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Joined 01-18-05, id: 455012, Profile Updated: 12-11-08
Author has written 2 stories for Romance.

HAHA a little about myself ey?

Well I'm an Aussie, bred but not born! I'm a mix of a number of random nationalities, half shanghainese, and then a jumble of dutch, french, portuguese german and indonesian..my bestie likes to call me a mongrel.

I love dreaming, reading, sports, music, tea and coffee and laughing.

I dislike cooked celery, being lazy although the word lazy is essentially me, horror movies I admit...I'm a wimp, and the word hate.

I'm 17, but 18 in a few months!! I'm also trying my best to move out and live by myself, although I love my family it can be kinda suffocating.

Anyway...I hope you enjoy my rambles here!

-haidee


In progress:

The Enigma of Train

Prologue completed and chapter 1 on its way in a few days! Please review and tell me what you think!

Completed:

Phone Love

A one-shot rather dear to me as it was based on real events :)

Happilynuts Airline HA hehe sorry couldn't resist! in the air, please unfasten your seatbelts, relax and enjoy the ride honeys!

-love Capt'n Haidee

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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,203 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
The Candy Man by bananashana reviews
He'll give you cavities, headaches, and sugar rushes. You can't decide who gets to fix you. You can't help who you fall for.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,913 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Always Wear Clean Underwear by Eeliahs reviews
Being a Pattiserie owner by day and a P.I at night might sound glamorous. But throw in a undie obsession, a missing heiress, an evil cousin and a co-worker who I might have more then a professional interest in, and it's anything but a piece of cake...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 2/8/2008
Breathing Life Into a Statue by eleine kruez reviews
2nd Ep added -- FIN Put on the spot, rich bratty Adrienne Clarke picks a random stranger and declares him to be her devoted boyfriend. What happens when two very different people are forced to act in love with each other when they really aren't?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,796 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Complete
Swish by lovelyhead reviews
He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn’t know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won’t let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 3427 - Favs: 2,755 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Presumptions by dear-llama reviews
One-shot. She thought he was a stain on the family tree. He thought she was the perfect match for his snob-of-a-brother. Negative first impressions on a deserted highway at 2 A.M. ––and the worst part was, they could've had each other at 'hello'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,864 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete
The Bubblegum Fairy and The Bad Boy by G0bSmackt reviews
Even if it was cliché, the too good girl finally tamed the too bad boy. It had taken a bubblegum chewing fairy to find his heart and all he wanted to do now was be worthy. And all she wanted to do was be his. SKoW Member Challenge - Bubblegum
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,143 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
All His Fault by Jesra14 reviews
FOR THE I LOVE TO HATE YOU CONTEST Women love assholes. But not me. I like nice guys. Unfortunately, my boss is a very attractive asshole. I really hated him until he had to go and be nice. Though it's his fault my life is falling apart in the first place
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,907 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
Wedding Crasher by xemeraldeyesx reviews
In that moment, I hated him more than I had ever hated anyone before. I knew it was more than just petty anger, because every fibre of my being burned with longing to see him dead or just gone. Oneshot for the I Love To Hate You contest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,218 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Complete
Carnival High by Le Meg reviews
Finn learns a very important lesson from a girl at his school's fundraiser carnival: rain checks are for pansies. Inspired by the TaD writing prompt from issue #4.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Complete
The Rules of Engagement by judevanderhall reviews
She's a bleeding heart liberal. He's a jaded Marine. She's the best friend. He's the older brother. She's middle class. He's loaded. And they're sharing the same address. Painfully cliché? You have no idea. SKoW Winner and Runner-up, Round 8.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,321 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
Tracking Down Toby by Neon Scribe reviews
Before he could reply, I cut him off— “I can see you’re not wearing khaki pants.” They say you only find love once you stop looking. It’s too bad I’m not very good at boy-fasting. //One-Shot//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Complete
Brier Wood by cu-kid reviews
Davi Marshall left Brier Wood ten years ago with the intention of never returning. Now, she is forced to face her past, the demons that wait for her to confront them, and the man who is nothing like the boy she once knew.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 114,145 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
It's Greek for Love by judevanderhall reviews
On a beach in Corfu, Helga meets Kit. She’s preoccupied with her past and he’s anxious about the future, but maybe for one night they can live in the present. A story about love found, love lost, and finding it all over again. A one-shot in four parts.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,136 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
A Summer Solstice by NehemiaH reviews
All I wanted was one last peaceful summer before I finished college. Needless to say, I hadn't expected my brother's best friend to climb through my window every night...or that it'd be so hard to turn him away. Judge's Pick for SKOW's Best Cliche Round 7
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,918 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
Gone to the Dogs by jeepers09 reviews
Bryan and Marissa live on the same street, but they've never met. Not until their dogs take matters into their own paws.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,063 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Complete
Crosswords by Mad for Figs reviews
-ONE SHOT- He was just the creepy dude who insisted on hovering over my shoulder every morning while I tried to drink my coffee. Obviously the only reason I let him keep doing it without punching him in the face was because he always helped me finish the daily crossword. That had to be the only reason... right?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
Chemistry by ChocolateIsMyDrug reviews
She silently kicked herself for losing concentration because she found the sight of him disemboweling a dead rat strangely attractive.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 63 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
Hugs and Kisses by this is the life reviews
ONEshot. - She is the type of person who likes hugs and kisses. Cuddles and touches. But he isn't. And sadly, she doesn't know.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 173 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Sebastian Bear Invisible Pervert by hi-tanner85 reviews
g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 178,916 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
Caller Unknown by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
ONE SHOT So you find a phone, and you take it, because… it’s a free phone, why wouldn’t you? And it’s pretty sweet until the angry owner starts calling you every chance he gets.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Markus by Juni Lyn reviews
A sequel to the one shot Natalia. From Markus POV. Rated for sexual content...*ONE SHOT*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Natalia by Juni Lyn reviews
*One shot* city girl Natalia is in need of a night out. So dressing in her sexiest outfit she has a one night stand. All is well until Monday morning, when she realizes who her one nighter was.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,245 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
Prophecy of Nature: Noxyn by Jennifer Leigh reviews
Book 6. Find out what happens when a spoiled and impetuous Princess meets the selfless leader of a village of outlaws, and a professed sex addict finally meets his match.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Sooner or Later by JaneBarrie reviews
My world was perfect, or so it seemed. That is until I got pregnant. How do I tell my best friend, who has a girlfriend, that I am carrying his child? Oh that's right, I won't.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,408 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
Over You by verita reviews
Charlie thought she found The One. So when he dumps her out of the blue for his ex, she does the only thing that makes sense: she gets even. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,687 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
Hung up on You by Pinkamoo reviews
Males are like maths homework, you have to deal with them and even if you are quite capable of doing so they are still annoying. Especially the ones that hang up on you. Damn him. [ONESHOT]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,332 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
Close Encounters, Inc by fazzingaway reviews
Complete! Between the three of us, we were probably connected to everyone in our year group and helped people meet the men or women of their dreams. But then one dream turned into a nightmare when I realised I'd fallen in love with the target…
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,605 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Complete
One Crowded Hour by Kendal reviews
She wanted to ignore him, but that was harder than it sounded. Especially when he kept popping up in the middle of her living room. Now if only he would stay where he belonged... like in the twenty second century. [Fin.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
The Coffee Shop by Queen Anabella reviews
He didn't like coffee. Or waiting. Thankfully, she was there to help pass the time. One shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Elevators by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[COMPLETE] Four years after they graduated, and she’d moved on. –Ish. So now...what happens when a girl meets her high school crush again when they're stuck in an elevator?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,730 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Complete
Here Be Monsters by pixy-dizzy reviews
(On Hiatus.) Poor Saber. Christmas elves have it hard. He's doing his best to avoid run-ins with love, relatives, those strange creatures known as humans, and alarm clocks. He's failing spectacularly.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,131 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 12/21/2004
Seeing Through Tears by Behind-these-eyes reviews
Anna develops a fear for romantic relationships due to her father’s constant abuse. So what happens when she unintentionally attracts the attention of a mysterious bad boy? *On Hold for editing.*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,103 - Reviews: 2294 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004
Petals by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE In nineteenth century London, it isn't considered proper for a young lady to send flowers to a healthy young bachelor. But when Adrian Morey receives a bouquet with a challenge, he can't help but be intrigued.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,743 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
His Phenomenal Eyes by Bleeding Air reviews
STORY REMOVED. I wanted him to look at me. I wanted him to sing to me. But no, this song was dedicated to a girl who he had never met and would probably never know. Oh God. I wanted to cry for him. Oneshot!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Complete
Theory by halloran reviews
The sequel to Not Irish, by demand. Care to join Jeff's twin sister Riana in exploring the mind of one delicious, crazed muscian? Yes, folks, this time it's all about Tim.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,716 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Complete
Masquerade by strapaid reviews
Belinda meets Devin, a charming thief, at a masquerade party, but the host doesn't like being robbed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,122 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2003
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The Enigma of Train reviews
I didn't know what he wanted, I didn't even know what I wanted. He confused me, excited me, made me want him. Then he stopped and left me in the dust. Now I think I know what I want. I want to know. The enigma of Train.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2008
Phone Love reviews
Both of us were in bed, half sleeping, half talking on the phone to each other.“You know, this is almost like we’re sleeping in the same room…”“You’re such a guy…” [oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete