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Joined 02-15-05, id: 460002
Author has written 9 stories for Humor, Fantasy, General, Humor, Song, Manga, and Horror.

Hi my name is Dylan. I named myself The Comic Cow because it popped into my head at the moment. I'd like to thank Fairie Wings, A A Another Dumb Gwailo, rain-angel03, PyroRabbit, saeo, Manuel Fajar, BasilPoisoning, josisolo, S.S Harry, Crazy-Word-Painter and TucanSamtheTiger for all their reviews that just wanna make me write more! My brother is TucanSamtheTiger, if you read his review for My Crazy Life, Frank is based on my real brother's name is Kevin. I have a cat named Bogart and a dog named Buddy. Their really good pets.

My favourite movies are:
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the Ring
InuYasha the Movie 2: The Castle Beyond the Looking Glass
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Spiderman 2
I,Robot

My favourite TV shows are:
The Simpsons
InuYasha
Family Guy
SpongBob Squarepants
Smallville

My favourite bands are:
AC/DC
Megadeth
Billy Talent
Guns N Roses
Led Zeppelin

My favourite songs are:
Rocker by AC/DC
ATout Le Mondeby Megadeth
You Shook me All Night Long by AC/DC
This is How it Goes by Billy Talent
Sweet Child O Mine by Guns N Roses

My favourite animes are:
InuYasha
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Orphen
Generator Gawl
Digimon

My favourite mangas are:
InuYasha
Ranma 1/2
Tenchi Muyo
Ginga Legend Weed
Astro Boy

My favourite quotes are:

"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel!" Homer from the Simpsons.

"InuYasha! SIT BOY!" Kagome from InuYasha.

"You don't have to save all of us. You're not Superman you know." Aunt May from Spiderman.

"Was it good?" "It had its moments." "Cool Runnings!" Peter and Lois from Family Guy.

"Ha ha ha! I'm gonna turn you into poo!" Chris from Family Guy.

"My parents don't like it when I listen to that stuff, but I do anyway, BECAUSE I AM NOT A ROBOT!" Kevin from Family Guy.
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UPDATES

I will be working on My Crazy Life a lot! It might have one chapter every day!

I will also be making a new horror story about skeleton phantoms, but I'm not sure what to call it yet!

My friend and I will write more chapters of The Big Story of Idiots very soon!

I will put another chapter of Demon Hunters up soon.

I started writing a story called The Doodle Pad from Hell, toon into that.

I also started writing my dreams down in the computer!

My friend is Dark Necro Warrior and my brother is TucanSamTheTiger!

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Not another Fairy tale by no-angel me reviews
An idiotic version of cinderella, funney, i wrote this while i was hyper so it's short and sweet. Enjoy
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2005
The Tale of a Necromancer by Dark Necro Warrior reviews
A Necromancer tries to cope with living on earth. Will he survive?
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/8/2004
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Into the Game reviews
This story is about a girl named Naomi, who meets a boy named Ryu. And from there on things get weird. They go into a game to try and get revenge on the Ox demons.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2005 - Published: 3/6/2005
Dreams that I've had!
This is just a series of dreams that I've had!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Published: 3/29/2005
The Doodle Pad from Hell
Peter Carlson has a doodle pad that can make drawings come to life, but on his moving day it gets missing.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Published: 3/28/2005
My Crazy Life reviews
Jeff Summers is a boy in grade five. He really has a CRAZY LIFE!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 2/22/2005
Flying Through the Sky
THIS IS JUST A SONG I WROTE CAUSE I FELT LIKE IT!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Published: 2/25/2005
The Death of Jimmy Eldins reviews
A pointless, 1 chapter story I wrote with my crazy, brother. Enjoy and R&R
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/22/2005
The Booger Song reviews
I know this is stupid and pointless. But go ahead and read my stupid crap I call song writing!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/22/2005
Demon Hunters reviews
When The Demon Hunters are faced with the most evil demon of all, known as the Evil Demon from Hell, terrible things happen. R&R please.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/20/2005
The Big Story of Idiots reviews
Me and my friend put a story of idiots together, we wrote four chapters so far. If you think they're too short, thats because their supposed to be.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/19/2005
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