fernowee the toast
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Joined 02-06-05, id: 458414
Author has written 6 stories for Love, General, General, Historical, and Song.
sup. read and review, you silly bastards, and i will do the same.
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So Much for Apathy by serenenity-in-chaos reviews
"...surprising you feel so empty when there's a gaping hole in your abdomen, blood pooling out, a beautiful red ocean, mocking you."
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/5/2005
Download a Lobster by Bite the Sun reviews
Gaming has taken long strides in obsessiveness. Trapped in the Office Jungle, Jacob Limning battles reality with anger, confusion, and a digital lobster.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/31/2005 - Published: 5/28/2005
The Last Great Man by Randy Mills reviews
A family defined by a sardonic intellectual coldness they inherited from their father are thrust into feeling human when it's time to kill Dad.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,010 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2005
The Key to a Waste of Time Adventure by Mako3 reviews
A UCSC student wakes up on a sunday with a key and no recollection of its origins or saturday night. Hilarity ensues. R&R for god's sake people jeez
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/17/2005 - Published: 3/1/2005
Every Car is on Fire by Mako3 reviews
A much needed anarchy from grammar and reality. Won't you come hang out and waste your life with us? R & R or I'll slug you
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/23/2005
To Be young Again by Mako3 reviews
About two bounty hunters, hopes, dreams and stories ending. R & R, just do it
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/4/2004
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The Testament of the Last Church of Diced Christ reviews
The Bybuhl of the Church of Diced Christ
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 4/10/2005
Little Sneezdrix reviews
Song about a royal snake-centipede-man
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/28/2005
A New Society reviews
behold the laws of a new and perfect society! BEHOLD THEM!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/11/2005
2 reviews
an earlier work. still valid.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/10/2005
1 reviews
a poem about mushrooms. sort of unfinished. i may get around to editing it, but then again, eh, you know how it is.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/10/2005
the most romantic poem EVER reviews
this is the most beautiful and romantic piece of poetry in existance. written by a good buddy of mine.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/10/2005