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Hello readers welcome to my page!
I am JUMPANDSHOOTMAN!
Thanks for clicking on this page, I don't have any tea or cookies I can give you. That either means I'm a shitty host or you're in some other part of the world. I'm pushing for the latter.
Hey have you ever thought this?
'Gawddamit, these stories are either really bad or really good and weird. I need to know who this JUMPANDSHOOTMAN is'
If you're reading this profile page then your quest is complete. If you're on youtube or doing anything else then well...what the hell are you doing thinking about me randomly for? Sort out your life.
Some things about me
1.) I'm an Atheist
2.) I'm allergic to Shellfish
3.) I'm not an Author
4.) How I deal with Constructive Critics
It was these mediums that actually started moving my brain in a particular way.
5.) 14 years ago is when I first started Writing. I was 14 years old when my mother brought home a computer for the first time in the house. I've played Final Fantasies 7-10 and Kingdom Hearts and I was getting to learn all of these new creative outlets. Branching out of Final Fantasy into other RPGs like the Tales of series, Baton Kaitos, Lord of Rings. All of this stuff just swooped into my mind and it'd be all I'd think about and somehow I don't even remember when. I just sat at the computer and just decided to start writing out all of these ideas in my head. And I just haven't stopped.
It wasn't a 'HEY THIS IS WHAT I WANNA DO WHEN I GROW UP' or 'I'M GONNA MAKE A SOMETHING' I was just doing it. It became so second nature and fundamental for me to do that I'd sometimes write before I even did my homework. I'd sometimes write while I was in class, I was obsessed. The first story I ever wrote was called 'The Chosen One'. Kingdom Hearts and Alice in Wonderland heavily influenced it. Oh man those were the days.
6.) I'm a Panster
I think that's enough for this profile page.
At the time of me writing this you're just a tiny little ball of cells inside of your mom's Uterus Lab. I used both names because I don't know if you're going to be a boy or girl yet. I just love you already! And I am DYING to meet you right now! Now obviously when you finally read this you'll know who I am and we will have met but I just wanted to show you this little piece of me that I don't show too often to people. Again, I love you kiddo now meet me outside...I've got the PERFECT PRANK to play on your Mom and I need your help. (Remember this was written during your mom's trimester so this prank has been cooking for awhile)