Dr. Frank Was Right
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 03-16-05, id: 464886, Profile Updated: 07-01-13
Author has written 19 stories for Love, Humor, Life, Haiku, Humor, Action, Biography, Spiritual, Friendship, and Family.

Hi my name is Ben and this is a collection of the stuff I've written.

You can also find me on:

Twitter

Tumblr

Blogger

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Lonely Slopes of Pendle by AndromedaSorrow reviews
Never forget the Witches of Pendle.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Complete
A Koi Tattoo by Ageswe reviews
This is a short story I wrote about the life of a Koi tattoo, and how it lives with the man it was born onto. I wrote it in the style of a children's story.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

STDi
The importance of safe sex
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Published: 1/7 - Complete
Broken Boy
A father has three children but wants none of them.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Published: 1/6 - Complete
We Care
I found a stash of my teenage poetry and it's all pretty dire. This one is very insightful and I was clearly angry and people not caring about me.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Complete
Redemption
I found a load of poems I wrote as a teenager. They're all pretty terrible. This was apparently my attempt to appear deep and reflective but I end up coming across as a bit of a ponce.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Complete
Big Head, Big Heart
I found a selection of poetry I wrote as a teenager. It's beyond terrible. This is a poem about a friend who had a big head. Teenage me was a bit of a douche.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Complete
The Angry Atheist reviews
Simon Nielson is the angriest atheist in town until he meets Saint Peter.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Complete
Reflections I: Waiting reviews
A lonely old man sits at the end of the street waiting.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Complete
The Summer Wars
Every summer the boys of the town of Durwood are drawn into an on going war for the throne of the child king.
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,298 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013
Future Testament: Book of Simon
The year is 2274. The Place is New Jerusalem. Jesus Christ is back and he's dangerous. He's a hard boiled private detective that's investigating the murder of his own father aided by Simon the Hyper-Intelligent Monkey.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Published: 1/21/2011
A Little Less Torchwood reviews
A belated follow up to Girl From The Sci Fi Con, I wrote this about 3 years ago for a musical about sci fi fans. It's pretty terrible but it sets a benchmark for future works. If you enjoy crude sci fi innuendo you might like this. This is a first draft.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2010
The Complete Adventures of Ben & Ryan
A series of short stories I wrote a long time ago, they aren't brilliant but hopefully I'll be able to reflect on these and see how my writing has improved since I wrote them
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,458 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
Girl From The SciFi Convention reviews
Can a geek find love? Maybe at the scifi convention...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Complete
Teddy reviews
A short poem about forbidden love (Contains strong language)
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/8/2006
Haiku For The Dumped reviews
For the broken hearted
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3/2005
All Out Of Angst reviews
Just a note to say everything is OK
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/3/2005
I’m Not Suicidal, Living Just Doesn’t Appeal To Me reviews
Just a brief summary of how I feel at the moment.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2005
A Fridge To Far reviews
Fat Bob's life is falling apart. Someone has stolen his fridge! Contains Explicit Stupidity! (Complete)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,858 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/31/2005 - Published: 3/24/2005
Punk As A Nice Bit Of Cheese reviews
How can an old school punk survive in a world of reality TV, factory produced plastic pop and where everyone is getting their 15 minutes of fame. Explicit language.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 3/23/2005
Limbless Lady reviews
Because Love Has No Boundaries...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2005
Staff of:
  1. sLaPsTicKS!
    Fiction Humor