Lizagna
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Joined 02-01-05, id: 457577, Profile Updated: 04-23-08
Author has written 14 stories for Humor, Thriller, General, Action, Play, Mystery, School, Historical, Religion, and General.

My goodness, how time has flown. Within the next week, I will have decided where I will live for the next 4 years. Yes, I'm heading off to college. As a pre-AP treat, I have decided to apply my skills with humor to American history. Not my favorite section of history but has room for some parodies nevertheless. Hope y'all enjoy "We the People." ~Lizagna

Name: Lizagna (It's a nickname folks), not telling you the real one

Age: 18

Location: Ha, you'll never find me in the state of New York!

Favorite Subjects in School: Science (Bio and Chem), History (Euro, not American), Math

Favorite Bands: Green Day, Good Charlotte, Simple Plan, Lifehouse, Goo Goo Dolls, The Fray, Fall Out Boy, The All-American Rejects, The Killers, AFI, Maroon 5, U2, Yellowcard, Switchfoot, Evanescence, Linkin Park, Fort Minor, New Found Glory, OneRepublic

Favorite Movies: Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Batman Begins, James Bond, Animal House, Shrek, Lord of the Rings, Schindler's List, Legally Blonde, Finding Neverland, School of Rock

Favorite Books: Redwall, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Princess Diaries, Avalon High, All-American Girl, The Thief Lord, Oliver Twist, A Tale of Two Cities, Ender's Game, Ender's Shadow, Son of the Mob, The Chosen, Little Women

P.S. If you review my work, I'll try to review yours


Current Works:

Blowing Up the Brooklyn Bridge

We the People

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Morgan's Guide to Stupid Quotes by Morgan Wood reviews
A list of some stupid quotes by some of my friends or family members. Formerly taking reader submissions.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 14,003 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 10/3/2003
The Lost Princess by kristy23 reviews
A desperate Queen has given birth to a girl. The maid has given birth to a boy. A secret exchange changes the lives of the children forever. What happens years later when that girl learns what happened? Will she demand her rights? Will anyone believe her?
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,008 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 6/14/2006
Vindicated by Isa Koliki reviews
[Previosuly called White Rose] When prison alarms start ringing one night, I was scared, of course. But I was even more scared when the escaped criminal comes into my house, asking for a favour...
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,109 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 8/12/2005
To Germany With Love by Toni Berthelette reviews
Kurt is a teenager in Germany in WWII. He does not follow Hitler, and even has a Jewish girl friend. When he is taken from his home and forced to join the Hitler Youth, how can he ever escape the evils of Nazi Germany? COMPLETED
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 52 - Words: 65,627 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 41 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 2/16/2005
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We The People reviews
In the style of the Fascist Tea Party, a parody on American history. Chapter 1: Thomas Jefferson attempts to write the Declaration of Independence to the annoyance of John Hancock
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/23/2008
Pretty Girl
Written for the midterm in my English class. A woman grapples between reality and her own insanity.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Blowing Up The Brooklyn Bridge
A high school Science Team must come together for the common goal of winning the regional competition. However, they have been assigned partners with people they hate. Can they win?
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Published: 2/25/2007
The Fascist Tea Party reviews
World War II Satires that poke fun at many of the world leaders of the time (mostly Hitler)
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 3/26/2006
The Gates Are Closing
A poem written for Yom Kippur, the holiest day of the year
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Published: 10/4/2006
Snake Eyes reviews
Her family didn't want her, the Cobras did. Now she's the most feared woman in America. Only her best friend can stop her. Chapter 15 is up! ON HIATUS FOR A LONG TIME!
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,051 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 8/16/2005
Quand Nous Divisions, Nous Tombons
During the French Revolution, a family divided, One supports the king while the other supports the Jacobins. Can Charlotte ever reunify her family?
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Published: 1/27/2006
Loss by Mercy
A poem to vent my anger and frustration about a game played by my JV softball team
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Published: 6/21/2005
Evolution for Applehead reviews
A boy who recently moved to the country from the city, a girl who hasn't spoken in ten years, and a town who opposes the Theory of Evolution. What do these have in common?
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,296 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 5/23/2005
The Will reviews
A father makes his will a scavanger hunt. His chldren are not the only people searching to find out who the money belongs to.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,927 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4/28/2005 - Published: 4/18/2005 - Complete
Slaves reviews
Addie is the daughter of a notorious slaver, Rosa is a slave. What happens when the two are forced into slavery?
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/28/2005
Conscience reviews
A contracted killer is hired to murder a woman. Will the innocence of her daughter change his mind? COMPLETED! Please R&R
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,165 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/15/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Complete
The Daily News reviews
I used this for my English poetry unit. Please R&R
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2005
Oranges reviews
A girl working at an orange stand who can't seem to get her facts straight.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Complete