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Joined 01-30-05, id: 457353, Profile Updated: 09-22-18
Author has written 14 stories for Manga, Action, and Fantasy.

I AM BURNT WAFFLE!!

BOW TO ME READERS! I SAID...BOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

I just write random stuff, whatever I want. When I want. If you wanna read, then take my hand and I'll fly you to dimensions beyond your understanding puny mortal. Make sure you bring a tub of syrup...buttermilk or maple is fine. No homestyle...because fuck that shit.

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Chronicles of Sword and Spell by CrossPaladin reviews
This is tale of two heroes: Kel fon Grantz and Cross Steinbacht. Two heroes whose very fates will change the face of the world, or perhaps bring about its end. It's all here, the tale you've been waiting for, the story you didn't even know you wanted. So come on, grab a snack and get down to reading, because their world is waiting for you! COME ON BRO!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,357 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/18 - Published: 11/29/2017
Soar high with Dove Clan by JaDeCe reviews
Dove Clan is just a regular guild of magics, trying to live their regular life in society. However, this families basic life is about to be changed forever all because of... an egg? The journey that awaits these Doves is long and gruesome, as they unlock mysteries and fight crazy battles with their number 1 rule in the air: To always keep family first. (Vol. 2) Think you can hang?
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,824 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 12/11/2016
Wishes and Bottles by The Big Bad Bunny reviews
In a land ruled with magic and might by a powerful King, a lowly servant turned rouge and stole two women from the King's control. Genies. Now on a quest for freedom, they fight for their lives in a world that none of them were ready for.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,175 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 3/10
I Am Not The Hero by Lost Magic reviews
In this story I am not the Hero and trust me, that isn't a complaint. I actually like my life the way it is. Simple, boring, and, most of all, safe. But you would not believe how hard it is to keep it that way. See, I'm not the Hero of this story, and I am doing everything I can to keep it that way.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,824 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 7/9/2015
Excommunicated by Dark Oracle reviews
Demon Queen Satanea was defeated, and the war to save the realm ended. Peace had been won, or so many had thought. Helena Bennet knew better. Banished by the Order for betraying its Tenets, she still continued her war at any cost. However, when a plot to destroy the Order from within is revealed, Bennet soon finds herself in a race against time to save those who banished her.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Crime/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,074 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 12/2/2017
The Unyielding, Undeniably Almighty Beast, Sol by Neurophysiologic reviews
Solomon Alder is by far the strongest existence in the entire universe. The only things he ever cared about were woman, food, and most importantly; himself. He is vulgar, rude, barbaric, and absolutely unstoppable. This is his tale.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,542 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/13/2017 - Published: 6/7/2017
Legend of the Dark Oracle by Dark Oracle reviews
Every story has its prequel, a beginning before it. Long before she called herself Oracle, long before she travelled the cosmos to tell the stories of past, present, and future...there was only Sasha Lovett. Everyone has their story, and for once the Dark Oracle shall tell her own.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 139 - Words: 150,023 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 10/12/2015 - Complete
HOSHI AKARI by ivegotwritersblock reviews
A government controlled teen spy, battles falling in love and, battling maintaining a public facade as a high s cool student, and learning she is actually part of a covert operation, a military weapon, and who travels between realms to pursue justice.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,380 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/27/2017 - Published: 10/27/2015
Taurus by The Last Artisan reviews
So, you want to hear a story of a great Hero? Well, why not a story about the Greatest Hero of All Time? His name was Syrisael Blackhorn, and he was only a boy when he saved his world. With two black horns sprouting from the top of his forehead, a legendary master to guide him, a beautiful Siren to care for him, Syris will save his world from the Fallen Gods of Kursimar!
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,536 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/27/2016 - Published: 1/8/2016
Of Blood and Fantasy by Neurophysiologic reviews
Welcome to the story, Of Blood and Fantasy. A world of horror, death, hate, and fantasy. A world that should have never existed. It was supposed to be a fun Virtual Reality MMORPG, but something is just not right. In fact something is very wrong. I'm looking for harsh criticism on this story. I want to know what you dislike about this piece. Don't hold back.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2016
Cat Tale by NekoAttempts Writing reviews
Ren's whole life changed when one day his doorbell rang. When he opened it before his eyes lied a baby neko they soon named Akiko. They made her go to school like a normal kid, except she had to hide her tail and cat ears. One day she was revealed and they moved somewhere different where she went to this weird fantasy school. Her story continues from here.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 7/3/2014
Koukon Bridge by Twilidramon reviews
Loaño Ishida is probably the weirdest girl you'll ever meet. Insane jokes, crazy schemes, and so far, nothing special about her. Until, however, two new kids enter and change her whole perspective on the World and the things in it... Believable or not!
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 790 - Words: 2,048,695 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 10/9/2008
Vanden Von Victus by Tobi-sama reviews
This story is set in planet Teton, a thousand years after the humans landed on it. The kingdom of Freca, had just suffered a bloody change of kingship and all the former king's loyalists were killed, including the prince of the land. With the new king in Freca, the planet was going to experience great tribulations. #POLITICS, ACTION, WAR AND FRIENDSHIP.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014
Wanted Mage: The Rogue, Dante Mo by RodMan reviews
Former Assassin Mage Dante Mo spends his days evading the Kingdom of Gaia and its forces, avoiding killer terrorist groups, chasing down women and develops an unlikely companionship with a unique group of people who will all help him clear his name and find a man who will train him to defeat his father.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,732 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 11/19/2013
Senji Works by Tedi-Medoru reviews
Got a problem? Come over to Senji Works and we'll solve them all. Problems with a few missing objects, problems with the mafia, even problems in bed, we at Senji Works will solve them all.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 186,241 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 2/20/2010
猫柳ちゃん : Nekoyanagi chan VOL 1 by monsterbunny reviews
Magical girls, a handful of bishounen the good and the bad , weird alley ways and an even weirder dimension is what Kyoko Haniki is going to experience when she helps a stray black cat. A slice of high school life is all you need to balance this out
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 100,265 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Complete
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Guardians of Einchrad: Kel's Guild of Heroes reviews
The Guardians of Einchrad is a powerful hero guild sworn to protect the people of magical realm from existential threats. But the group's unity begins to stagnant when Kel, the guild's leader, makes a decision that cost the lives of ten thousand people putting their reasoning on what it means to be a hero, into questioning. This is the Chronicle of the age of heroes.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/12 - Published: 10/1
Kel's Guild of Heroes: Not your Ordinary People reviews
After 10 long years of adventuring, quest taking and dungeon crawling Kel and Liz has finally saved up enough money to strike out onto their own and start their own guild! But they don't want just any old quest giving guild, they want to create a guild full of Heroes who make the world better not just adding to the chaos. LEMONSxECCHIxHAREMxACTIONxGORExSTRONG LANGUAGE
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,530 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/21 - Published: 9/3
The Badass Mercenary Kel: Come Get You Some! reviews
Kel is one of the most Badass Mercenaries in the magical world whom dreams of one day having a harem for his own perverted purposes. A dream that he uses to bury the fact that he is a deeply depressed murderer seeking to exact revenge on the man who destroyed his life. His many jobs and missions send him on a whirlwind adventure across the world. HAREMxLEMONxACTIONxGORExSTRONG LANG
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,413 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 8/20
Atone Knight: Battle Fantasy Noir reviews
In a magical fantasy warring world, one man fights against the suffering of his humanity.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/13
Mahou Wars:Super Magic World Ultimate reviews
This is my father/son action battle harem manga featuring two sides to one story. On one side we have Kite, an impressionable young lad looking to usurp his father as the world's strongest mage while balancing studies, magical girl relations and occasional bullying. The other Kel, a father who fights to protect for his family and the world from existential threats.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,033 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 7/30
Mahou Wars: Dark Night Fantasies
Kel fon Grantz is a knight reborn and dedicated to extinguishing evil alongside his five femme fatale in the nightmarish magical warring world of Einchrad. These are the chronicles of one man's battle against the cosmos and fate itself.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,574 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 7/8
Mahou Wars: Alis Puniceis reviews
Kel fon Grantz is the Grand Master Magi whom with his ragtag team of femme fatale assistants, protects the magical realm of Einchrad from existential threats.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,311 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 5/17
read this if you dare reviews
Argh summaries am I right? Guy gets teleported to other world and fights demons with a baseball bat. That's all ya need for a summary. Read it or don't, it's awesome nontheless.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,964 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 5/9
read me reviews
Kel fon Grantz is a magic gunman whose lost his past. He journeys across the magical world to find what he's lost and he's going to find it or go insane trying.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 4/19
Gank Works reviews
An action battle manga with a spice of magic and mythology featuring a company with a ragtag team of anti-heroes, talking robots and magical elves. Need a nuclear explosive transported to a uranium base? We've got ya covered! Tired of those pesky thieves making off with millions in gallery artwork? Easy peasy! Need finger foods for your book club meeting? Call Gank Works Now! BOOM!
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22
Badass Mage Kel: Come at me Bro! reviews
Kel fon Grantz is a tenacious mage with obsessive dreams of becoming the most powerful mage in existence. Only way to fulfill this dream is by defeating the 100 Lords of Challenger's Island. Peace O cake right? Not exactly, he gets his ass kicked by the Lobby Host and is dropped into the Nether realm. Not only does he have to escape but he has to find out how to beat the unbeatable
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,344 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 12/16/2017
Kraider X! reviews
HELLO! It's my birthday OH YEAH! Now it's cemented in internet time and it's stuck here forever. I'm forever 29 here! Muahaha! I'm kidding of course but I've always wanted to write a super hero story that was kinda dark so give it a read. Also man-bearpig isn't a real thing, anyone that tells you that is a psychopath. [UNIVERSE 1]
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,080 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 11/19/2017
CROSSOVER EVENT: Tower of Babel reviews
Kraider X and BMK crossover event! This story is canon within both KX and BMK universes. Sovereign the Black Wizard appears within Edge City in an attempt to rule both the modern and magical worlds! It's recommended to read Kraider X! first before jumping into this crossover.( UNIVERSE 1 & 2)
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,386 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2017 - Complete
Super Magic World Fantasy Saga reviews
20 Years after the Demon Queen Satanea has been vanquished peace has returned to the magical world. Kel fon Grantz, the strongest mage in the world is now working as a fisherman to support his wife and children. But more trouble brews as the threats now come from the heavens in form of Gods, Aliens and Conquerors from beyond the stars. [UNIVERSE 44]
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,078 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/13/2017 - Published: 8/1/2017