written 2007

Rich, cosmopolitan Audrey has a comical set of rules for living life and finding Mr. Right, but does her system actually work? When she's paired with playboy Craig for a school project, will he convince her to throw the rulebook out the window?

This is a collection of short stories I and member Distilledfx have written, some are incredibly freaky. The ones with Dfx's name on them are his. I hope you'll enjoy them. So come along on the ride through hell, and straight into your worst nightmares...

REMOVED - READ TRICK REVISED.

Lilith Dean's new school seemed boring. She'd seen all of it before, the mean girls, the hot boys, the outcasts. Everything except for him, that is. Lee Thompson was that piece of the jigsaw puzzle that didn't fit in. Not one little bit.

My name is Ashley Burcham, and I am a typical sixteen-year-old girl. At least I was. Before the entity invaded my brain.

Matthew spends most of his day being aloof, hanging out with Luke, Mark, and John at Bubba Burger Butt's, and reading comic books. He's sworn off girls, but he seems to be spending too much of his time helping a nerd with her geometry homework. [COMPLETE]

...not even an emo.

Summer of '94, a SoCal surfer and a NoCal ballerina fall hard and fast for one another, only to have tragedy force them apart. Years later their paths collide. He thinks it's a sign. She thinks he's delusional. Fate has other plans for them. (Complete, but removed).

James Brant was the son of a billionaire, touched by the Abercrombie gods, and a certified genius. Robyn was willing to accept that, but Jessica thought it was just to good to be true…

In the East, the ruses and methods employed by women to seduce men seem so much more subtle than in the West, though every bit as powerful. I decided to write a poem depicting my views on Eastern-style seduction.

Slash He's got the cheesy lines, but can he back them up? Tha's what you get with a Pac-Sun emo boy and an AE prep. They're so similar anyway... one-shot prize for Mya