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Author has written 36 stories for Thriller, Humor, Life, Humor, Love, General, Nature, Essay, Fantasy, Friendship, Mystery, and General.

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For what it’s worth, this is what anything I say will probably sound like to you. I have a tendency to be extremely eloquent, I know.

Also known as the trousers half of The Paisley Pajamas, a brilliant fanfiction collaborative.

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How to Write a Review by Burnt Bread reviews
Story in process of being rewritten. Part 1 is complete.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,729 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 12/23/2005
The Adventures of Orange by Nina Elric reviews
Orange is a pineapple who grew up in a farmer's market. But now that they have thrown him away, what adventures will he get into? The world is a big place and Orange wants to see it all.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 38,915 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 5/1/2006
The Eighth Adept by Etenebris reviews
A woman who cares very little for her own soul finds that a life without death is perhaps even worse than death itself, when she is kidnapped by and recruited into a small group of interworldly immortal exhumans.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,593 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 12/5/2005
Outcast by Casey Drake reviews
An illegitimate-born young woman, made outcast from the only home she ever knew, because her unknown father was of an enemy people...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,821 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 6/9/2006
Crimson by anti-climax reviews
discontinued
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,341 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 7/3/2006
Arms Held Aloft by DarthKader reviews
a slightly confusing, interesting poem that has nothing to do with me at all. A Nadia Classic
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
Indigo Girl by tomato-greens reviews
Her head was full of ozone.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Complete
Naked and Famous by DarthKader reviews
For some reason, I can't seem to write 'happy', even though I am freakin' chipper at this moment. Excuse me while I do some backflips. Read this and Trashcan art is going to go to your house and do cartwheels in her undies.
Poetry: Work - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Complete
On Excess and Faith by Moondog Dozier reviews
It doesn't take long to find salvation
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Complete
Glissando by Timothy Stillman
In everyone's life there is The Summer of The Hamster
Fiction: Kids - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/12/2006
A Sandwich Sonnet by DarthKader reviews
I have a strange sense of humor, but then again, I am DarthKader
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Complete
My D in 10th Grade English by Moondog Dozier reviews
You must have despised me Mrs. V.
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/20/2006
That Fall led to a Sudden Winter by Moondog Dozier reviews
In the fall of last year I rented a room above Sammi Chou's Chinese Cuisine,
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2006
Blue Salamander Afternoons by Moondog Dozier reviews
For Heather: I Remember
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/3/2006
Insomnia by Moondog Dozier reviews
Haiku: Insomnia
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/3/2006
Far Flung Urgencies by Moondog Dozier reviews
I crowd into the backseat of the taxi with two others,
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/25/2006
swallowing sin by White Tea and Ginger reviews
i sold my soul for a quarter.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Complete
Chalk by loveandlimeaid reviews
It started out as a simple sketch...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2006
lost teen abortion monster by mr. cynicool reviews
about a guy you'd probably hate.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,738 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006
Junglelaughter's Pet Pavillion by Raven Aorla reviews
A pet store of a different kind.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Complete
The universe in an hourglass by Donut prayer reviews
I suck at summarises, so i'll just say, hardcore nudity, lesbians and donkeys have absolutes nothing to do with this poem. IIt's about everything else
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/7/2006
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Duotone Deathdream reviews
Between the red and grey No shades more arresting accepting or affecting
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
The Happy Homunculus Apparatus reviews
A naive boy transcends dimensional boundaries to find a father whose name he doesn't even know. Equipped with sharp tongued canines, pyromancers, trouser happy princesses, and an obscenely large dosing of the bizarre.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 11/28/2006
you think, therefore you really aren't reviews
dreams are dreams. so what's reality?
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete
i, gemini reviews
my college essay.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
Never a Perfect Branch reviews
Selfish love. Not pretty stuff.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Complete
Writing in the Closet reviews
I sit here vibrating, an aftermath of two cups of Dunkin Donuts coffee and lack of sweater. It’s bitter, burning right down the gastrointestinal tract, a feeling common among this age’s popular drugs.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Complete
Second Try reviews
sometimes, instead of getting fixed, a problem is undone completely.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2006
zerlina jumped over a Star reviews
she'll make it, she'll be fine
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2006
Jeffery Was a Handsome Star reviews
Look past the shine.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8/29/2006
Little Bonnet Casts a Shadow reviews
She's not your dream girl, I can assure you that. (REVISED)
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8/28/2006
maybe it's okay to stay reviews
absolutely about crazy tea cup parties. and more. but not really.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8/23/2006
Ego Mania reviews
An ode to all the pretentious, elitist douche strudels out there. Pity FP doesn't have a secondary genre named 'spite'.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8/23/2006
F33D CH1PPY reviews
A perturbing series of drabbles surrounding my pets. They'll leave you wondering what really goes on in my mind.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006
We Haven't Got Soul reviews
setting ever-shifting rules in hurried type on the smooth bare page of the new day and age.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2006
The Gathering: Shadows and Feathers reviews
Losing wars is not a happy business, thus, the daemons are not a happy people. So they decide to restore some hope and employ a human. Read this and Phear my Wit! (No spawn of Satan or any stuff like that.)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,256 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 12/27/2005
And So I Had Sex reviews
Finney McGovern gets on stage and recounts a few odd occurences. Rated 'WTF' for Experimental Fiction and Unexpected Humor.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006
Bruised, Inky Fingers reviews
My reasons for writing, with an ever-so-slight touch of masochism. :sheepish grin:
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/23/2006
One Man Show reviews
Absurdism. Requires an open mind and a little reading in between the lines.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/23/2006
Fish Skills reviews
Step one: open your eyes. Step two: leave them that way.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/23/2006
Sonny, I Promised reviews
I lie in the clover and watch the moon rise, remembering the boy who promised its smile
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/2/2006
Pain: The Cliched Bastard reviews
It’s true that Pain has become a cliché; just another subdivision of bad, angsty poetry... But how does he feel about this?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/17/2006
Embrace the Xanga reviews
I am by no means propagating or soliciting an offer to sell or buy a Xanga. Rated 'STFU' for badly attempted humor. (REVISED)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/29/2005
Bob the Frog reviews
A lovely parody of a real life High School happening; A Biology class turn drug-induced rescue mission. Please do read this, if not review. So kind, why thank you.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12/4/2005 - Published: 7/26/2005
Life Through the Eyes of a Cynical Idealist reviews
This is what happens the night before your SATs
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12/2/2005
Las Doce reviews
A Spanish poem I translated without any knowledge of Spanish. Pointless for anyone to read, but I thought it was amusing...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12/2/2005
Sir Little Cup of Tea reviews
When the little things that make us whole suddenly don't
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/19/2005
One Dimensional Man reviews
The experience of seeing more than you can ever have is so disappointing; imagine One Dimensional Man's grief when he found that there was more to life than following a straight line.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/7/2005
My Peach Trees Grow in Hell reviews
ah!Ihatethispoem:gritsteethpainfully: And yet I can't seem to take it down.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/6/2005
The Illicit Childhood reviews
Children and their innocent sins
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9/3/2005
The Picture You Painted By The Words You Read reviews
The sad childhood memories that forshadow and broken couple's future
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/2/2005
Butterfly Net reviews
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Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/1/2005
There's Only One Season In Hell reviews
It's hot
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8/31/2005
Pee Sea World reviews
A contemporary, underwater fable.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/28/2005
The Mini reviews
An idiotic exercise - There's some sense in it, but I doubt anyone will catch it.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2005
Floater reviews
Only the shallow water for me.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/26/2005
Jenny Was a Friend of Mine reviews
This is based on the Killers song by the same title. One shot. REVISED
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/26/2005