Crazy Biene
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Joined 01-20-05, id: 455301
Author has written 3 stories for Life, Love, and Friendship.

(0) (0)Hi everybody! Just call me Biene (Beeneh). If you want to add me on MSN please ask for my permission first, okay? .


I come from South Africa, Umtata. I totally adore my country! I currently live in Austria btw (I dont like this place, but I'm leaving soon--dec.15-).

Gender female

Age -15

B/Day (VERY important. Keep the presents coming!) - 24 January

Height -1.63meters (I think that is 5'5ft--maybe I got a lil talller, not sure)

Status -SINGLE and not lookin. Ba, ba, ba, bah I'm luvin it.

GradeSOPHOMORE--hoping to skip 10th grade and be a JUNIOR. (I did not fail. In S.A our term starts in Jan-Dec, and I went to Austria in June, so I was halfway done, so I had to repeat my 5th grade. )

Character -WEIRD, hyper, fun, adventerous/spontaneous, CRAZY, moody, impatient, etc.

How long have I been writing?

I started writing 2 years ago, when I was 13. It all started with me liking to read and I eventually formed my own stories.


I do believe in the existence of a God, but I do not really set that into practice. Basically, me and religion are two different things. I'm tryin to understand god, but it's a process-kay?


I love watching movies, dancing and hanging out with friends! I enjoy sports more than anything else. I love volleyball, soccer, basketball, ping pong, tennis, field-hockey and skating- just anything tht keeps me active! I LOVE trying new things! LOVE COMICS AND WATCHING TV! Sad movies make me cry. Waah.


I am a VERY confident person. I believe in hard work and later receiving a reward. I am also an optimistic person, but there are times where I complain. Who doesn't complain???

I HATE BEING LIED TO! Keep quiet if you have nothing true to say!


Yum! Seafood, junk food (sigh), SOUTH AFRICAN dishes^^, Indian, Mexican and Sushi.


I really am an ambitious kid. Many say so! I would love to be an astronaut, own a restaurant, be a part-time author . Does that work? I wanted to be a CIA, because of action movies! I also want to learn how to play an instrument.

Movies: I luv movies, but I have not had the chance to watch lots of them. I like


A Beautiful Mind

Meet the Parents


Shrek 1 &2


How to lose a guy in ten days

Austin Powers (All of em)



Stepford Wives

Pirates of the Carribean 1&2

Moulin Rouge


White Chicks

Scary movie 1-3

The Ring 1 & 2

Sweet Home Alabama

What lies beneath


The Last Samurai

The Village


Beauty Shop

Mission Impossible 1-3


Passion of Christ

Date Movie


Blade 1-3

--the list is ENDLESS!

Tv Shows:

RAW & Smackdown (4 some strange reason, I just love wrestling.)




The Parkers

O.C Carlifonia

Dave Chapelle

Viva La Bam

Wild Zone

Desperate Housewives

Talk shows

Grey's Anatomy


Spongebob Squarepants! (WhooHoo)

The Simpsons (Go Homer! Go Homer)

Teen Titans

Free for all

South Park (Mr. Hanky the christmas poop!)

Anime and Manga forever!

What type of music I like:I am not that picky about what I listen to. I like the following: Hip Hop, Rock, Reggaeton, R&B, and anything else that is good--hate county and jazz.

MY favorite artists:

Alicia Keys



Destiny's Child



My Chemical Romance

System of a down

Linkin Park


Limp Bizkit (rebels)



50 Cent


Joss Stone

Sean Paul








--this is just the beginning!

Books:Thats how I developed an interest for writing! I enjoy the Three Series of Joseph. The Proposal. True Devotion. Lemony Snicket books. Roald Dahl series(I just love the guy!) . I love the book: Covenant Child, Terri. If you want to cry, read that book

FAV actress: Nicole Kidman, Halle Berry, Kate Winslet, Reese Witherspoon, Jodie Foster, Angelina Jolie, Kate Hudson

FAV actor: Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise, Russel Crowe, Viggo Mortenson (he was gud in LOTR), Jacques Phoenix, Wesley Snipe (Blade!), Mike Myers

FAV Authors: So far Angella Elwell Hunt is my favourite. Oh! And Edgar Allen Poe...tht guy rox!

My favourite quote: Character is ethics in action.

Ps- I am sure we are all aware of the fact that there is "constructive and destructive" criticism. I always try and put myself in other people's shoes and ask myself "Would I like it if people told me I suck and that its not worth it?" No. So please be constructive, not destructive.

There are so many other cool writers out there! You are probably wondering why I stopped the whole list, well I stopped bcz there are so many good writers out there! It would be hard making a list of over ten thousand writers. lol, you know what I mean?

It's such a wonderful experience to being able to read and write!! Thank you so much!



There have been so many people here at fiction press that have helped me with so much! I feel honored to have had this opportunity to write my own stories and read fantastic and eloquently written pieces of work. I came here to learn, and the writers here at fiction press have nurtured me, in my thinking, my writing and just state of mind. Thank you so much for being supportive. It really means a lot to me! You guys are the best!!!!


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Boy Equals Girl Equals Boy by incongruent reviews
It’s a like omg storay with lehk, two people, lyk, so kEwliez. And they liak, act as like not their gender. lEIk WHOAAAAaa. N thers liyk, this acting sKooL. Just kidding. I really don’t write like that.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,414 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 12/25/2004
A Challenge by ChocolateSugar reviews
Brads the popular guy in school who everyone wants. Audreys the school goth who's invisible. Brad sees Audrey as a challenge. He wants her and he always gets what he wants... Rated M for language, drug and alcohol use, sexual content, and any other stuff
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,809 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/12/2005 - Published: 8/21/2005
Confessions of the Gay and Confused by Ailenat reviews
SLASH! Do I have a sign taped to the back of me saying "I'm Gay" or something? I'm straight. It's perfectly normal to check out guys, right?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,761 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 7/26/2004
The Past will Always Haunt You by Lola Sanchez reviews
A new girl arrives at frances Newton High...she makes friends, aswell as enemies, and Nathan wants her in his life...will she allow herself to fall for him? New Title
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,068 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 11/25/2004
Why don't i know you by UnknownLove reviews
it's what i feel at times.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/11/2005
The Case Against Christianity by Infinite Smiles reviews
I used to be a Christian. I am not anymore. This essay contains some of the reasons why.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,333 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004
Tortured Souls: Clare the Rejected One by Chris Taylor reviews
Chapter 4 up, going to keep going with this one a little bit more than my fyre eyed story, i MUST start that soon too! anyways, rated for language and subject matter
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005
alcohol by poetic abortion reviews
you take a sip of even more lies.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/22/2005
death by poetic abortion reviews
[edit! 2/22/06] a never ending circle.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/21/2005
Ps Look Up by Nersesian reviews
The love a young girl has for a boy drives her mad. On the last day of school, she writes him a letter.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2005
Definition Unknown by Lady-Zeppelin reviews
An angst-ridden story of depression, pain, suffering, and the struggle to know in an ignorant world. When you repeat something to yourself it looses its meaning just as easily as you can lose yourself.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2005
Iris by Lisa Jane reviews
When you hide from reality, it always has it's way of finding you. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/20/2005 - Published: 1/4/2005
Give me a Chance to be Born Again by Lady-Zeppelin reviews
When you're a rebel...there's no way out. (monolouge)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2005
Memoirs From My Average Life by get-it-on65 reviews
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/10/2005
what it takes by Jasper Suh reviews
what do you think is necessary if you wan o love a person?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/9/2005
Watching Them Come And Go by Lisa Jane reviews
Wrote this in a bit of heartbreak so I don't think it's up to my usual standard. Maybe it's more emotive or something. I don't know.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/9/2005
What Hath Brought this Tragedy? by Lady-Zeppelin reviews
Everyone knows the story of Romeo and Juliet. Two lovers die together for the sake of love. Well, what if Romeo did not appear at Juliet's balcony? Read to find out, then tell me what's more tragic.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2005
Spirit by get-it-on65 reviews
Little Danny has learnt how to survive all these years under the forceful abusive care of his drunken and mean father. How will he cope when he is finally thrown into the system?
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2005
Breathe Without Air by Infinite Smiles reviews
Do you think I could breathe without air?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/1/2005
A Woman's Many Masters by Infinite Smiles reviews
A woman has many masters...just like the title says.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/18/2004
Days Go By by Rachel reviews
Some stuff I wrote in school while thinking. I'll probably do more chapters and make it a little collection.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2004
A Campground Summer by Phoebe Love reviews
Katrina is the head lifeguard at the pool and Nick is a member of The Crew, the summertime badboy clique. Is Nick such a badboy? Or will the infatuation he feels for Katrina lead to a lifetime commitment. R&R to find out more!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,300 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/21/2004 - Published: 7/11/2004
59 Cent Fish Food by Lisa Jane reviews
It's one of those days when 59 cent fish food is all you're worth... raw emotion
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2004
Through The Eyes Of Those Who Cannot See by InmoonlightIwalk reviews
A consuming love, that soon will leave your soul vacant and destroy you...but only I can see. short sweet and to the point R&R
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/4/2004
No one by InmoonlightIwalk reviews
with no one at all ... and that is all you have ...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/21/2004
Inside the Mind by Phoebe Love reviews
Wonder what teenagers begin to think when the lights are off and they are nestled comfortably in their beds? Maybe the teen mind isn't so devoid of thought after all...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/25/2004
I Pray by Infinite Smiles reviews
Devotion to someone that is long gone...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/6/2004
Holes by Emma Noel reviews
Relationships are like holes. If you've ever liked someone and then it didn't work out, READ THIS! A one shot. Idea discussed with author of "Now and Forever", Elaina Hays.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/28/2004
Speaketh by PigOnTheWing reviews
I had the general idea of this in my mind for several months, and all I could get was the first line. Then tonight- I wasn't even trying to write, I was making coffee at Dunkin' Donuts- the rest of the lines just came to me. I rather like it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/19/2004
To Feel Nothing by Kate MacMhuirich reviews
About wanting something, rated PG for mild mention of sex
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2003
Directions by WriterJC reviews
A very short story. . . about directions. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2003
I am but One by justanotheraspiringauthor reviews
A world where peace, unity, and order rule. Anyone against the system will be executed. This is one girl's story.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2003
Simply Irresistable by Kero-Bijou reviews
In the heart of England there was a couple that was so meant to be together that they despised each other with great unlikeness. People thought that they would never be with each other until... R&R Plz Thank you! writen by: Kero-chan Chp1 posted.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2002
The Sex Act by Artemissan reviews
Originally written strictly for its eroticism, it became a statement on safe sex.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/24/2001
Zepha Vampire Princess by Nefarious Quandary reviews
When Kerilla is brought into the underworld, she gains a new name, family, life, and the prince as her husband. When she falls for a mortal, she longs to bring him to her world, but if she does.. what will the dark lord do to her? (this one is just the bi
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/2000
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Unnamed reviews
A friend who is there for another friend...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/22/2006
Without You reviews
Rejecting and regretting...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1/22/2006
Confessions of the Sad reviews
If you are a sad person this is the place for you, happy person, wrong place. THIS IS ALL DEPRESSION! Ch 10!
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/21/2006 - Published: 2/17/2005