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The Natural Born by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. There's a theory that, when you love someone, you minimize their faults until they aren't even distinguishable. Reese meets Lynx. Both are so screwed up it's hard to believe they haven't been shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/25/2021 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Complete
Doing the Doodie Work by holiday road reviews
written in 2007
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/25/2018 - Published: 7/27/2007
Dear Imagination by holiday road reviews
written 2007
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/25/2018 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
December Heroes and Schoolyard Ghosts by fairies and snapple reviews
He just wants her to pose as a nun, and it wouldn’t hurt if she had more thoughts in her head than colors in her hair. She just wants that damn anal-retentive ghost out of her room. And her younger brother just can't choose between psycho and disaster.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/18/2017 - Published: 4/10/2008
Not for Me by tickledblue reviews
FINISHED! I'm the loner with no backbone. He's the school's favourite god. He's at the top of the pyramid, while I'm not even part of the pyramid. Somebody tell me how this is going to work out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 4847 - Favs: 2,970 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Complete
Bobby's Girls: A Trixie Marriage by Chelle Mitchiter reviews
BOOK TWO: Beatrix Baker: 22, a tattooist, sassy attitude and a colourful wardrobe. Garrett Bruer: 27, respectable businessman, level-headed and never seen in an un-ironed shirt. An unlikely couple? Maybe. A terrible couple? Maybe not... I HAVE RETURNED!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,821 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 11/24/2009
Jonnie the Girl by RedRogue55 reviews
Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink. JONNIE IS BEING RE-RELEASED CHAPTER BY CHAPTER TO PROMOTE NEW JONNIE WEBSERIES! Youtube teaser trailer up now!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,871 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 9/1/2007
My Undetected Canoodling by Analytical Calico reviews
The seemingly unrequited crush on your best friend, the perfect romantic cliche, and you know those always work out. However, when an evil older brother, mind games, and dirty little secrets are thrown into the mix, maybe this cliche isn't that perfect...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,667 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
Nobody Said It Was Easy by Secretive reviews
Sequal to QoaQR: Nobody said love was easy...then again no one mentioned the mind games, precocious kids, homicidal inventions, therapy, or as much stalking as is going on. I feel woefully misinformed...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,441 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 9/5/2006
The Inexplicable State of Being There by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
Brody Hansen and I, we had a system. I didn't like him and he didn't like me, but we both liked watching each other undress. That's just what happened when you gave good-looking, hormonal teenagers bedroom windows that faced each other. Full sum inside.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,291 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
Standing On the Edge by Secretive reviews
Rosaline thought she knew him and what she knew, she hated. But Javier isn't the kind of guy you get to know easily nor is he the kind of guy who is what he seems. He needs her more than she or even he understands. If only she would realize...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,142 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 2/4/2007
Ugly Duckling Turned Swan by farryn reviews
She was a chubby, awkward outcast bullied by the mean students of Ashwood Academy. Their King -although handsome and rich- was the cruelest, and drove her away. Now Savannah is back, more beautiful than ever, and ready to exact revenge. *DISCONTINUED*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,730 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 10/23/2007
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 3,533 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Sea Shells and the Forget Me Nots by D.M. Ralte reviews
The teen rebel with a catch, Chelsea lives the uncharmed life. A stranger within her own family, estranged from her former best friend, (Mr. Off-To-Change-The-World), she finds the strangest solace in a crippled young man with the strangest ideals...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 147,691 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 3/3/2006
Nutmeg aka Coffee Shop Story by Dragen Eyez reviews
Previously, Coffee Shop Story: finished. The worlds of an artist and a businessman collide in a cafe all because of nutmeg, opening new worlds for both of them.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,035 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Complete
Always Wear Clean Underwear by Eeliahs reviews
Being a Pattiserie owner by day and a P.I at night might sound glamorous. But throw in a undie obsession, a missing heiress, an evil cousin and a co-worker who I might have more then a professional interest in, and it's anything but a piece of cake...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 2/8/2008
For the Love of Chocolate by loving-life reviews
Say you're socially challenged, rather rotund, and addicted to chocolate. Says he's absolutely gorgeous, loves swimming, and has a delectable smile. And guess what else? He works in a chocolate shop ...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,392 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 8/9/2006
Imperfect by Nicki Saint reviews
What's your favorite color? Blue. Who do you have a crush on? My gay best friend & this guy I fell in the lap of at Coldstone. Describe your personality in 3 words or less: Not. Very. Nice.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,832 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
It Can Always Get Worse by Ollie May reviews
Spies, roommates, scars, MCATS, kisses, mafiosos. Trust me, it can ALWAYS get worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,017 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/21/2006
Splits by jlr reviews
When a slightly creepy boy shows up at Ruth's dance practice, she wants to get as far away from him as possible. When she finds out he is from a powerful political family she wants to hide under a rock. But escape is never easy. Please read and review.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 118,276 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 3/14/2007
Trick DRAFT by S. Alexander reviews
REMOVED - READ TRICK REVISED.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
I'll call you freak, you'll call me delusional by Chokinghazard reviews
He was the guy no one could really label. She was just another prep. And they weren't even obsessed with each other. Yet.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,526 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 5/24/2005
Shades of Fire by lovely-lonely reviews
So I ended up choosing the mysterious boy from the bookstore as my writing subject. He has no clue I’m observing him. But for the record, I am not stalking him, I swear – even if he thinks differently. I mean, jeez, what a jerk.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,705 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
Changing his Status Quo by Da Vinci at Work reviews
When the heroine of a romance story suffers from obsessive compulsive disorder and quite a few other undiagnosed quirks, you know something outrageous is about to happen to her love life, no?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,682 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 10/1/2006
Bad Moon Rising by The Burning Roses reviews
REMOVED. Lone wolf Hannah Madison never expected to find a werewolf pack in the Lake District - nor did she expect the attentions of two male werewolves, let alone a murderous rogue.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
Borderline by baraonda reviews
Working at the local diner is not the most thrilling job in the world, but when Penelope meets a strange group of boys, her world is thrown into total and utter chaos. And that was before she found out about their "pack"...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 189,850 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
Bite To Break Skin by The Burning Roses reviews
REMOVED. As a necromancer, someone who can see and speak to the dead, Aisling O'Sullivan is used to the weird and unexplainable. But even she doesn't realise just how strange her life is about to get...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 7/17/2007
Roanoke by Narc reviews
Riley is serving a life sentence in an island prison when she is rescued by the crew of the Roanoke and sold her freedom in exchange for her assistance in a rebellion against the Iorian Empire. She just wants to survive, but there may be a reason to fight
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 96,684 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/1/2007
Losing it All by unlikely.story reviews
She thinks she lost her cell phone, everyone else thinks she lost her virginity, and the guy thought to be responsible for her 'deflowering' has no problem adding fuel to the fire.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,987 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008
How to Snag an Olympian by A.M. Dawn reviews
Kate Gideon is used to telling the world how to manage guys, but never took her articles seriously. Then she met the Aussie Hottie, Penn Fawcett, who just happens to be the star of the Austrailian Olympic swim team, and finally practiced what she preached
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,831 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008
Reverse Psychology by twitched reviews
Skye knew something would go wrong when she was sent to a psychologist. She just didn't think that the psychologist's brother would be impersonating him or that she would tell him the truth about what happened. And she never thought he'd fall for her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,901 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 6/23/2007
A Little Bit Crazy by TurtleGoddess reviews
Carrie, a self-proclaimed book nerd, thought she would spend a quiet summer working at Angelo's, a crazy Italian pizza place. She didn't think a weird guy would come into the restaurant and hit on her - or that he would actually be a spy from Pizza Hut.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,636 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Who Wants to Date Kaitlin Jameison? by angelstarshine reviews
Her friends posting fliers offering any male to date her and catching the eye of enemy,arrogant playboy Nathan Gallagher was bad enough.The fact that they'll have to live in the same house together for the next few months just made it a whole lot worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,666 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
4184 Times the Person You'll Ever Be by Meokat reviews
The moral of the story? Hitting on random people at the mall can result in awkward situations. --the title of this story is actually "4.184 Times the Person You'll Ever Be" ... Fictionpress is just being a fart & won't show the decimal point--
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,338 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness by The Cheerio reviews
ON HOLD/ Kendrenae Johnson is just a girl with a tiny cheese obsession, who wants only to live her life. She's has no romantic experience whatsoever and she's definiatly not going to change that. That is...until the cheese murderer wants to be her prince
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,310 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007
Nameless by rockstarbeautiful reviews
She's the kind of girl your mother warned you about: fast, easy, and drunken. Her parents are never around, and she feels as though all boys are the same. That is, until she meets Lucas, who shows her she can be the person she always wanted. REWRITE.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,880 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 5/30/2005 - Complete
Deceiving Impressions by October Rose reviews
In Evelyn Lawson's mind, the name Riordan Maxwell is equivalent to pretentious ass. Nothing can sway her opinion. He's got the pride, she's prejudiced and about to be proved wrong. Very wrong.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,660 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 3/29/2007
Over You by verita reviews
Charlie thought she found The One. So when he dumps her out of the blue for his ex, she does the only thing that makes sense: she gets even. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,687 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
The Obsession with Jack by faerie-gumdrops reviews
Hello. My name is Rosie. I'm a boring, dead inside emotional wreck, living in a boring village filled with lunatics. The only colourful things in my life are the boy I don't know and the soundtrack I stole. Life is good. Complete! - REMOVED
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Complete
Land of Red by Queen Anabella reviews
[COMPLETE] Aliana was born with skin the color of dusty cinnamon. It was her skin that brought her to the feet of the Younger Prince of Deshret as a present to serve in his harem. And it was because of him she met his brother. Fate has an interesting domino effect.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,415 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 4/18/2005 - Complete
Atomic Bombs by Weeping Duck reviews
The Chapman brothers were as different as day and night. But nothing creates similarities like disaster does, and the atomic bombs that were the new neighbors could definitely be called disaster. It's every man for himself when love and schemes collide.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,823 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 6/18/2006
W is for WHAT? by Lulai reviews
Marla needs no one. But when she rescues someone who needs her, will she have the strength to fight for not only his sanity, but his very soul? twenty and done!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,781 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Could Be Paradise by Typesour reviews
The formula for a perfect marriage? Sunglasses, emotions gone haywire, and a pair of dirty liars are all main ingredients. [Complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 148,452 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Complete
The Thawing of the Ice Bitch by chthonical reviews
Life. Love. Both happen to everyone—even to people who don't give a damn. Like Em Callahan. Suddenly, people are all around her, becoming her friends. And these people are falling in love. For Em, life has happened. And love...?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 161,976 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 6/10/2004
Being Dead Makes Me Act Weird by something to prove reviews
That was the first thing I became aware of after I died, that the apartment I haunt is occupied... by a man. He is gorgegous. And he sleeps naked. [Rating to be changed to M later]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,683 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007
Personal Trainer by Queen Beryl reviews
Jessica has a major problem: she's mocked because she's fat. So, her parents sign her up at a gym with a personal trainer. As it turns out, he'll end up changing her life in more than one way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,065 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 9/24/2004
In Living Color by Delusions of Reality reviews
An unusual romance for unusual people. Real life through a kaleidoscope, yet the world is still so gray... Until he shows up, half dead on her doorstep. It's amazing what you can learn while teaching another to be human. Chapter 14 Up
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,693 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2004
Devil's Playground by Veiled Dicast reviews
Anna wants nothing to do with pompous Connor O'Hanley, so when he asks her to charter a boat for him during the summer and it crashes leaving them stranded will she learn to tolerate him, or just hate him even more?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,960 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 5/4/2004
Quandaries of a Quirky Romantic by Secretive reviews
She's a hopeless romantic that is terrified of falling in love. Quirky? You have no idea... He's misunderstood purposely so and has a past. A dark one. So...what happens when their small town matchmaker decides they're destined for each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,930 - Reviews: 1884 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
An Average Story by Stormy Daye reviews
I have a disease: Average Boring Life Syndrome. Someone save me from myself.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,600 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 1/28/2005
The Fat Club by Bee L reviews
Sixteen. Fat. Overweight, more like. What else is there for her to do than narrate her own life with humorous, bitter dialect?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,631 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 7/4/2005
Feline Theory by Butthead reviews
He taught her everything she knew. He taught her about acceptance. He was one of the few people she held close and kept in high-esteem. Then he disappeared. Five years later, she has one last thing to learn; your friends could very well be your enemies.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,202 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005
This Thing Called Ordinary by invisible.writer reviews
.you're still the scared little boy. and i'm the queen of unsurity. what a morose pair we make. let's look in the mirror and finally tell ourselves the truth.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,800 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/18/2005 - Published: 8/16/2005
Seeing Through Tears by Behind-these-eyes reviews
Anna develops a fear for romantic relationships due to her father’s constant abuse. So what happens when she unintentionally attracts the attention of a mysterious bad boy? *On Hold for editing.*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,103 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004
The Gravedigger's Daughter by Deena reviews
What if you want to spend your entire life living in grief? What if you never want to move on and know happiness again? What if the one person claiming to love you is the one with ties to your brother's killer?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,519 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 10/22/2002
Modifications by inconsequential me reviews
I’m sixteen years old. I’m too mature for my own good. I’m an exceptional student. I don’t drink.I have very few friends. I’ve never been kissed. I am seriously lacking what most would consider a life. All of that is about to change. Well, most
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,141 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/29/2005 - Published: 6/14/2003