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Joined 03-07-05, id: 463350, Profile Updated: 04-06-09
Author has written 17 stories for General, Spiritual, Haiku, Humor, Life, General, and Love.

I no longer write, bar annual attempts at NaNo during which I blatantly abuse the English language, along with my keyboard, all for the sake of churning out some piece of fiction which never live to see the light of day. The few pieces below are pretty much all I have to show for my foray into writing.

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Randomness Chronicles 2 by Shadow774 reviews
The second in a series. These could just keep going on...they're a random dialogue between two imaginary people. It's actually quite silly, but entertaining.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/20/2005
The Adventures of Ali Baba, Abu Ali and the Baker by Dragonstar Aurora reviews
Once upon a time in an ancient village, there lived three preposterous idiots – Ali Baba, Abu Ali, and the baker. Everybody makes stupid mistakes sometimes. But these three men made the STUPIDEST, the most BRAINLESS, and the CRAZIEST mistakes.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,939 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 8/13/2004
Down in the Dumps by TheLoneSardine reviews
well, just read it. It's really short, I know and not really funny or anything...yet. What do you think - worth continuing?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/19/2005
The Chronicled Adventures of Bob the Lizard by welchs828 reviews
Bob was born on the bus when I was in 6th-8th grade. He's special. He's allergic to purpleberries. My cat is sort of named after him. He has a bitch girlfriend.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,567 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005
Calling by B. Itokuzu reviews
Calling for one I need
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/25/2004
Hey by vvoltaire reviews
A simple conversation between two friends at an understated crossroads.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/28/2000
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The Chamberpot of Doom reviews
For ages an ages, the Giant Chamberpot of Doom has been emptied by some idiot. But just over a century ago, this mad dude drowned in the urine and now, the Chamberpot is overflowing ). Will it be emptied in time, or will the world be engulfed in urine?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 3/17/2005
Waiting for you reviews
Standing by the beach, waiting for something that'd never arrive... Strange-ish poemy thing :P
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/4/2005
Winter reviews
Haiku about the comming of winter...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/4/2005
The Perfect Imperfection reviews
A horrid misuse of the word 'poem' but possibly worth reading (not)... A view on life perhaps? Maybe there is soemthing to it...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/2/2005
Chronicles of Household Furniture reviews
The tales of furniture. Proceed with caution! Extream randomness! R&R please... pretty please!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/27/2005 - Published: 3/15/2005
River reviews
Yet another haiku, I know... I think it lacks some syllabels ... does it?
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/26/2005
Start of a New Day! reviews
In the morning... more sentimental rubbish? Probably not... I dunno.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/23/2005
Morning waves reviews
Haiku. Beach in the morning, quiet blah-di-blah-di-blah... I like this one...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2005
Sakura reviews
Little flowers... gah...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/23/2005
Sound vs Mice reviews
Complete rubbish. A so called "poem" that should be flushed down a toilet...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/22/2005
Through the Window reviews
It's raining outside...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/22/2005
Typical lesson reviews
Just basically what it's usually like during a lesson at my school. Written is a script-like format...
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/21/2005
Lost reviews
Poemy-ish. Ignore me, I'm in a random mood at the moment, just read the poem!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/15/2005
Nameless Haiku reviews
I really don't know what to call this haiku. Gahh... read & review please! =.=
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2005
Spring reviews
Haiku about spring in the 21st centry. R&R.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/12/2005
Hell reviews
What is hell? Short drabble.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/11/2005
The Formulae of Success reviews
Short story. A bit of humor...
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/11/2005