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I have perfected sarcasm to science. Cynicism is part of my limbs.

Along with all of that, I'm more of a smartass than you can possibly imagine.

I write for whatever, whenever, doesn't matter. I write to write.

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Sebastian Bear Invisible Pervert by hi-tanner85 reviews
g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 179,285 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 2,135 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
Light Me Up by T. Grant reviews
Penelope Bright had always prided herself as a results-oriented person. So, in order to help her father, she agreed to convince Rhys Templeton that she is the next-best-thing after a Nobel Prize (or whatever it is that he wanted to chase). Unfortunately, she did not expect the results to include her falling for him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,849 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 10/5/2015 - Complete
Getting Malcolm by pinkmist reviews
He stared down at me, eyes dark and unrelenting. "Do you want Malcolm?" Stupid question. But I nodded anyway. "Then kiss me." Talk about getting caught between a rock and a hard place. *SKoW Winner*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 140,913 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 6/29/2006
No Strings by souldiver reviews
Sarah is feeling good about her life. She has a new flat, a boss who appreciates her and no strings sex from the hottie next door. But she ought to know that when things are going this well something is bound to screw it up. WARNING: Adult language and content.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 35,958 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/15/2015 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Complete
My Undetected Canoodling by Analytical Calico reviews
The seemingly unrequited crush on your best friend, the perfect romantic cliche, and you know those always work out. However, when an evil older brother, mind games, and dirty little secrets are thrown into the mix, maybe this cliche isn't that perfect...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,667 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
Bad Moon Rising by Brienne Lynne reviews
And then he was pinned against the doorframe, arm twisted behind his back, hand up between his shoulder blades. Easily, he could have thrown her off, turned and pinned her to the ground. He stayed put. With his cheek pressed against the wood, he grinned. "I hope you're gonna spank me next."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,647 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 9/24/2014
Breaking Point by rosieroo reviews
Fresh out of prison, Aleya is forced into working for the Legion to bring down the Necromancer who kidnapped and tortured her for years. Just her luck, she's partnered with the man she once loved and thought to be dead
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,348 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 12/17/2012
His Captive by rosieroo reviews
Book 2 - When Vin is captured by a notorious criminal, her life is thrown into chaos. But what happens when she discovers that everything is not as it seems, with him and her country? And he would just have to be her Mate, wouldn't he. *Nominated for Best Villain SKoW Round 12* COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 162,650 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
Waiting on the World by blak pearl reviews
What do you do when your best friend hooks up with your twin brother and breaks his heart? Pretend to date the guy she likes- the guy you've hated since you've known how to. And hope the cliche doesn't catch up with you. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,294 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
The Rhyan Stone Chronicals: Dead In The Water by BloodyRedEclipse reviews
Rhyan Stone died two months ago, sort of, and she's trying to avoid doing it again while her two boyfriends are having serious issues with each other. Not to mention the werewolves and dragons...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,901 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 6/14/2010
All Along by KNE reviews
Neely Donovan isn’t interested in the whole popularity ordeal considering that her twin brother was one of the hottest guys that attended their school. But falling for the most popular guyand her bro's best friend was the last thing on her mind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 211,055 - Reviews: 4831 - Favs: 3,699 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2004
Thank God for Laney McNamara by jamaninja reviews
My best friend and college roommate slept with someone he shouldn't, so now I'm pretending to be his girlfriend to help him get away from his hordes of screaming fans. He owes me so big. Spin-off for Hero Complex
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,769 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011
After the End by templeton21 reviews
What happens after the world ends? "It's you and me. Just you and me." His hands framed her face, holding onto her, and she nodded. "Just you and me," she whispered and she was so relieved that out of everyone left in the world, he was hers.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,486 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Complete
Full of Thought by PlutoIsTooAPlanet reviews
Gemma has been guarding her biggest secret her entire life, but Logan Brooks won't stop until he knows what it is. He won't take no for an answer. But when Gemma's secret puts her in grave danger, it's up to Logan to keep her safe.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,428 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Complete
The Prize by marzydotes reviews
So a group of horny guys are playing poker with you as the ultimate prize, what's a girl to do and who will come out on top?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,887 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Complete
Resistance by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. She began watching him from her window, all because he licked her one night. After desperately trying to think of ways to talk to him again and hopefully get another lick , she learns that he isn't exactly what you'd call... 'normal'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 2421 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Complete
Angel of Hell by Nixnight reviews
My name is Araceli, Divine Princess of Heaven and Whatever-Else-I-Feel-Like. Basically, my father screwed me over by selling me to the King of Hell, Orrion. This is the tale of my escapades as the mate of an ass-hole demon and the Angel of Hell.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,411 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
The Waking of a Dream by Emily Dashwood reviews
When she travels to her late uncle’s estate for the reading of his will, Maybelle anticipates a glorious week with the man she loves before she must marry the man her father has chosen. But someone has been waiting for this opportunity to exact revenge...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,695 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Complete
Confessions of a Teenage Cheerleading Rock Star by wispofair reviews
How stupid of me to agree to a bet. Now I'm attending high school, cheering for the football team in a pleated skirt and hanging out with people my own age, all the while hiding my rock star identity. And I'm liking it! What could possibly go wrong?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,757 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Complete
Couldn't Stand the Weather by andee lee reviews
Corinne's sworn enemy is still living across the street and is now driving the Mustang she lost her virginity in while his brother, her first love, is busy talking about cold fronts and thundershowers on the local news. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,967 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
The Rhyan Stone Chronicles: Dark Dreams by BloodyRedEclipse reviews
The human population hasn't been too inviting to the supernatural community since they unveiled themselves several months ago, headed by the vampires. Enter Rhyan Stone. She used to be human. And now... well, she's not even sure what she is anymore.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,066 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Complete
Queen Bitch by Crimsonoaks reviews
As a romantic comedy fanatic, I vowed to become THAT girl. My own love life may be a sham but what better place to play high school matchmaker than from the top? Hello, my name is Queen Bitch.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,181 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
After Dinner Mints in the Fast Food Bag by Lilith Rei reviews
Jack bet that he could date any girl he walked up to, but he never counted on falling in love with her. When she learns about the bet, Nora runs out on him without a word. Years later, she's assigned a case in which Jack is the lead detective REVISED END
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,533 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Complete
Pickup Lines by Vione reviews
A one-shot challenge. Dared by her best friend, Celia was forced to use a cheesy pickup line to a gorgeous guy. However, how did the innocent cheesy pickup lines change to innuendos? Lemon.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,786 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
Always Meant Something to Me by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
One shot. What's a girl to do when her ten night stand throws her knickers out the window? Steal a pair of his boxers to wear of course. It's not a big deal, until Kristie Carlson comes up and asks whether you're wearing someone else's underwear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Complete
Beating the Game by Lord Iron-Balls reviews
Patrick Morrison had it good. He was socially invisible, ignored by the Neanderthals around him, and on the fast track to MIT. Then he made the mistake of getting involved in Marielle Pason's social games. But to Patrick, the only way out is to win.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,282 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2006
Life is Better in Paperback by LadyOfLiterature reviews
COMPLETE! Meet Emilia Black, a shy brunette who is wise to everything about romance - but nothing about men. By chance, she recieves an opportunity to learn everything she'd ever need to know... Includes a side story about Roxanne Harvey.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,294 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Koibito no Ryu by paws-bells reviews
COMPLETE Sarea had led a fairly normal life until that arrogant, pompous snake chose to drop in on her. Literally. Then she learns that she is his lifemate and that dragons actually exist. No, they really do. And he just happens to be their crown prince.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,724 - Reviews: 1616 - Favs: 3,020 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 3,459 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
My Beautiful Mistake by stroke in a can reviews
[Fin... revised] Christine moves from Ohio, albeit reluctantly, and is tossed into a new life. She isn't sure about the attention she's receiving from all over, but she discovers things aren't always as clear as they seem.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,249 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Complete
Not Irish by halloran reviews
A punk rock romance for the slightly mature. A tale of a tough girl living on the edge, and of the music and people that live there with her. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,958 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Complete
Princess Pirate by destinyksofsb reviews
COMPLETE/revised for tech. errors She a notorious pirate. He is working for the King, sent to investigate her. A strange twist of fate ties them together for life, who will win or will they both lose/ R adult situations/STRONG language/mild violence
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,969 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/25/2004 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Complete
A deep truth reviews
What everyone wishes they couldn't feel.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2005