Hello, all you normal people out there! I come in peace. I hail from Fanfiction.Net, where I got tired of just writing with other's characters and decided to make my own. So here I am. Lost and confused. Thank you.

--Cerii-chan!

Update Portion:

(03.05.05)
I have discovered the five p's of a story!
Plot
Pairings
Pretty Writing
Punch Lines
DetailsP

(03.10.05)

Why do we need noses? All they do is annoy you. I can't smell anything anyway, so why give me two useless holes in my face that do nothing except breathe, run, get stuffy, and make snot? Breathe through your ears, is what I say! Ear wax doesn't run!

(03.11.05)

Cool T-shirt slogans, ads, quotes, and so on:

1. Jenius.
2. I'm really easy to get along with, once you people learn to worship me.
3. (upside down) If you are reading this, turn my 4x4 back right side up please.
4. Don't let your mind wander. It's so small, it might get lost.
5. Out of my mind, be back in five minutes.
6. One by one, the penguins steal my sanity.
7. (crossed out) P-o-i-s-o-n (not crossed out) Mints for a friend.
8. There's a monkey in my closet.
9. A family that puts the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional.'
10. I'm not listening.
11. I could talk all day.
12. WHOEVER SAID 'NOTHING'S IMPOSSIBLE' NEVER TRIED TO NAIL JELLO TO A TREE.

(03.12.05)

Strange little philisophical conversations about the meaning of life. Some names changed to protect the victim (me.) Not all of which are mine.

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Me: It hurts when I do this.
Dad: Then don't do it.

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Me: I saw a funny humorus interpretation piece today at the debate tournament.
Mom: Gee, I sure hope you didn't see a sad humorus.

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Calvin: Why do you suppose we're here?
Hobbes: Because we walked here.
Calvin: No, I mean here on earth.
Hobbes: Because we were born here.
Calvin: No, I mean, why earth? Why not Mars or some other planet?
Hobbes: Because earth can support life.
Calvin: Oh, forget it.
Hobbes: Thank you, I will.

(03.13.05)

I have written Shades of Indigo, which I think is my best so far. (n.n)

(03.13.05)

Gee, I'm on a roll here. Time for another rant. Actually, two.

The first: Words. What are they really? They're just random sounds, srtung together, yet when we hear them, we recognize them. We don't think twice about such a strange phenomenon. And stranger yet, we are able to somehow transfer these random sounds onto paper, and have them represent these things we call words. Isn't that weird? People have often complained about not being able to memorize things. Well, if you're reading this, you've managed to memorize almost the entire English language! Next rant to come after dinner. (n.n)

All right, I'm back, although dinner gave me another idea (muahaha. chicken.) Second rant: Quick Edit. I know you've seen hundreds of thousands of these types of rants, but I'm doing one anyway. On second thought, maybe I won't. I like to be original. Tell you what, you imagine what I say in my rant. Consider it done.

Third Rant: Vegitareans. I do not mind at all those who don't eat meat because it's bad for their health, or those who don't like the taste of it, but those who do it for 'animal rights' are just plain stupid. (No offense, this is just my opinion. I'm sure you have a very good reason to become a vegitarean for animal rights (if you happen to be one, that is) and I am not downsizing anybody in particular. But you can go ahead and sue me. I have a great collection of pocket lint if you want it.) Those who refuse for animal rights are kidding themselves, wanting to do something in order to feel rebellious. Dogs and cats eat meat. Monkeys eat meat. A whole lot of animals are eating meat, what makes you think you can make a difference by refusing? Maybe you can, but I'm just saying, you know, animals are meant to be eaten. That is one man reason they were put on this earth.

All rightie, I'm done now. TTFN, ta-ta-for-now!

(3.15.03)

Sorry, just had to tell you people, Julius Caesar died today! Well, not today, but a thousand years ago, you know what I mean...

(3.16.03)

I am mad at my nose. It is stuffy (again) butit starts bleeding whenever I blow it (stupid nose, 4th time in two days.) So, whenever you feel like you want to be mad at Zeus (or whatever religion you are, I happen to like Greek) be mad at them 'cuz of noses.

And another thing. Oh wait, sory, I forgot...

Oh! Computer lingo in profiles. It miffs me. (Yes, miffs. I don't like to pee. You people know what I mean.) If you can't take the time to write in a readable fashion for normal people, you're probably better off not doing it. Thank you.

And also, I'm thanking SwimmerGirl (Jaded and jealous) for reviewing almost every piece of mine (and believe me, that's a big deal). Yay! Three cheers for SwimmerGirl!

Now, from now on, when I come in I will say Enter Cerii-chan. When I go out I'll say Exit Cerii-chan. You got it? Too bad.

Exit Cerii-chan.

(3.18.05)

Enter Cerii-chan.

Woo! Spring break! Which means I'll be updating a lot. Go you to all of my reviewers! If I don't get around to reviewing you, I'm sorry! I'm trying my best, but I just don't have time. Also, I am in the process of a novel, but haven't gotten past the characters yet. Chapter 1 will (hopefully) be up soon!

Exit Cerii-chan.

(3.18.05)

Enter Cerii-chan

I have figured out why I write darkly. I am hyper and happy all the time, and my dark side is lonely. So I share it with people through writing. Cool, huh?

Exit Cerii-chan

(3.19.05)

Enter Cerii-chan

Still making up the characters... Almost done though, at a rate of one per day I should be finished around Tuesday!

Also, a list of people that have reviewed me that I have not gotten around to reviewing (but will soon...)

Oh, dear, there's too many... I'll get around to it soon as I can, k?

Exit Cerii-chan.

(3.26.05)

Enter Cerii-chan.

Straight from the website of Holly Lisle, I bring you the three elements of a plot:

"Put a man up in a tree.
Throw some rocks at him.
Get him down."

Cool, ain't it?

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(3.26.05)

Enter Cerii-chan

Not to give any hints or anything (winkwinknudgenudge) but here are the stories of mine that have not gotten any reviews yet:

Come to think of it, I forgot them. Maybe later.

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(9.7.05)

Enter Cerii-chan.

Whoa, it's been a looong time since I updated this. Anyway, I have a VERY IMPORTANT SIGNIFICANTANNOUNCEMENT, or VISA. Yes, I only added the 'significant' in so I could make it like the credit card... but THAT IS BESIDE THE POINT. Which I don't really get, by the way, because if you're beside the point, you're pretty close to it... I think FAR FAR AWAY FROM THE POINT is better... but ANIWAYZ...

My friend has inherited a WEBSITE. Yes, a WEBSITE. *collective gasp from audience* YES, A WEBSITE. A FRUITS BASKET WEBSITE. Now, this website is a typing based RPG, and she has NO IDEA what she is doing. Of course, I happen to be an expert on typing based RPGs, so it is up to ME to do things like advertise. So I am ADVERTISING. Here is my ad:

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CLICK hereTO GO TO THE SITE! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE JOIN! PLEASE!!!!!

Allrightie, ad's done. PLEASE? I said, AD IS DONE.

please?

AD IS DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See ya. :P

Exit Cerii-chan.