Absolut Hooliganism
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Joined 02-27-05, id: 462012, Profile Updated: 06-09-13
Author has written 6 stories for Humor, Romance, Politics, Western, General, and Love.

I very routinely forget I even have an account on this site. Seeing my past writing mistakes in all their hideousness, I can see why. These are all pretty terrible things I wrote in high school and you shouldn't read them. I could delete everything, but once you put a thing on an internet it doesn't go away, so I'ma just leave this bad writing here forever. That's the adult way to deal with your secret shame. Curse you Anno Domini 2004-to-2008. That doesn't matter anymore, however, as it's Era Vulgaris 2013.

Probably going to keep writing. Might not upload anything new here, though.

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Morgan's Guide to Stupid Quotes by Morgan Wood reviews
A list of some stupid quotes by some of my friends or family members. Formerly taking reader submissions.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 14,003 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 10/3/2003
Morbid Beauty by Gilded Coins reviews
The city is dying. We are all dying, and we will leave behind only tattered clothing. I can hardly imagine a more beautiful death for our twisted wonderland.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
4 x 4 by Leo Marinaris reviews
A helpless man in a hotel room, frozen by fear.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2006
Divine Jo by Sacred Simplicity reviews
Another one I wrote for my screenplay class. I didn't really know what category to put it in. There was no "psychotic" category.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2005
Dark Revenge by tenaciousJ reviews
*NOTE* That's a STRONG R! not for the squimish or easily offended....I dont want to give too much of the plot away...involves a serial killer/child molester...12 angry people...read it and find out
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/24/2002
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Sweet Flowing Love
This is probably the most important thing I've ever written. A perfect image.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
Bile reviews
A small towns downfall in a mire of human error.
Fiction: Western - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 4/20/2006
Drowning Up reviews
I don't wanna talk about it, I don't wanna think about it, I don't wanna read about it I don't want to breathe.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 9/19/2006
Goth Boy Goes to Hell reviews
A coming of age story dressed up in biting satire, amongst other things. Terrible things. Things unspeakable to the human eye. Ear. Human ear.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,752 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005
Gas Chambers and Ventilators reviews
Is Nationalism equal to Absurdism?
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Complete
Casanova Figaro A La Falsetto reviews
She wanted death, but life is but a call away...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/3/2005