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Joined 02-20-05, id: 460889, Profile Updated: 11-28-09
Author has written 9 stories for Life, Humor, General, General, Play, and Sci-Fi.

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I am 19. I don't consider myself a writer as much as a guy that wastes a lot of paper.
I am a slacker. And the worst kind too. I get bored with things very easily, and quickly drop them in pursuit of something more interesting. This is what happened with me and writing.
I've been writing on and off since I was 16. I don't believe in structure or technique. This makes it more fun to write, but (arguably?) less fun to read.

It's been over a year since I wrote anything. I'm a little rusty, and I'm expecting it to show in whatever I decide to write. But that's the fun in it after all.
It always helps to get constructive criticism, even if you hate the story, tell me why, use lots of adjectives!
Most of my previous work is, and will remain unfinished. This is just the way things are. I will mark the titles as such.
I may not update. This is not because I am busy, I am merely undisciplined.

I have a friend on fiction press. His name is sly_dog, and if you read his stuff I will buy you a cookie.

I have no problem with anyone using my stuff. You may do whatever you want to it. Print it, rewrite it, finish it, burn it, wipe your ass with it. It doesn't matter.
If you decide to make any derrivitive works, finish, or otherwise taint one of my stories, Send me an email, I would like to hear about it.
The only thing you cannot do with my work is sell it (without cutting me in on it.)

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Paca by Camouflaged Llama reviews
Once upon a time there lived a rabbit named Paca that lived forever
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/13/2005
The President That Ran Away by really.screwed.up.freak.girl reviews
A story in light of the presidential election.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/29/2001
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Cyber Mind reviews
Nathan Dagger is anxious to escape the Utopian society set forth by the Alliance. With the help of his virtual spouse Jane, he will attempt to do so.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Complete
Scooby Doo Abridged reviews
I wrote this for a school assignment, but I got a kick out of it when reading it today. Here it is for your reading pleasure.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
When nerds save the world UNFINISHED reviews
This was a movie script I was working on. But once the class ended, I had no motivation to continue it.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006
Mindless Babble of a Teenage Philosopher reviews
My thought process on paper. Even I, the writer, have dificulty understanding it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/30/2006
For Nerds Only reviews
The script to a movie we made when I was in ninth grade.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/22/2006
Men of Goodwill reviews
A small platoon, on an alien planet. Things take a turn for the worst, and they must now come to terms with their inevitable end.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/22/2006
Thievery for dummies UNFINISHED reviews
Jonny Mayhem's life is spiraling downhill, and is becoming too much to bare. But when he decides to leave it all behind and start over, the journey of a lifetime begins.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9/19/2005 - Published: 8/31/2005
Funny stuff, Funny stuff reviews
Another story compiled of total randomness. Feel free to flame. For the religious freaks out there may be insulted. Happy reading
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2005
Life reviews
I wrote this poem when I was slightly pissed at a bunch of stuff, it actually turned out okay. Which surprises me because I never saw myself as a poetic type.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/28/2005