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Joined 03-11-05, id: 464175, Profile Updated: 03-24-09
Author has written 7 stories for General, Horror, Historical, Mythology, General, and Mystery.

"My likes are divide and conquer, and black tea.
My dislikes are being shot through the leg by people
I don't know. Also shit."
--Jan Valentine; "Luke's and Jan's Paper Phallus Humanity: Black Coma Corner", Hellsing

Likes:
The Chronicles of Narnia
The Old Kingdom
series
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Final Fantasy
Cosplay
Ramen
Lewis Black
Vampires
Gay Porn
Fascism
Uniforms
Black Tea

Dislikes:
People I don't know
School
The sun
Going to bed early
Arrogance
People who are better writers than me (so that's pretty much everyone)
Bad grammar
Freshmen
Chatspeak
Homophobes
Racists
Fat people
People who think they can draw, but really can't
Warm weather
Cold weather
Tall people
People who don't let me get a word in edgewise
Being Interrupted
Chick Flicks
Tom Cruise
Complement fishing
Sweat
Religion
People who complain more than me
People standing behind me
Likes/Dislikes lists

Works In-Progress

-Film-

Andy lives a simple life in a small, quiet town in the deep south of Louisiana; a life not riddled with the challenges and eternal rush of the city folk. But when his best friend is attacked by some unknown assailant, the sleepy little town and its inhabitants are shocked by the sudden and horrific bloodletting that seems to have one focus: Andy’s close-knit group of friends.

If you like any of my writing you should check out my joint account with InSilverShadows, here: http://www.fictionpress.com/~bananeshadows/

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North Shore High School by BananeShadows reviews
Ian is an outcast in the high school hierarchy. Consistently beaten and humiliated, he is on the verge of a mental breakdown, when a lifechanging event brings him a saving grace in the form of one of his greatest tormenters. [Slash, MM]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,727 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008
Ira and the Sirens by InSilverShadows reviews
When Ira washes up on shore half dead after a storm, rumors start to fly about the Sirens, mysterious creatures that fiercely rule the coastal oceans. When Ira gets curious about his rescue, the answer pulls him right in by his shirt. UPDATED 10-16
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,531 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007
Red River Ranch by Sasha Distan reviews
The life and meeting of Logan and Shyland, two boys with a little more in common that first appears, who learn to share their lives and each other.
Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,011 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Complete
The Desert Rain by the sacred night reviews
Our overly religious narrator is head over heels for Snow, a well known male stripper, but when Snow points out that he can be hired for other services, what's a good Christian to do?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,680 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2006
The Reliquary by InSilverShadows reviews
[Hiatus] Salem Abernathey had been driven insane by her death, but for a long time, he has seen things no one else can see, hiding in dark corners. Now, he is the only one who can face them, with the help of a blind and mysterious violinist.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,227 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 9/30/2005
A Slice of Happiness by Wolfix reviews
A dark outlook of high school life
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2006
Worship of the Sun by comedyandtragedy-xiii reviews
(WARNING: SLASH/YAOI SMUT) The first meeting of Apollo, Greek god of the Sun and Hyacinth, a Prince of Sparta
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,197 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/12/2006
Adam by prophetic squeegee reviews
Written after something happened to me that made me reflect. Basically, me talking about myself. Homophobes are cautioned to not read this.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/12/2005
Guide to Emo Mating Habits by thank you thoughtful reviews
come on, you know you wanna...
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2005
The Controversy of Homosexuality by Chicho reviews
Homosexuality in ancient Greece and Rome VS. the United States of today. (M/M CONTENT MENTIONED)
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005
Leaving Home by Midori Mizu reviews
The angel Gabriel is sent to Earth on a mission.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/13/2003
Der Kinderstoed by Gale reviews
Three Nazi soldiers sent to clear out a notorious house come to see that along with the fabled "Child Death," there are powerful things to be feared in the dark. First horror story. R/R plz
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,915 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/4/2003
Triumphal Reich by Nerokis reviews
An analytical short story that questions what the world could have become had Adolf Hitler won World War II. Triumphal Reich follows a night in the life of a Schutzstaffel man of an alternate 1980. R&R.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/2/2002
The Goddess Who Died by Gale reviews
Telling what wasn't told about the Myth of Hades and Persephone. Reviews are welcome.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2002
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Tire Tracks reviews
Watching the girl you like get hurt over and over by someone who pretends to be her friend just eats at you. Oneshot.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Complete
Film reviews
Film captures lots of things, from my best friend’s sixty-minute porn career, to the brutal murders that plagued our small town the summer before my senior year. :Possibly future m/m slash:
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,785 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008
Solitary reviews
I stumble down the road between rows of pristine suburban houses, wheezing, bloody hands clutched tightly around the knife that did it—the knife that committed the crime.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
Voyeuristic Cupid reviews
A vignette through the eyes of the Roman god Cupid as he visits the Romans baths; contains an amusing twist at the end.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Club Cynic reviews
A short vignette from the eyes of a cynical man attending a night club in the 1940s. Rated T for alcohol references. Just to be safe
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Complete
Forget Me Not reviews
I can hear the dog barking in the backyard, howling, knowing that it’s me, the ex-boyfriend. Knowing what I’m about to do, because it can smell the rage washing off me like a waterfall.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2006
Farewell reviews
A poem about losing someone close.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/3/2006