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Author has written 12 stories for Sci-Fi, Fantasy, and Action.
THE ASYLUM OF THE DEVITORY!!
Givin' creativity a swift kick in the balls since 1996!
My actions are greusone and graphic. My comedies are pure silliness. My angsts inhabit the minds of all good sick mofos everywhere. And the crap I whip up in two minutes is just plain absurd!
So come one, come all! Throw away your fragile innocent minds to the meat grinders and come on down to The Asylum of the Devitory!
Other Screenames: taotd (universal), Mewfour, SSJCanadian, Roadkill, Superloserboy, Chill Man, Mankey, Kandyman, The Master Plan
JUN 27 2013 - A new chapter of Starwarrior Saga? You'd better believe it!
NOV 5 2012 - And Deathmatch is done. Enjoy.
NOV 4 2012 - The second-to-last episode of Deathmatch is live. It's a real long read, and you might want to have a box of tissues handy for the ending...
JUN 27 2013 - No job, and nobody's hiring. Life is ass in Asylumland, again. The good news is, I might be able to shit out new material more than once a year!
FEB 1 2013 - Some chapters of Project: ZERO weren't showing up correctly. Luckily, I still had them collecting dust in my own personal archive. If you see any other chapters of mine encountering some of FFN/FP's old wacky formatting hijinxes, let me know.
OCT 15 2009 - Deathmatch is now classified as Action, not Sci-Fi. Hey, I gotta look like I'm updating something, don't I?
JUN 27 2013 - DOMA repealed. Keep those tears coming, conservatards.
NOV 6 2012 - Keep crying, Republicans. Keep crying so that i may lick your sweet tears from your enraged cheeks. Your honeyed tears of the sweetest nectar, streaming like a never ending faucet, onto my tongue and down my throat like the most soothing of all ambrosias.
APR 23 2012 - ...its been a while huh. I'm slowly overcoming my TF2 addiction, and am finally feeling that groove that I thought I had lost a long time ago. Updates from now on may be few and far between, but I promise they will not be as dry as they have been these last few years.
RECENT UPDATE SUMMARIES:
STARWARRIOR SAGA - Fleeing from his new enemies on Earth, Brendan's travels with the alien crew suddenly takes a turn for the worst.
DEATHMATCH - He's won the Deathmatch, but the Participant's life is still miserable. The Participant begins to accept his new life, until an unexpected meeting with an old friend...
RECKLESS MICKY: VENDETTA - Micky tries to drown his sorrows at a club, when a mysterious stranger guides him down a destructive path.
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