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Author has written 14 stories for Action, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, and Haiku.
THE ASYLUM OF THE DEVITORY!!
Givin' creativity a swift kick in the balls since 1996!
My actions are greusone and graphic. My comedies are pure silliness. My angsts inhabit the minds of all good sick mofos everywhere. And the crap I whip up in two minutes is just plain absurd!
So come one, come all! Throw away your fragile innocent minds to the meat grinders and come on down to The Asylum of the Devitory!
Other Screenames: taotd (universal), Mewfour, SSJCanadian, Roadkill, Superloserboy, Chill Man, Mankey, Kandyman, The Master Plan
OCT 13 2020 - Huawei Sucks, a haiku that explains why Huawei sucks.
AUG 31 2014 - The Lost World updated, and it's a big'n.
MAY 3 2014 - NEW STORY! WHOOOO!! It's a side-story to my old epic Bloody Sword called The Lost World. Enjoy.
OCT 13 2020 - Who has two thumbs and is now working over 80 hours a week? Dis gai!
MAY 3 2014 - I kinda know what I'm doing with Starwarrior Saga and BloodIER Sword, but not really ;/
JUN 27 2013 - No job, and nobody's hiring. Life is ass in Asylumland, again. The good news is, I might be able to shit out new material more than once a year!
JUN 27 2013 - DOMA repealed. Keep those tears coming, conservatards.
NOV 6 2012 - Keep crying, Republicans. Keep crying so that i may lick your sweet tears from your enraged cheeks. Your honeyed tears of the sweetest nectar, streaming like a never ending faucet, onto my tongue and down my throat like the most soothing of ambrosia.
APR 23 2012 - ...its been a while huh. I'm slowly overcoming my TF2 addiction, and am finally feeling that groove that I thought I had lost a long time ago. Updates from now on may be few and far between, but I promise they will not be as dry as they have been these last few years.
RECENT UPDATE SUMMARIES:
NEW STORY!! - Huawei Sucks - Yup.
BLOODY SWORD: THE LOST WORLD - Murkis is rescued by a family in a local village. Returning to his company, however, he quickly discovers that his comrades aren't interested in making new friends...
STARWARRIOR SAGA - Fleeing from his new enemies on Earth, Brendan's travels with the alien crew suddenly takes a turn for the worst.
DEATHMATCH - He's won the Deathmatch, but the Participant's life is still miserable. The Participant begins to accept his new life, until an unexpected meeting with an old friend...
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