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Joined 03-13-05, id: 464427
Author has written 20 stories for School, Fantasy, Mythology, Life, General, Historical, Love, Humor, Humor, and Religion.

Name: Dirtbag... a.k.a Harper Strannik

Age: Almost 17, going on 6...(apparently)

I live in the same small town as Evil Alex, Spectra 16, Lupine_eyes and Riley Adams... and letsnot forget Caleb Ryan. Read their stuff or suffer.

If you happen to be interested in really bad photos and such, go to my deviant! http://harperstrannik.deviantart.com/

Let the Good Times Roll-

I started chapter number 3... or is it 4?

Hell Hath No Fury...

I'm thinking... well, I might not want to think too hard, I might hurt myself.

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Anne-

I started typing it... at the moment that's as far as its going to get.

Poetry-

Well... yeah. I've got a few.

Within A Mile of Home

Flogging Molly

Dust falls on the empty halls of my old school
Where the memories fade like the casualty, a forgotten fool
Now wide-eyed has become the blind of spoken rule
As equal only deep is now the word
The lesson's not the answer you once heard

"Don't turn your back on me, don't ever let me down"
She said, "I picked you up each time before you hit the ground
Your selfish face is now erased when someone mentions you
And the darkness that you left is overstepped aside
Will disappear in clouds, the sun arrives
Within a mile of home, within a mile of home"

Oh worry, oh my worry has it been that long?
The whistle keeps on blowing but the chills all gone
His empty frame cannot explain, there's nothing left inside
So sing to me a song from yesterday
When laughter filled the tears that we now make

"Don't turn your back on me, don't ever let me down"
She said, "I picked you up each time before you hit the ground
Your selfish face is now erased when someone mentions you
If only you had seen what I now see
And turned the corner where you would of been
Within a mile of home, within a mile of home"

So sing to me, sing me a song, a song from yesterday
And when the laughter turned these tears before the promises, then they'll slip away
Don't turn your back on me, dont't turn your back on me, don't ever let me down
Don't turn your back on me, dont't turn your back on me, don't ever let me down
We are within a mile, we are within a mile, within a mile of home

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His Eyes by pen-ink reviews
When Amy answers an ad to babysit a boy, little does she suspect that he's her age! Meet Tristan, a rich 18 year old who's recently gone blind…and he's not at all interested in being helped. Or so he thinks. [PUBLISHED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 2531 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Complete
The Contract by Bleeding Air reviews
REMOVED Katlyn, teased and made fun of all her life, meets a strange boy in a cafe. He offers her five wishes in return for herself, but as her wishes progress, they aren't what she expected. Now the boy owns her and worse yet; how will she get out of it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 9,225 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Complete
Dare To Trust by Jenecis reviews
If you asked Rachel about trust, she'd say it's difficult, being outcasted at home and school. If you asked Jay, he'd give you that sexy Gothic smirk and say it isn't worth it. So why did he have to walk out of her bathroom and change everything? CH 12 UP
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,313 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 11/22/2005
A Mother's Touch by kristy23 reviews
“I wish I could tell you never to fall in love, for that is where it all began to go wrong for me. God save me, but I never loved the King. I loved a boy named Henry Percy, and he was my world.” Letters to Elizabeth I from Anne Boleyn.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 1/22/2005
A Dark Obsession by Jaskey reviews
Anna Mitchell has always been obsessed. She has loved goths since the time she first met one. But her obsession has taken a new twist, in the form of a certain blue-haired goth boy. Just how far will she go to get his attention?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,393 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 1/1/2005
On the Pharaoh's Camel by cOOkiMoNsteR626 reviews
Ellianne has always been too spirited for the confines of Rome so she runs to Egypt, a land of civil unrest and a missing prince. There, she finds everything she's hoped for until she gets tangled up with a mysterious shepherd, who turns out to be...?
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,611 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 4/22/2005
Kiss of Death by LiNdSaY.AP reviews
Arielle was born as the next Death, taken to the Old Kingdom to live with people who accept her for who she is. But she is lonely, as her kiss delivers instant death. Complete
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 114,764 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/27/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Complete
Cold to the Touch by ThyLaSlain reviews
On Prophecies, Vampires and...heh. Love. Yeah yeah. summary sucks. but i pwomise it ain't this bad. Chap XI up!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,401 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 1/17/2005
Un Fiore Chiuso by Azure Volant reviews
Delphine, newly orphaned, is adrift in life; Jackson, hurt and angry, is drowning in it. Sometimes love blooms most beautifully in barren, cold soil. CHAPTER 7 UP
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,456 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/7/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005
Seeing Through Tears by Behind-these-eyes reviews
Anna develops a fear for romantic relationships due to her father’s constant abuse. So what happens when she unintentionally attracts the attention of a mysterious bad boy? *On Hold for editing.*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,103 - Reviews: 2296 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004
To Become a Suitable Heroine by pixy-dizzy reviews
Win the Heroine Contest and you can win the Prince's hand in marriage. Unfortunately for all those wannabe-heroines, the prince has other plans. So does our particular heroine. NOW COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,469 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
Where Angels Feared To Tread by captainspondiac reviews
Katherine Bradford finds herself tangled in the tumult of the Salem Witch Trials, falsely accused of witchcraft. In a race against time, she must prove her innocence in order to reunite with the man she loves.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,296 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2005 - Published: 7/4/2005
Ordinary Boy, Extraordinary Girl by Riley Adams reviews
A poem I wrote just now. Spur of the monent thing :) R&R
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/10/2005
The Spider's Web by Mistress of Matches reviews
Sydney, a girl with a history of family problems and an attitude to match, finds herself as the object of a dangerous boy’s obsession when she is held hostage in a virtual reality game. [ Chapter 18 up! ] R/R please!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,399 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 4/4/2003
4 Seasons: A Collection by Riley Adams reviews
A few 55 word stories we wrote for Language Arts. Constructive Criticism Appreciated. : )
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2005
The Legend's Angel by Niata Ros reviews
COMPLETE-MacJames is intrigued when a beautiful woman named Bryna saves Scotland's King. Can they overcome their fears and their pasts to find a love that could conquer all? Can the legend bring his angel home?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,394 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 2/16/2005
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3162 - Favs: 3,811 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
Sisters Divided by Individual-9086 reviews
This is the story of two girls, raised as sisters, but unequal in status. Bubbly blond Brix, who is lighthearted and social, and dark haired intelligent Nycaise. When men and status begin to come between them, can their friendship survive?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,519 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 3/24/2003
Four Sisters by Random Acts of Authorship reviews
The story of Faith, Grace, Hope and Charity. After their father dies and a cousin inherits their home, the need to make a good marriage to a wealthy man is paramount. But the girls have their own ideas about love. WIP INDEFINITELY ON HOLD
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,182 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/21/2004 - Published: 8/24/2002
The Courting of Aviahnna Rubenne by Blazing-moon reviews
*Okay, I lied...Epilogue up* The plots of Aviah and the many doomed suitors that attempt to court her. She outwits all but one of them, and he happens to be the worst of all. (She'll learn her lessons. ) R/R! *Not meant to be historically correct* :)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,887 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 7/20/2002
Why Not Me? by S.J.Maas reviews
A short story retelling of Hansel and Gretel through the eyes of the Witch.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,182 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2001
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Jerusalem! reviews
I wrote this after writing a similar sonnet for Literary writing, but I actually enjoyed writing this one. It's about a crusade none in particular from a Muslim king's point of view.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Complete
My Inner Nerd Is Breaking Free reviews
Villanelle complicated and humorous poem. Written once again for Lit class.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
Let the Good Times Roll reviews
Petra O’Bailey Ru is bent of surviving high school unscathed. However, a simple writing project manages to turn her life upside down and inside out.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006
Contradictory Contradictions reviews
Not the best, but once again it's for class.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
Something To Pass The Time reviews
A sestina that I wrote in a class. It's not the best and didn't follow all of the rules. If you have any questions about it just email me... It's a confusing poem to write and read.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
7 reviews
Lit class assignment... ug.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/8/2006
His Wives reviews
What I think Henry VIII's wives were thinking... This is a six-part poem, so bear with me
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 3/7/2006
It's A Damn Shame reviews
Yeah... I have problems... Meh.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/5/2006
Anne reviews
It is a well known fact that Henry VIII had six wives. All of them have stories, except for Anne of Cleves... It's her turn.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 2/14/2006
Confessions of a former Nerd reviews
Well... I started out trying to make this humerous but... angst conqures all! Read and Review
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2006
Hell Hath No Fury reviews
Hell hath no fury like this Goddess' wrath. Watch as she grows and finds out what a true love and hate relationship is all about.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 10/11/2005
Giles reviews
I was doing a speech about the Salem Witch Trials when I wrote this... R&R
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/30/2005
Leaving reviews
No idea where the idea came from for this poem. It might have been the work of a bad mood, the Wicked soundtrack and the SciFi Hercules movie... Please read and review!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/17/2005
Sang reviews
something I wrote in an attempt to write a new chapter...huh. R& R
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/7/2005
Dedalus and Icarus : Father and Son reviews
The famous greek tale of father in son...told in poetry. Please R&R
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/27/2005
Clio reviews
A poem that is featured in the prolouge of "Hell Hath No Fury" A prayer to the muse Clio, asking for her guidance.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/27/2005
Watch Me reviews
Greek Mythology. A poem of the Trojan war. Kudos to those who figures out who is speaking in this poem (go ahead and guess) Comments are highly appreicated, thank you!
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2005
Kallisti reviews
Another Greek Mythology poem, this time about the goddesses Hera, Athena and Aphrodite. Please R&R!
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/12/2005
Strife reviews
A Greek Mythology poem about Eris,the goddess of strife (hence the name of the poem) Please Read and Review!
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/12/2005
Look, But Don't Touch reviews
A poem I wrote a while ago, about the many people at our school who think them better than the average person. I submitted this to our Literary Magazine as well... Reviews highly appreciated!
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/12/2005