Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. :loud fart from somewhere in the distant background:

For what it’s worth, this is what anything I say will probably sound like to you. I have a tendency to be extremely eloquent, I know.

Also known as the trousers half of The Paisley Pajamas, a brilliant fanfiction collaborative.