twist on an old favorite... I really hope this doesn't count as fanfiction. Please read and review! (As a glutton for punishment, flames are welcome.)
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/18/2005
Stew Bunnies E true HolyWood Story by storyboy88 reviews
How the son of the Easter bunny ended up almost taking over the world!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/29/2005
Twisted Minds: revised by musicwriter2b reviews
part 1:about a girl who gets kidnappen and tries 2 escape.part 2:then her kidnapper comes after her 2 haunt her.part 3:about her daughter getting kidnapped and she tries 2 solve the mystery part 4:its getting good and here the ending.R&R i added new stuff
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,684 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 12/14/2004
Phoenix by Romantic Squirrel reviews
A poem I wrote
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2003
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Tuesday reviews
This is an excerpt from my blog I felt obliged to upload something and I liked the way I put it all down in type.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
We Became Silhouettes reviews
I was listening to We Will Become Silhouettes by the Postal Service and I got a great idea for a romantic fiction. Some parts are autobiographical the situation is not. You'll be able to tell.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Complete
Complications of Life Death Love War reviews
There are bigger problems than Iraq.
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/5/2006
Heart in a Box reviews
I need to get healthy.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/5/2006
The Personality Caper reviews
You win some, you lose some. But how does one steal a personality?
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/5/2006
For Pal Buddy Friend reviews
I wish it was as easy for me to vocalize as it is for me to write.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/5/2006
That Book I Never Finished reviews
I'm thinking that maybe I shouldn't have written this.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/5/2006
Summer Is reviews
If you still want me, please forgive me because the spark is not within me. I snuffed it out. (I wrote this a month ago.)
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/5/2006
Stuck reviews
Aah, I wrote it in May and I forget why it was written in the first place. Sorry.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/5/2006
Counting Water to Think Clearly reviews
A "perfect" sonnet, but I think it could be better. Work for English class.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/31/2006
Scars from what you closed your eyes to reviews
Someone just won't let go, now, will he/she?
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/31/2006
A Parody of Cliches reviews
Oh how I love cliches. Not that I'm not guilty...but I like some colour.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2006
Thanks for Keeping it Real reviews
Dude, this is like one of my most prose-ish poems. It's not terrific or anything..but it's about/for a pal.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/31/2006
Goggles of Paranoia reviews
Damn damn typos. Gatha got me at my own game! Gra.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/31/2006
Awkward reviews
It's all so awkward. And that is my "deep" summary.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/31/2006
The Valley of Emotional Lows reviews
I'm changing, they want my immature self back. Simple story, really, only I changed for a reason.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/18/2006
Untitled reviews
So it's been voted that kisses on the cheek are retarded. They don't matter. Okay, thanks for clearing that up. Now I just feel stupid.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/18/2006
My Love for Metal reviews
Psh, T my ass. I promise this is the last one about him. I'm free.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/18/2006
The One Who Made Them Leave Virtual Reality reviews
Fighting is stupid. Intellectual...ity...ness...is always nice, though.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/28/2006
What Do They Want Us To Think? reviews
Check out the title. Try to tie it to the poem itself. I guarantee that some of you won't get it. I love deep things.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/28/2006
It's A Race, I Think reviews
Relationships are too rushed, at least at my school. I was feeling a bit closed in at the moment.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/28/2006
Day After Day After Day reviews
A slight crush months ago was put off just by going through the motions. Now, I think, "ew."
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/28/2006
A Wave of Disappointment reviews
I'm an awkward one for a reason lately, and by learning some things about someone I look up to, I was upset.
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/24/2006
How 'Bout An Emo Revolution? reviews
How about emo/metal/hardcore/scene instead of just emo?
Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/24/2006
Remembrance Poem reviews
It was suicide.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/24/2006
Strange But True reviews
I have the strangest muses.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/24/2006
Inspired By My Mind reviews
Sorry for all the bad grammar and choppy transitions, but I have Poetic Liscense and I want that effect. Basically, I scare myself shitless and Christmas Day sucked this year.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/24/2006
The Emo Boy reviews
I had a dream. And it was one of those ones that's so awesome that you wake up SO ECSTATIC and then you realize-it wasn't real.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2006
Just Listen reviews
I need an ear sometimes instead of a mouth.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/24/2006
A Liability I Am reviews
Once again, I ruined it for a friend simply by existing...go me...sarcasm intended...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/24/2006
Spontaneous Tears reviews
Do you ever just cry? Maybe nothing's wrong, maybe everything's wrong.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/24/2006
The Cat In The Maple Tree reviews
I've written no music to this and I never will, but it's essentially a simile turned into a metaphor for a part of my life.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/15/2005
For My Favourite Fajita reviews
The Reverend is saweet.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/15/2005
Transformation to Me reviews
I'm different and he's the same. I learned. Haha-look who's laughing now, only two years later!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/15/2005
The Most Pathetic reviews
Ew.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/15/2005
A Mood Swing or Five reviews
A stupid poem I wrote earlier this month. PMS does bad things to me.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/15/2005
Not Him Again reviews
Ehh. I won't let it happen again because I already know what'll happen if I do.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/15/2005
Sick of Your Absence reviews
I'm sick of boys. I'm sick of waiting and searching and finding nothing and waiting. I'm sick of the cycle.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11/29/2005
Words for Tyler reviews
Pretty much an epic poem now...I've concluded it, though. I was stupid. I needed to let go.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/18/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005
Daisy Revised reviews
I think this will be a funner Daisy.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/15/2005 - Published: 11/14/2005
Three Shattered Youths reviews
Father didn't leave, they're not divorced, he just doesn't know us, doesn't spend time with us.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/2/2005
The Brilliance of an Innocent reviews
Published in some book of essays. I don't know. I'm apparently published, though, for writing about Emily aka cutepoet, who is actually anti-innocent.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/30/2005
The Interruption of a Dream reviews
Update: Kevin is a boy and Bob is pregnant. But Bob is my hero.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/27/2005
What to Make of It? reviews
I can be gross sometimes. As in, so predictable it makes you want to shit your pants in frustration.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9/27/2005
Jerk reviews
Miffed squared. An example of just how I hold on too long to things that aren't even there.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9/24/2005
Overanalyzation reviews
I hatehatehate drama. Especially band drama. With freshmen and old seniors. Ew.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/10/2005
You Suck and That's Sad reviews
Desparate boys, be warned.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/10/2005
The End of the Next World Over reviews
It's the end of the earth as Isaac knows it. For the undemanding suburban girl Sasha, who lives a universe away, it's the beginning of a new world of crazy-ass fun. Not really.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9/2005
Being Mean About BS reviews
Ew. A message to girls out there, but I think that everyone should fend for herself. Sluts never get far in life.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005
The Psychotic Psychology of a Psychopath reviews
I think, I write. It goes on and on. EDIT:: I wrote these things from a freshman's point of view which equals immature. But I still think the basis of this one is neat.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,933 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 6/7/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005
The Epitome of Depression reviews
Actually an autobiography documenting one of my summers. I still don't know whether who was being selfish: my mom or Rachael and me, and who was right in being so.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/4/2005
Graduation Time reviews
However selfish it may seem, change and letting go are hard for me.
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/4/2005
The Copper Key of Lurz reviews
I used the name "Karina." How hot am I? It's about some girls escaping something. Read it if you really want to know; not my best at all.
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/30/2005
I'm Smart reviews
What kind of an egotistical freak would title a poem as such? I don't know. This is a year-after update. Ew.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5/15/2005
The Lost Empress reviews
Anna of Byzantium book meets The Elf and the Dormouse poem. 8th grade English assignment that I did wrong (storyline was supposed to be the same, not the line schemes), but I liked it.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/12/2005
A Comfort Zone reviews
Sort of a clichéd poem. Many ironic things happened, though, the summer before freshman year after I wrote this poem in 8th grade.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/12/2005
I Am Reserved reviews
What a hottie. I wrote this one about my Rising 8th Grade self for English class in 8th grade. As of 2006, I'm slightly different, but the title stays.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/12/2005
My Room reviews
Eighth grade essay, lots of imagery, and my room isn't pink anymore; it's green.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/12/2005
Through the Green Eyes of Rose reviews
I was trying to tell Juliet's cousin aka Romeo's ex aka Rosaline's side of the story for once. Nobody ever hears about her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 4/30/2005
Emo Guy Can't Fly reviews
Armas Apple challenged me to write a poem about the guy from A Slightly Bemused Smile. So I wrote it. Thanks for the challenge, Armas!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/5/2005
A Slightly Bemused Smile reviews
Never love, always just like. A crush, in this case. I'm embarassed. Really.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/30/2005
My Teddy Bear reviews
My heart aches immensely. It's empty. EDIT: In case you were wondering and didn't read my poems about him...he's a hypocrite...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/5/2005
Guilt Trip reviews
Broke up with my boyfriend. Didn't have an emotional effect on me, though, so I felt guilty.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/3/2005
pentup feelings are bad reviews
NOTE TO CONNOR: THIS ONE'S ABOUT CONNOR. Note to everyone else: We fought. It was dumb.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/2/2005
All I Want for Easter is a Hamster reviews
All my little sister wanted for Easter was a hamster. Did she get it? Furthermore, did she get beat up in the process? Rated because I talked to the Easter Bunny, and he doesn't want kids getting discouraged or (even worse) overencouraged.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/30/2005
Daisy reviews
It's sort of being edited. I slack. It's about a princess, friends, dudes, angels...I don't know where it came from, but it was me in an odd fantastical mood.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,941 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/30/2005 - Published: 1/27/2005
An Unworthy Princess reviews
Some peasant named Samara (yes, after the girl in The Ring) who's running from authorities. Lost interest. I need inspiration if I want to move on.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 1/27/2005
Proof reviews
I wasn't in love or even in like, and that, my friend, is why I dumped him. And just to be a big hypocrite, he was too young.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/23/2005
Royally Pissed reviews
NOTE TO CONNOR: THIS ONE IS ABOUT CONNOR.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2005
The Chronicled Adventures of Bob the Lizard reviews
Bob was born on the bus when I was in 6th-8th grade. He's special. He's allergic to purpleberries. My cat is sort of named after him. He has a bitch girlfriend.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,567 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005
Moody Middle Drama reviews
Some days, I wish I hadn't gone to Moody. And some days, I'm glad I did.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3/14/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005
My Inflated Ego reviews
I have a humongous ego. It's HUUUGE. Off the charts. I hope you can identify sarcasm when you see it.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3/12/2005
Why do I have to fix Juliet's mistakes? reviews
Juliet is a dumbass.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/7/2005
youngness reviews
Until most reach 30, they see being young is a bad thing. Young people are always looked down on. We compare ages. And being one of the youngest of the young sucks.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3/5/2005
My Grammar Pet Peeves reviews
Everyone's human. I just have a few pet peeves. EDIT::I liked some of the examples. So in purging bad things, I considered this, but I kept it.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3/3/2005
Ode to Geometry reviews
I don't get tired at 9:30 anymore. Sort of stupid wit.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3/1/2005
Bob the Lizard's ULTIMATE Adventure reviews
If you didn't get enough of Bob in his adventures...then you'll get enough to last a lifetime in this. Written in seventh grade, immaturely, oxymoronically amazing.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,011 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2/26/2005
Clouds reviews
Science class. I kept this up not because I like science but more because it was a nice poem.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2005
Why Switchfoot Means So Much to Me reviews
My secret: I don't actually like Switchfoot. GASP! I did, though, last year. I know you're disappointed, master.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/24/2005
The Irony of Presents reviews
Working with situational irony. Stupid ending. Stereotypical romance. Not stereotypical Lehigh Valley getup though.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/24/2005
Chicken the Turkey's Valentine's Day reviews
Chicken is more special than you. Basically, he falls in love. And almost dies.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/9/2005
The Adventures of Bus 4 and George reviews
Crazy-ass fun. Are you surprised that I wasn't stoned/drunk/tired when I wrote this? You shouldn't be. It's about a some George teddy bear and my whole middle school bus, basically. It's a dialogue.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 2/1/2005
In Memory of Pepper reviews
My cat died January 2005. This was/is my way of coping. I still cry when I read it. =/
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2/3/2005
Why the Kiwi Has No Wings reviews
Short story from 7th grade. Sort of cute, I guess. Dumb witty exchanges.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2005
Jennie reviews
Stories are bitches to me. I dislike them. I'm not really working on this; when I come back to it, I'll give you a heads-up. BTW, it's about some British chick named Jennie.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1/26/2005
Chicken the Turkey reviews
Chicken is almost as special as Bob. In fact...he might be more special. In a derogatory way.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1/26/2005