Author has written 4 stories for General, Historical, and Young Adult.*The curtain opens to reveal a circular, black and white tiled stage. Cheerfully, IAB skips onto the tiled floor, wearing a long, ankle length poodle skirt, a modest white top, and saddle shoes. A ribbon pulls her hair back into an innocent ponytail.*
IAB: Raindrops on roses...and whiskers on kittens...
She giggles as three BMWs (Broadway Man Whores) twirl up to her innocently, two landing on one side of her, and one landing on the other. All three offer to her a white daisy.*
BMWs: Bright copper kettles and warm woolen--
An alarm clock bell suddenly rings throughout the scene, and IAB starts visably. The three BMWs look around in cofusion, but IAB grins devilishly.*
IAB: What am I doing?! I'm FIFTEEN now!
The music to "Diamands Are a Girl's Best Friend" starts playing in the backround, and IAB rips off her clothes dramatically, and, as funny as it would be if there was nothing there, underneath lies a lacy ensemble not unlike those of the ladies who performed the Cell Block Tango in Chicago. IAB pulls out her handy top hat and perches it upon her long strait hair.*
IAB: A kiss on the hand may be...quite continental...
BMWs: *throwing aside their daisies* but diamands are a girls best friend!
IAB grabs BMW #1 and twirls him around seductively, while the other two offer her what look like large diamand rings and necklaces.*
IAB: A kiss may be grand but it won't pay the rental on your HUMBLE flat...
BMW #1: *in a daze* Or help you feel your helpless cat...
All the BMWs push each other competetively, trying to get IAB's attention as she examines all the jewels they gave her.*
BMWs: *pathetically* Men grow cold as girls grow old..and we all lose our charms in the end...
IAB smiles and winks at the three BMWs and blows a kiss at them*
BMWs: But square cut, or pear shaped, these rocks don't lost their shape...
The three run over to IAB and lift her up dramatically as a crystal chandeleir suddenly comes out of nowhere from the cieling*
IAB: Diamands are a girls best friend!
Aha! IAB is a child no longer, she's fifteen! My, how time flies, hmm?
This means IAB's stuff will be better than ever, as everything gets better with time, this includes IAB's writing ability.
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