Kolostramin
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Joined 02-27-05, id: 462007, Profile Updated: 03-19-13
Author has written 11 stories for Humor, Supernatural, General, Fantasy, Essay, Fantasy, and Action.

Update 3/2013

I have re-uploaded Saga onto the site for the reading pleasure of what few people might stagger into it's meandering pathways. I admit that I did not follow the below rule with parts 1-3 of the story, but it wouldn't be nearly as fun if I had.

I'm Kolostramin, and this profile is dormant. I may not ever write anything again on this site, but they remain here archived anyway. Hoody-hoo and yay.

As for me, I'm just another face on the internet. Call me Kolostramin. I am proud to live in the United States. I am male. You need know no more. Welcome to the page, and to my stories.

Omit needless words.

So relax, and try to enjoy my stories. It's what they're there for, after all. Both to enjoy...and to ponder, if you want to spend the brainpower.

K. Stramin

19 March 2013

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Moon Release Lever by Andrastos reviews
Moon Release Lever?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
Racing The Sun by Raziel10 reviews
He sits, watching the sun rise, wondering if he can outrun the dawn...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2005
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Saga Part 3, Traveler
Slam-banged into yet another world, Brent, Johan, and Eric must deal with new allies, and new enemies, as their past follows them through time and space. Is there a place in all these worlds for three amusingly insane former SIS agents? To be continued in Part 4, as soon as it is completed. M for violence and language.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 215,323 - Published: 3/19/2013
Saga Part 2, The Wanderers
Stranded in a strange land with no support, Brent, Johan, and Eric must adapt, improvise and overcome, in the face of increasing danger, absurdity, and the danger of going insane. Can they withstand this brave new world, or will they go the way of so many others, shallowly buried in the dust? Section 2 of saga, rated for violence and language.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,315 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Complete
Saga Part 1, The Scotland Venture
Four British Secret Intelligent agents are sent to Scotland to discover where one of their colleagues has vanished to. A re-upload of an old story for anyone who cares, and for some who might have just found this site. M for violence and language. Marked as Adventure, strong fantasy as well.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,986 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Complete
The Koke Crusade reviews
The world shall never be the same. The rating is for the bloody, gory battles between animate koke machines and people. And others...a continuation of the Kandy Machine.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 5/5/2005
Finest Hour reviews
'Tis better to die with honor, than die fleeing like a coward. Let this be our...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,641 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/10/2006
Amor reviews
An essay I wrote concerning ah, ai, that beauteous topic.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/3/2005
Night reviews
I wonder...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/18/2005
Prosecutors, Prostitutes, and Persecutors reviews
This is a bizarre little tale about the Prosecutors, the Prostitutes, and the Persecutors. Expect to be confused. I was.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/4/2005
The Kandy Machine reviews
It bit me. It shall die.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/26/2005 - Published: 3/28/2005
Taste of Heaven reviews
Have you ever tried Bliss? I'll tell you, it's the best thing in the universe. Like a literal...
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/15/2005
The Other Side reviews
One day, my reflection moved without me. Based on a true experience.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/31/2005