Ninja Commander
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Joined 01-25-05, id: 456441, Profile Updated: 03-19-08
Author has written 36 stories for Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Humor, General, Humor, War, Life, Nature, Spiritual, Love, Action, Horror, and Fantasy.

Ok.

So, I left for a while (as if anyone noticed,) but I have returned. Thing is, I was worried about plagiarism. It's all over the internet these days. That, and, well, personal stuff.

Anyhow, I'm back, and I'm older and wiser.

Read my stuff; leave your opinions.


THOUSANDS OF NINJAS!


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Destiny's Design by Witchmaster reviews
A hundred years of peace dissolve in less than seven years, with tension growing between humans and elves. One man discovers a deadly secret but he can't fight the war for Elemna alone. Can four very unlikely companions unite to save their home? ON HOLD.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,339 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 8/8/2003
After the Horizon by mizu no kokoro reviews
Hush, close your eyes and just dream... for this once, shed away all the bonds that hold you gone to freedom... Reach out and touch, that light after the horizon.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/5/2005
Silhouette Paintings by Venustas iaceo reviews
Tory liked to paint the silhouette monster with the bear trap smile.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/4/2005
Vixen by Witchmaster reviews
(ON HOLD) Karissa leads a double life. In one, she's a normal college student. In the other, she's Vixen, a sassy, street-wise drug dealer. But now she's been accused of murder and she'll need all of Vixen's skill to find the true killer.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/26/2005
God? by hippiesprite reviews
Inspired by one of the possible categories.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2005
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Drake, TwoLegged Wolf and Wingless Eagle reviews
Raised in the wilderness, a half-elf encounters love and traumatic loss.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
Radiation reviews
Centuries after the loss of all contact between colonized planets, a strange force appears in the radiated wasteland of the desert world, Arydd. A young adventurer investigates, making many new friends along the way. [In Progress]
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,048 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 9/17/2005
If I Go To War, Remember Me reviews
I don't want to die, but even more, I don't want to be forgotten.
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12/1/2005
The Hand That Feeds You reviews
Just a weird little idea that popped into my head at 2 in the morning.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23/2005
Shades of Grey: The Blue Comet reviews
The crew of our favorite ship is treated to a visit by the one, the only... Jet MacReady!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/16/2005
Shades of Grey: Darling Melinda reviews
The SOG gets a call from and old nemesis.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/10/2005
Shades of Grey: Phantom Floaters reviews
Episode One of my new mini-series. What is a Phantom Floater?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/9/2005
The Monkey King reviews
I happen to think that monkeys are awesome. I suppose this poem reflects that.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/29/2005
The Dance of Spoons reviews
Dance the dance of spoons!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2005
Not Weak, Not Strong, Not Dull, Not Wise reviews
I was sitting at my computer, and I suddenly had a very clear image of someone waking up on the beach.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2005
Frogs Are Ninjas Too reviews
A fan proposed that I write about frogs, (you know who you are) so here it is. Frogs ARE ninjas.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/28/2005
Whoah reviews
I hadn't written in a long time and...well...seriously, I don't know what it means.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/4/2005
Angel of Sacrifice reviews
Part II of Angel of Mercy.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2005
A Letter To Mankind reviews
A little green man sent this to me...
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/3/2005
Four of Them reviews
Somewhat dark, and kind of gory. A mix between Film Noir and a comic book. If I get enough positive feedback on the characters, I'll keep going.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/3/2005
Ninja reviews
... need I really explain this?
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/3/2005
She reviews
This is about... someone.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/3/2005
I'm Not Crazy reviews
More green poo.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/3/2005
Personal Glory reviews
This just came out of me, and I don't know what it means, kind of like green poo.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/27/2005
Evolutionary Folly reviews
Sometimes Mother Nature screws up.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/27/2005
Veiled Logic reviews
Not humorous, like my usual stuff, but heartfelt.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/27/2005
This Poem is Not About Ninjas reviews
There are no ninjas in this poem. I'm sorry.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/27/2005
Hear No Evil reviews
A deaf man accused of murder in a post-apocalyptic world tries to cope with his ability to hear the voices of the dead. The chapters are a little short, and it moves kind of quickly, but stick with me. {Working on Part II}
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/3/2005 - Published: 1/28/2005
Unconquered reviews
I wrote it for some class. I was young!
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/2/2005
Hell Unreal reviews
Another antiwar poem. Nuclear war.
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2/2005
Vampire reviews
An ode to the sweetest mythical creature ever.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2/2005
A Stranger Weeping reviews
Who hasn't had this happen to them? I mean, honestly. Happens all the time.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/2/2005
Freedom Fallen reviews
Something I wrote a while ago about war. No war in particular, mind you.
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/2/2005
A Voice in the Mind reviews
After reading Witchmaster's poem on insanity, I just had to try one for myself.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/30/2005
Pete the Peppy Pirate reviews
Needless to say, Pete never really got along with the other pirates.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/29/2005
Dost Thou Smell That? reviews
Ahem. Poo.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/29/2005
Fruit of the Road reviews
An ode to roadkill. I AM NOT saying I condone it!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/29/2005
Masters of the Darkened Truss reviews
Ninjas. What? Stop looking at meeee!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/29/2005
PreOwned Audio Tape reviews
An interesting recording found on an old audio tape, that's all. Ok, maybe I have a sick imagination.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2005
Me, Barbarian reviews
Just a short story about a barbarian named Kevin living in a modern world.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/28/2005
Angel of Mercy reviews
The story of two travelling companions who would die for each other.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2005