Mage Dudette
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Joined 02-20-05, id: 460857, Profile Updated: 03-31-18
Author has written 4 stories for Life, Fantasy, and Love.

I'm Lisa, English and love reading... on to rambling!

First off; I read rather than write. That's why you won't see stories from me, unless the ones running around in my head with no distinct plot lines actually make it in written form. Sometime in the far future. Maybe. Probably not.

Actual published books/authors I adore and totally recommend... all time favourite, has to be Raymond E. Feist, Brent Weeks, Peter V. Brett, Tamora Pierce, Lian Hearn, Catherine Webb/Kate Griffin (she's amazing, and I love her character Laenan), Marianne Curley, Jonathon Stroud, Garth Nix, Lois McMaster Bujold (the Curse of Chalion is one of those books I can read over and over again), Phillip Pullman (personally I prefer his stories about Sally Lockhart to the Dark Materials, though they're still worth a read if you haven't already), Trudi Canavan, Darren Shan, Lee Childs (really good thrillers) and Anne Rice.

Just a couple of notes about the poems I have posted.. I don't often write much poetry actually, these are getting fairly old now but I posted them anyway.

the fall and rise of angels; I LOVE this, I adore it. please, just agree with me? puppy-dog-eyes etc., etc.

the council; not particularly sure where this came from. I remember the last two lines popped into my head, and I was like, hmm... just had to write the rest of it in. Well, I didn't write it as such... more like it wrote itself. Something keeps telling me to write the story of it out, and I think I will in time. It gave me a very realistic scene in my head which was kinda spooky, but does usually prompt me to write something eventually.

wishing for the moon; came about because I was a tad down. I still like it though, just me feeling a tad lonely at the time.

I'm happy to meet other people on here or answer any questions (pigs might fly). I'm on twitter too: @lisajane_w but it's mainly kpop-related spazzing these days.

Last, but not least, a quote I think very relevant, from Groucho Marx;

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read..."

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The True Confessions of a Nine-Tailed Fox by adartagnan reviews
After Piri the nine-tailed fox follows an order from Heaven to destroy a dynasty, she is executed by the gods for the "crime" and cast into the cycle of reincarnation. While she slowly earns positive karma, she also has to deal with clerks, red tape, and the whims of the gods themselves. Will she ever reincarnate as a fox again? And once she does, will she be content to stay one?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 175 - Words: 406,974 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8h - Published: 8/5/2021
Emerson by Ree reviews
When you have the tendency to shut your door twenty-six times, it's hard for people to come in. But sometimes, especially in the case of a certain blue-eyed, half-Italian neighbor, it's hard to keep them out. [M/M or whatever]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,506 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/19/2017 - Complete
Tenebrism by Alyn Drasil reviews
Light and Shadow Book I. A couple of jerkoff friends daring him to kiss a statue in a graveyard are the least of Alan's problems. Because now the statue is alive. And now there are two of them. And that's only the beginning. slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 154,135 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
BLACK CHERRY by annamikura reviews
Haruki is giving up her rockstar dream to go to college. She moves in with her cousin in Tokyo, only to find out he has a band of his own! Can the four new guys in Haruki's life help her make her dreams come true? Or will they crash and burn as a one-hit wonder? (HIATUS)
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,669 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 10/22/2004
So Much to Learn by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Complete After a rather hideous break up with her boyfriend due to her inability to 'put out', Talia bullies her brother's best friend into teaching her the complexities of a 'full' relationship. Turns out uni courses have nothing on life lessons! **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 9,369 - Reviews: 3002 - Favs: 3,668 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
His Eyes by pen-ink reviews
When Amy answers an ad to babysit a boy, little does she suspect that he's her age! Meet Tristan, a rich 18 year old who's recently gone blind…and he's not at all interested in being helped. Or so he thinks. [PUBLISHED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 2532 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Complete
Black Fox by Qui reviews
-Slash, Preview- Defeated, the kingdoms of Estveld and Ostveld are forced to surrender to the Cheil Empire under terms both lenient and peculiar.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,298 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
The Attic by Never Knows Best reviews
Aysel was furious when her parents moved her to Scotland. After all, her house is cursed and she's just discovered that there's a Vampire living in her attic. How does she know this? Well, he sort of fell on her...while she was in the shower...yeah...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,131 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Complete
A Muse Bouche Or How Marshall Got his Muse Back by Beautiful Midnight reviews
Meet Marshall. He's a writer with a weird sense of humor and a habit of being dumped. Will he get back on the horse, or sit in his apartment with his cat and a quart of Ben and Jerry's? Tune in to find out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,397 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008
Nameless Woman's World by svonnah-la-fay reviews
The classic Female-Domination story: Finished In a world controlled by women, one young woman must overcome societal barriers as she grows closer to her new, abused slave, a romance that will eventually lead to world revolution
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Complete
Fish And Bird by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Spending the holidays with his estranged older sister probably wasn't the best of Dylan's experiences. Falling for her infuriatingly charming fiancé isn't much better.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,431 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009
Prophecy by bluewaves64 reviews
She’s a princess. He’s a rebel. Yet even though both travelled together, they don’t know each other’s true identity… better summary inside Pls R&R
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,266 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 7/9/2005
Want, Take, Have by SouledChampion reviews
ON HIATUS WILL BE COMPLETED. David Weston: the arrogant playboy. Samantha Spade: the quiet, sarcastic one. They get along like fire and ice. But the person Sam detests most is the best man to show her what it feels like to love and be loved
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,375 - Reviews: 2022 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 8/8/2005
A Marriage of Inconvenience by Random Acts of Authorship reviews
Kate needs a Green Card, Owen needs a wife. For these platonic friends a marriage of convenience seems to be the perfect solution. Instead getting engaged is just the beginning of their problems. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,589 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Complete
Charms and Curses by Drazuki reviews
(slash) Dawn tried a love spell he saw in a movie,he never thought that Practical Magic actually worked. Until a hot male witch and his calico cat moved next door. Now there is a tangle of evil, paint, kisses, and of course, magic.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 170,015 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 10/8/2005
The Faster You Fall by sitaloire reviews
Yes, Nicky's fathers are gay. That doesn't mean he is, and he's determined to make sure everyone knows it... until he meets Dave.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 69,625 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Complete
Trouble Starts With a Q by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Redux. All Devon wanted was to be left alone. She tried reasoning. She tried pleading. Eventually she even turned to blackmail. The problem was Quentin Maxwell had just never learned the meaning of the word 'no.' //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 3528 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
A Love That Defies Reason by Lia Star reviews
When Trey met Drake at school, he never once expected to go through what he does when he gets close to the young goth. However, even against all odds, they will try to prevail, and their love will win wars.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,031 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 1/3/2005
Gone With A BANG by Drazuki reviews
(slash) Sci-fantasy military boys. Capt. Harlequinn Orion falls head over heels for MT Bastien Autumn. But can he still love the cold, stoic MT after he learns his life-altering secret?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,351 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 4/13/2006
Camp by Akihito Kage reviews
DISCONTINUED:: Ian Brookes went a summer camp at his mother's insistance, he never knew he'd meet the best friends he'd ever had, and the only person who ever understood him, and stole his heart
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,419 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Complete
Three Little Words by Myrika reviews
Rani is trying to figure out how to tell her boyfriend she loves him. Problem is, it's such an overused phrase that it's spawned millions of cheesy Hallmark cards, romance novels, and movies. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Captain Skyler by Qui reviews
[slash, complete] Starship Captain Chase Knight travels on the fringes of the universe, seeking vengeance, justice and less paperwork.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 93,423 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Complete
In Manitou by Alyn Drasil reviews
A night in the woods is more than Holm bargained for. And Holm is more than what Simon doesn't want. mm slash. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,334 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete
Bishounen Blues by Plastick Haruka reviews
Contains yaoi and very slight yuri. Ah! The wonders of Japanese visual kei rock with its guitars & cross-dressing pretty boys. But what happens when a girl is forced to join an all-guy band...as a guy?
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 110,473 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 3/3/2004
Stealing Madison by Vaeleska reviews
NEW CHAPTER 32! Madison Carter and Jason Curtis. Sworn enemies. The pair were separated for 6 years, until now. With her best friend, Nathan King, confessing feelings for her, and Jason back in her life, Madison has to choose. Childhood enemy? or Bestie?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 114,799 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/26/2006 - Published: 2/5/2005
You Know What I Mean by Amateur Imaginationist reviews
DISCONTINUED Slashy angst. Pretty boys. You know you like it. Recipe for romance: one silent Goth, one angelic prom king, and lashings of drama. Let simmer until very hot indeed. (MM)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 153,379 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 9/30/2005
Nothing's Perfect by Rinna reviews
Taylor is a perfect student with a perfect life; star athlete, model student, good looks, beautiful girlfriend... but apearances can be decieving, as Jackson finds out after Taylor decides to run in front of his car one night. slash, m/m COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 165,228 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/10/2006 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Complete
White Shadows by InSilverShadows reviews
[Hiatus] For as long as he could remember, Sanaer d'Kanaran had been different because of his albinism. But all the teasing from his schoolmates is about to become the truth.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,722 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 3/21/2005
WMSmoker seeks Seclusion by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,582 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
Quid Pro Quo by TwystedFate reviews
Nora Muldoon never believed in love, until she babysat for the unruly Mrs. Prescott, who kept bodice-ripper romance books all over her house, and met her son, Gideon ..
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,861 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/27/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005
MODERN ALICE by chouchou reviews
[epilogue up] All Arisu wanted was a stable job. She ended up being the housekeeper to 2 rockstars. Throw in some some pretty androgynous boys, love triangles, pigheaded singers and you've got drama...
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,738 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 4/10/2004
Of Magic and Mayhem by toothofthehydra reviews
When Jess, a genie, is sent to Earth for committing a crime he meets Zula, a known hater of men. What happens next is full of magic, mayhem, and even...romance?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,499 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/24/2005 - Published: 6/3/2005
THE GENIE by Scottsman reviews
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have a Genie to cater to your ever whim, My name is Kyle stanton, and that is the story of my life.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 6/30/2005
Petals by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE In nineteenth century London, it isn't considered proper for a young lady to send flowers to a healthy young bachelor. But when Adrian Morey receives a bouquet with a challenge, he can't help but be intrigued.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,743 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
Jen's Story by BookClerkCutie reviews
A new kid (well, not a 'kid' per se) comes to school and he has captured our leading ladies attentions. He's dark, handsome, brooding, very drool worthy. But he seems to be hiding something. Will it change everything? Or will things work out in the end?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,543 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/29/2005 - Published: 6/15/2005
Seniors by Azra1 reviews
Charlie is your average girl who simply gave up on love, because the problem is she has six brothers who are or have been leaders in the school who scare of any prospects of romance. Alex was her brothers best friend and her's but should couldn't decide w
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 68,665 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 6/26/2005
Three Little Wishes by Eilani reviews
She lived to defy all the conventions of the “upper class” society, and didn’t believe in love. He was devilishly handsome, arrogant… and a genie out to get her soul. Too bad she won’t give up her three wishes without a fight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/16/2005 - Published: 12/20/2004
Wonderwall by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
[Complete] Brian isn't too thrilled with having to move to the middle of nowhere and attend boarding school, til he meets a group of friends and a boy he thinks could be the guy of his dreams. But love is never easy...Yaoi, MM slash, etc
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,158 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/6/2004 - Complete
Lady of Camiyah by Saturn Winterleaf reviews
Kareiah is a Princess, but kidnapped at the young age of nine, and taken to the small town of Orest, where she gets a new life as the infamous Thief Queen. But after ten years, someone she used to know shows up and reminds her of her past...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,916 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/1/2005 - Published: 9/5/2004
Angels, Demons and Exiles by BFG4 reviews
When Alexis (an Angel) is sent to Earth as a punishment he is given a mission. Keep your eye on a girl and help her out. While it all seems very straightforward in the beginning things get complicated very quickly. Romance / Fantasy / Action / Adventure
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2005
Klutz Toxic Butterfly by Silvae reviews
A group of gay college students are making their way through life - in their own eccentric ways. Smashing music, tattoos, hate and love; need I say more? [SLASH M/M]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,395 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/20/2005 - Published: 1/27/2004
Death by Dimples by perturbedpercy reviews
[NEW: Be Still My Beating Libido] Samantha just can’t seem to stop dreaming about dimples, his dimples. But there’s one problem: The most irresistible dimples in the world belong to the most arrogant guy in the world, Conner Darling. Oh poo.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/8/2004 - Published: 11/20/2004
Glitch by Akira and Flair reviews
Nary's a slut, Tybalt is jealous, Kael's parents are homophobic, and Ethan is rejected. True love is never easy to find, but with the help of your friends everything will work out eventually. (Yaoi, Shounen-Ai, Slash)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,516 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/21/2003 - Published: 6/29/2002
Dear Cute Guy on Train by Libwolf reviews
Flirting on train, where will it lead.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/22/2001
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Wishing for you, reviews
I was missing my boyfriend, hadn't seen him for weeks, and was getting somewhat depressed about it, so, I started to write, and this came about. Please, read and review.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Complete
The Council reviews
This started because I had the last two lines in my head as I was walking home [weird huh] but I built up a picture of the angels in my mind, and ended up with... well, this poem about an angel wrongly accused and her judgement. My favourite one here.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7/1/2005
The Fall and Rise of Angels reviews
The angels mentioned here are my friends, who are always there to help me.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/22/2005
To heal and move on reviews
This was really written when thinking about my dad, who died as a result of cancer just over a year ago.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/17/2005