The Asylum of the Devitory
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Joined 02-25-01, id: 45583, Profile Updated: 06-27-13
Author has written 12 stories for Sci-Fi, Fantasy, and Action.


Givin' creativity a swift kick in the balls since 1996!

My actions are greusone and graphic. My comedies are pure silliness. My angsts inhabit the minds of all good sick mofos everywhere. And the crap I whip up in two minutes is just plain absurd!

So come one, come all! Throw away your fragile innocent minds to the meat grinders and come on down to The Asylum of the Devitory!

Other Screenames: taotd (universal), Mewfour, SSJCanadian, Roadkill, Superloserboy, Chill Man, Mankey, Kandyman, The Master Plan



JUN 27 2013 - A new chapter of Starwarrior Saga? You'd better believe it!

NOV 5 2012 - And Deathmatch is done. Enjoy.

NOV 4 2012 - The second-to-last episode of Deathmatch is live. It's a real long read, and you might want to have a box of tissues handy for the ending...


JUN 27 2013 - No job, and nobody's hiring. Life is ass in Asylumland, again. The good news is, I might be able to shit out new material more than once a year!

FEB 1 2013 - Some chapters of Project: ZERO weren't showing up correctly. Luckily, I still had them collecting dust in my own personal archive. If you see any other chapters of mine encountering some of FFN/FP's old wacky formatting hijinxes, let me know.

OCT 15 2009 - Deathmatch is now classified as Action, not Sci-Fi. Hey, I gotta look like I'm updating something, don't I?


JUN 27 2013 - DOMA repealed. Keep those tears coming, conservatards.

NOV 6 2012 - Keep crying, Republicans. Keep crying so that i may lick your sweet tears from your enraged cheeks. Your honeyed tears of the sweetest nectar, streaming like a never ending faucet, onto my tongue and down my throat like the most soothing of all ambrosias.

APR 23 2012 - ...its been a while huh. I'm slowly overcoming my TF2 addiction, and am finally feeling that groove that I thought I had lost a long time ago. Updates from now on may be few and far between, but I promise they will not be as dry as they have been these last few years.


STARWARRIOR SAGA - Fleeing from his new enemies on Earth, Brendan's travels with the alien crew suddenly takes a turn for the worst.

DEATHMATCH - He's won the Deathmatch, but the Participant's life is still miserable. The Participant begins to accept his new life, until an unexpected meeting with an old friend...

RECKLESS MICKY: VENDETTA - Micky tries to drown his sorrows at a club, when a mysterious stranger guides him down a destructive path.

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The Underbelly: The Big Game Hunt by aFistFullOfPeanuts reviews
This story follows one man's journey as a vicious vigilante who tries to battle the almost untamable rise of scum. This fight is complicated by his own demons that manifest themselves as various personalities of his damaged psyche. He must fight psychopathic mob bosses, violent and idiotic thugs and the voices that could very well take over. Will his crusade be the end of him?
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,530 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Complete
Sera Cross: A Requiem by GuardianGenesis reviews
Sera Cross is a genetic hybrid on the run after destroying the facility that made her. Follow her as she fights a new group of super "heroes" while also battling the demons within herself. Along the way, she will have to find the line between hero and villain. Are morals only for the human? And can something once lost ever be found again? In the end, who is the real monster?
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,540 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013
Star Goddess? by sugarlover13 reviews
Leona has always wanted to become a Starwarrior pilot, but there is a law saying that girls are not allowed. Disguising herself as her twin brother, Leo, she enters the Space Protection Program Cadet Unit. Full summary inside, I couldn't fit it all.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012
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Starwarrior Saga reviews
After an alien expeditionary crew crash-lands on Earth, a young man soon finds himself wrapped up on a harrowing interplanetary adventure... PG13 for now.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,418 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 10/28/2003
Deathmatch reviews
A human awakens on a strange alien world, soon discovering that he is an unwilling participant in a twisted game called "Deathmatch," where it's kill or be killed. Forging an unsteady alliance with a fellow alien contestant, they must work together to survive and kill everyone else... and eventually each other. Intense violence and gore throughout.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,578 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
Reckless Micky: Vendetta reviews
-Furryfic- It's just Michael Quirrel, a borderline psychotic ex-cop with nothing to lose, against the entire underworld of New York City, in a war of increasingly unimaginable brutality. Extreme gory violence throughout
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,191 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 10/23/2005
BloodIER Sword, 3075 AD reviews
23 years after the battle of Kanadiam, 75 years after nuclear war decimates Earth- a blood heir to its throne is found in East Namerik. A plot to murder the new princess is foiled by a chance encounter with a roaming mercenary, sparking a conflict that will span an entire continent. Intense, gory violence throughout. Sequel to Bloody Sword: 3050 A.D.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,021 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 12/21/2006
The Accident reviews
When the worst comes to shove, those who may not appreciate life may be forced to.
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/10/2006
Galaxy War: Bitter Alliance
Eight months after the Armageddon Laser incident, a distress signal from a suspicious vessel reaches X, and Nondel and Xslav are sent to investigate...
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,101 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 9/12/2005
Spirit Splice reviews
An ordinary teenage girl discovers her mysterious power to jump across time...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,163 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/16/2005
Legends of Alternica reviews
Year 1723 in an alternate world. A seriously wounded drifter is nursed back to health by a villiage of elves, and he brings the wrath of a warlord with him...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/29/2005 - Published: 9/8/2005
Bloody Sword: 3050 AD reviews
Year 3050, 50 years after global nuclear war all but annihilates Earth. The prince of an overthrown nation must travel with his general and a servant girl across the remains of the North American continent, gaining allies from neighboring kingdoms in a bid to reclaim their stolen homeland. A long, bloody tale with a bloody, violent end.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 55 - Words: 102,114 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 3/17/2001 - Complete
Project: ZERO reviews
In Earth's distant future, a strange war robot awakens with no memory of his origins. When he learns that he was made to wipe out all life on Earth, it's up to him to combat his creator's genocidal androids and save the same planet he was meant to destroy
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,706 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/8/2005 - Published: 11/17/2001 - Complete
Galaxy War X reviews
Two months after Nondel's heroics, Deth points a giant laser at Nondel's homeplanet, demanding X's unconditional surrender in 24 hours, or be completely obliterated...Sequel to Galaxy War
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,157 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/4/2003 - Published: 1/31/2003 - Complete
Galaxy War reviews
While en route to another galaxy, one of a two member alien pilot crew is abducted by a feared interplanetary warlord. Fearing for his copilot's safety, the other alien searches for her tirelessley, and to find out why she was kidnapped...
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,911 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/29/2003 - Published: 5/1/2002 - Complete
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