Bob the Magical Tortoise
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Joined 01-24-05, id: 456225
Author has written 6 stories for Life, Humor, General, and Romance.

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Tips for Becoming 1337 by misterfuzzums EXTREME reviews
Are you a n00b? Then follow these tips to be on your way to becoming 1337! Sequel to Tips for Becoming EXTREME.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Complete
My Subconscious Freaks Me Out by misterfuzzums EXTREME reviews
I've had some weird dreams lately and I think the world would benefit from reading them. Or maybe not. On second... er, third... thought, don't read this, even if your life depends on it.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Complete
Killer with a Badge by Gai reviews
A future where bounty hunting has become the most effective force against crime.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,510 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/20/2005 - Published: 7/13/2005
The Easter of Discontent by Rich w reviews
Easter is here, but the Bunny is pissed because Jesus is getting more attention than him. This is just a little satirical showing how stupid the Easter Bunny is.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/20/2005
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Modicums of Happiness reviews
He doesn't even want to get out of bed in the morning. Not if he has to see her. Note: I don't really think of this story as romance, but out of the categories it's the best fit. It's more about life, depression, and reasons to go on. Rated for language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
Untitled Poem 1 reviews
If I gave you a summary, it would be longer than the poem. Just read it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
Shoot the Emos! reviews
A group of Emo kids attacks Washington D.C. in the not-too-distant future.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/8/2006
Hobos in the Freezer Cases reviews
A letter to the editor of a generic newspaper protesting Wal-Mart's anti-hoboism. Rated K+ for one German swear word.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2/24/2006
The Foot of Zeus reviews
Funny fake myth I made up. See if you like it!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/18/2005
Musings of Life reviews
Just a little poem I wrote pondering life. Please review.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Complete
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