The Lonely Vampire
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Joined 03-02-05, id: 462564
Author has written 12 stories for Fantasy, Fantasy, Humor, and Humor.

Noo! The light! Aiiieee!

Ah. It's just you.

Who are you?

Erm. I am Asia Cole, the crazy, slightly vampire-obsessed child-type person...

Lonely grins slightly, seemingly not caring to hide the fact that her i-teeth are long... and pointy...* I'm a kid. Yes, that's right, one of the little people... but mah sister says I have a sarcastic sense of humor.

I realized, recently, how muchI love writing. It lets out all those evil emotions and random thoughts, into something nice. So, I write.

Oh, and I'm a G-nerd, Neogoth, or, in simpler terms, Nerd-Goth. A cross between a nerd and a goth, caused by genetic mutation and excessive amounts of banging my head on random walls.

And I'm in love... with an anime character. *scary voice* The vampire Alucard! He is meh muffin.

No, I don't have a life.


Oh. Um.I wear glasses. And I'm Russian... well, technically I live in the US, but I was born in Russia. ^^

And, in case you didn't realise it yet, I'm a GIRL.


"I turn my head, and you may go where you want.
I turn it again, you will stay till you rot.
I have no face, but I live or die
By my crooked teeth- who am I?"

Neverwere, by Neil Gaiman.


I worship Sunnee the Mash. Go read her writings. -pokes you-

You rock, Sunnee. Thanks for all the reviews.


And go visit me sister, please.

Erm. Here's my art, if you wish to see it.


Uhh... In case anybody is wondering why I have put up so many good reviews, I'm just that sort of person. If I see something I dislike, I will probably just go away. There is no particular style of writing, so somebody will probably like the things that I dislike, and vice-versa... I see no point in making somebody unhappy just because of my oppinion.

Thankee for reading this...


Updates:

cheers* I finally stopped being lazy and retyped what was missing of my story. And now, finally, I have uploaded it. I would be overjoyed if you read and reviewed it. It's my precious.

Erm.

April 20

Lonely has commitment issues, yes she does.

Basically, she gets so annoyed with her own work that she stops liking it and starts writing something different in hopes that she will like it. That and her (*-* my) lazinessexplains the large number of stories here that will perhaps never be finished.

So if she (I) doesn't put anything up for a while, or vanishes completely, it's because she is lurking somewhere, writing something that she doesn't want to show mankind.

Or sleeping.

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Vrinidi by Arlynael reviews
The Vrinidi have been the merciless masters of their Daman slaves for countless years. Finally, the Daman are attempting to rebel against the Vrinidi—but the kidnapping of a young Vrinidi threatens to destroy everything they have worked for.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,597 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 4/6/2004
Kaykuyo by Marth Azumi reviews
A social outcast with abusive parents. An average teen looking for something more in his life. Fate brought them together, and fate will certainly bring them apart...Rated for later chapters, which include Violence and Swearing. Chapter 2 is up!
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 3/16/2005
Child of The Sea by Dveyoni reviews
You are the entity of the sea. Feared by all, Your majesty endless. Your grace boundless.(AN: Just so you know this creature's blood is water)
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2005
Sister Breeze by Cyle reviews
I really like this one.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Complete
the day the earth cried by and calliope said reviews
To earthquake and tsunami victims, both literally and figuratively.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/18/2005
Alone Together by Marth Azumi reviews
This is another poem I had to do for Language Arts, only this time, I had to use Oxymoron. Did I do a good job? Read and see =D
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/7/2004
My Only Sin by Ms.Shakespeare reviews
"I kissed you in the morning,your head upon the pillow,you're golden locks outstretching like a sleepy,weary willow",I think it's my best work.A poem of your obsession with the one you love.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/13/2003
Ensanguine by schadenfreud reviews
en·san·guine tr.v. To cover or stain with or as if with blood. (Rating for suicide. Experimental)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/13/2003
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The Miserih Chronicles reviews
The adventures of a young girl named Mizzy as she tries to help her new-found friends defeat a creature of terrible power called the Snow Lord...(And no, this isn't superly dark. Oh, one more thing. Freagur belongs to my brother, and Cancri to my sister.)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,718 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/17/2005
Dear Diary reviews
Erm. Paper cuts are evil. They made me do this... R&R
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2005
The Ocean Song reviews
Are you longing to be free? You're a ship, and I'm the sea. An epic love story? Lonely's been productive lately.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2005
Paradise for Sale! reviews
Oh, lookit, there really IS poetry all around us.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2005
Regret reviews
Well. The most romantically inclined thing I ever wrote. So far.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/23/2005 - Published: 3/6/2005
The Chocolate Girl reviews
Only one as candy-obsessed as I could write something like this. So... enjoy.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2005
Oh yes I am your fear reviews
I smile to you and say, "My dear, you can bear this wieght." R&R.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/23/2005
Erk nameless reviews
A story written by me and my wonderful sister. Fans of vampires, werewolves, slayers, and sarcasm, please read.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,281 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/7/2005
The World, some assembly required reviews
Ah, what can beat a story that contains both a boy named Billy AND world domination? XD
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/5/2005
Nameless Story reviews
One of my more depressing stories, but... still nice. Basically a sad short story about love and immortality.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/5/2005
The Song of the Forest Guardian reviews
Erm. A slightly -odd- poem, I must admit, but one of my best works yet. In my opinion. XD Anywho, please read it.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2005
The Shadow Dance reviews
A dark/ fantasy poem, but at the same time, not very gothic. Read on...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2005