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Joined 02-23-05, id: 461390
Author has written 7 stories for Fantasy, Humor, Mythology, Fantasy, Life, and General.

I didn't mean to. I-I don't know what happened... The last thing I remember was sitting at the computer, staring at the fp homepage, my mouse slowly moving toward the "register" icon. I must have blacked out, because the next thing I knew, I had created this account. I am so sorry.

I'm trying to de-emo my livejournal. Anyway, I'm 18, female, white caucasian. I use humor as a defense against things that make me uncomfortable. Which, considering, is just about everything.

loll dude, what?
NoDot, I like the cut of your jib. And I don't just say that.

http:///albums/y163/muhka/Peanuts.jpg Yum!http:///albums/y163/muhka/Itsawalldamnit.jpg This is the best thing ever. I'm totally confused in the best possible way.

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Scavenger reviews
There is a creature that walks behind me that I cannot see, and it's picking up everything I drop. How can I shoo it off when it is only taking the pieces of me that I've left behind.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/3/2005
Is this milk bad? reviews
I can never tell. My nose gets used to it and then I can't smell anything. And then I ask my mom and she's like, how am I supposed to know? And I don't know what to DO.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/19/2005
Lemmuse's Sonnet No I reviews
Isn't life a funny proposition?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/26/2005
Cast your spell reviews
Stagant thoughts grown old and stale...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/26/2005
All the World
Sitting atop a barren hill done up in shades of gray, looking down on a stage set below, are three figures.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/16/2005
News to me! reviews
Extra, extra, Girl Kills Future! Isn't there ever any good news anymore?
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/26/2005
Certain Elements reviews
A short fantasy parody, for those of us who grew up on Redwall and Dragonlance. Har har, everyone likes economics! This was a GREAT idea!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/26/2005