Chris A
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Joined 02-12-05, id: 459468
Author has written 3 stories for Humor.


Location: The Suburbs of The Windy City (which still isn't windy enough for my taste)

Interests: I have been an avid video gamer since the age of 6, when I got my SNES. Because of that system, I'm a "Nintendo loyalist" and am reluctant to buy any other consoles. (Don't start with the damn "PS2 roxxors!" crap in my inbox, I still PLAY the other consoles). I'm also a very, very small fan of Anime - I say "very, very small" because I've only watched 0.000001 of all Anime. I also like rock music.

Dislikes: I hate birds. Don't know why. I also hate insects, especially those little flies that like to drown in my drinks, and dive-bomb my eyes. I also hate the following: people who wear their pants around their knees, heights, alcohol, terrorists, high school, stupid people that go to my high school, extremely distasteful videogames (take JFK Reloaded for example, who would be so sick as to play THAT?!), people who defend their favorive VG console way too vehemently, and 56k (When I get high-speed, my 56k shall meet Mr. Sledgehammer!).

Status: Single and not looking (My gift to the world, I'm not exactly a prize catch)

Other Info: I'm 2nd generation Polish, and don't speak the language...stop mocking me! I also write my entire story out before publishing the first chapter on fictionpress, but I'm going to change that soon, I guess...

The Fantasy Chronicles! by Animagess reviews
In a world containing excessive amounts of capital letters, The Dark Coming has arrived quite unexpectedly. Now the kingdom's only hope are the Five Legendary Mystical Items, A Prophecy and The Chosen One. Sound familiar? Please review! CH. 16 UP!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,662 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 48 - Updated: 1/8/2004 - Published: 6/9/2003
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Thames Bunt in PAIN KILLER reviews
Shameless parody at its best!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,654 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 5/13/2005
The Story of 4 heroes which really aren't that heroic
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,008 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/23/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005
It Actually Has Plot! reviews
A sequel to INSERT TITLE HERE, read that first!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,202 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2005