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Joined 01-23-05, id: 455965
Author has written 4 stories for General, Humor, Humor, and Life.

Ten Facts About Me:

one) "I take time out of reading to have a life." -My friend about me

two) Two hours of my time = One original sentence

three) I daydream about maps...

four) After long observation, I have proudly concluded that I am a Hufflepuff at heart.

five) I have a tendency to squeal "Severus Snape" whenever I get enthusiastic over sliced bread.

six) There are thirty-two signatures in my yearbook.

seven) I am big enough of a geek to count them.

eight) I have been the object of numerous makeover fantasies.

nine) I WILL NEVER SURRENDER! (even though I have fantasies of surrendering... shhhhhh)

ten) My favorite color is green.

My Favorite Classics! (no order):

Jane Eyre (and) Villette... by Charlotte Bronte;

Cyrano de Bergerac... by Edmond Rostand;

The Great Gatsby... by Fitzgerald;

Northanger Abbey (and) Mansfield Park... by Jane Austen;

The Jungle... by Sinclaire Lewis;

Hans Christian Andersen;

Oscar Wilde;

The Glass Menagerie... by Tennessee Williams;

Roald Dahl;

The Stranger... by Albert Camus;

And Then There Were None... by Agatha Christie;

The Princess Bride... by William Goldman;

My Favorite Romance Novels! (no order):

Theresa Medeiros;

McNaught (I loved Perfect!);

some Sparks;

The Bridgerton series... by Julia Quinn;

A Knight In Shining Armor... by Jude Deveraux;

Hot Shot... by Susan Elizabeth Phillips;

Ashes In The Wind... by Woodiwiss;

The Devil's Heiress (and) Hazard... by Jo Beverly;

My Favorite Fantasy and Young Adult Novels! (no order):

The Harry Potter series... by J.K. Rowling;

The Seventh Tower series... by Garth Nix;

Sirena... by Napoli;

Walk Two Moons... by Sharon Creech;

Two Moons in August... by Martha Brooks;

Ender's Game... by Orson Scott Card;

Hidden Talents... by David Lubar;

Everworld... by Applegate;

The Chrestomanci Quartet (and) Howl's Moving Castle... by Diana Wynne Jones;

Sir Apropos of Nothing... by Peter David;

The Sevenwaters Trilogy... by Juliet Marillier;

Neverwhere... by Neil Gaiman;

The Likes Of Me... by Randall Beth Platt;

Dune... Frank Herbert;

Favorite Novels Which Cannot Be Categorized Into Any Of The Above Categories:

The Hangwoman... by Kohout;

The Kite Runner... by Khaled Hosseini

Movies I can Watch over and over:


You've Got Mail

The Pagemaster

The Hours

Roman Holiday

Pride and Prejudice (5-6 hr. BBC version)


The Mummy

Napolean Dynamite

The Family Stone

Thoroughly Modern Millie (w/ Julie Andrews)

Red Eye

10 Things I Hate About You

She's All That

Benny and Joon

Dirty Dancing

Boondock Saints

Hot Men (oh yeah):

Johnny Depp

James Madison (the president in his younger years)

Heath Ledger

Severus Snape

Ronald Weasley

Cillian Murphy

Mr. Rochester

Hyuuga Neji

(my friends think I have an obsession for evil guys just b/c I love Snape. But he is not evil, so that just tears their theory to pieces.)

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The Contract by Bleeding Air reviews
REMOVED Katlyn, teased and made fun of all her life, meets a strange boy in a cafe. He offers her five wishes in return for herself, but as her wishes progress, they aren't what she expected. Now the boy owns her and worse yet; how will she get out of it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 9,019 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/30/2021 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Complete
All Along by KNE reviews
Neely Donovan isn’t interested in the whole popularity ordeal considering that her twin brother was one of the hottest guys that attended their school. But falling for the most popular guyand her bro's best friend was the last thing on her mind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 211,055 - Reviews: 4836 - Favs: 3,701 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2004
The Boy Who Talks to God by Unbridled reviews
Whatever God told him to do, he did. Giving away his shoes, taking punches, befriending outcasts. Even turning his back on love...and on me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 61 - Words: 195,629 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
Solitaire by S. Renee reviews
REMOVED In the years preceding the Revolutionary War, softspoken Elizabeth McCarthy unintentionally falls in love with a British soldier, spies on her two older sisters' budding romances, and lives through the events of her brewing Boston society.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 9,426 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Complete
Trading Faces by Mixtapes are Antiquated reviews
Josephine Forbes has been cursed. When she is thrown into her snotty, popular cousin's body, she must find a way to get back before the spell is made permanent. How to break the curse? Find true love. The catch? She has two weeks to do it.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,935 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 9/28/2003 - Complete
Beach Fantasy by Scribe Mozell reviews
The staff of an adult magazine share a beach cabin for a week. Seen through the eyes of the only virgin on the staff-pursued by a determined, and sexy, co-worker
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,220 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/24/2003
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4213 - Favs: 2,527 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
Addicted to You by anonymous reality reviews
Sienna is the new girl. The new girl hopelessly in love with the hottest boy imaginable. The problem: he's a scene kid and he and his friends are only interested in her because she's the starring player in their ultimate getback scheme.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 132,408 - Reviews: 2696 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Complete
A Begining of Something Sweet by CallMeCute reviews
Old world story of love and intrigue, betrayal, and revenge.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,177 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 9/4/2004
Writing Class by Stillill reviews
Miranda meets Finn in writing class, at first not liking him but soon realizing that they both enjoy the pleasures of banter. Will family and life ambitions get in the way of their relationship? -Now Finished-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,577 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 4/3/2005
Unwell by innocence maintained reviews
In the not so distant future, a college student is riding the city subway when a man gets on. He is dirty and incoherent, talking to himself, obviously insane. Still, he fascinates her. Little does she know the impact he's about to have on her life.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 120,987 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 2/21/2004
Memorable by Happy Voltaire reviews
Three completely differently people are brought together for one purpose: to stop an opposing faction from destroying the patterns of history and time. The catch? They can't be memorable.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,781 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 11/30/2004
Hollywood Fairytale by Flawless Storm reviews
When Kiernan Maitland went missing, it was up to me to find him. Me... find an actor who is known to be terrifying, both on and off the screen. How would I know that finding him would set off my own Hollywood fairytale. Short story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Complete
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My Name reviews
Bit experimental. What happened when I got my name.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/16/2006
Three Narrative Limericks reviews
Limericks done in Regency style! Read how the queen got in a tiff with her entire court and how she escaped unscathed!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/15/2006
The World of Weak Wrists
How pens came about and the disastrous results. Featuring flagellant Newtonian physicists aka Neanderthals!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Published: 7/15/2006
From the gut of a barricaded cave reviews
Nemesis: dragon; Only weapon: number two pencil; I Am: prisoner... A poetic puzzle in prose. Very symbolic.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/19/2006