Mad Frog Rasputin
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Joined 03-16-05, id: 464886, Profile Updated: 05-07-16
Author has written 23 stories for Love, Humor, Life, Haiku, Humor, Action, Biography, Spiritual, Friendship, and Family.

Hi my name is Ben and welcome to my profile!

Thank you for popping by and taking the time to read some of the stuff that I've written. I really do appreciate anyone reading anything I post and your feedback means the world to me.

I love writing and I love talking to other people about it so any fellow writers that are passionate about the written word and want someone to bounce ideas off then feel free to drop me a line. I'll always reply and I'm always happy to talk writing with anyone!

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The Ghost of You by Scoobydoo1021 reviews
Running from being the next in line to the family business, Allan Walker joins the war against the Germans to make something more of his life. What he wasn't expecting was that it would become something more than he ever imagined.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7 - Complete
The Lonely Slopes of Pendle by AndromedaSorrow reviews
Never forget the Witches of Pendle.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Complete
A Koi Tattoo by Ageswe reviews
This is a short story I wrote about the life of a Koi tattoo, and how it lives with the man it was born onto. I wrote it in the style of a children's story.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Complete
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My Girlfriend's Dead
Steve accidentally tells a friend that his girlfriend has died and has to try and stop the lie spreading too far before it's too late.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Published: 5/10
Where No Man Has Gone Before
This is a piece I wrote for a creative writing course I was doing. We were given a situation and a couple of facts about a character and I came up with this short story about a Star Trek fan falling in love with a real life alien.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Published: 5/7 - Complete
Portrait of an Alien Invasion by Nigel, aged 51
Aliens have arrived on Earth and they are after only one thing.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Published: 4/22/2015 - Complete
This is our Morecambe
A tribute to my home town.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Complete
STDi reviews
The importance of safe sex
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Complete
Broken Boy
A father has three children but wants none of them.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Complete
We Care
I found a stash of my teenage poetry and it's all pretty dire. This one is very insightful and I was clearly angry and people not caring about me.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Complete
Redemption
I found a load of poems I wrote as a teenager. They're all pretty terrible. This was apparently my attempt to appear deep and reflective but I end up coming across as a bit of a ponce.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Complete
Big Head, Big Heart
I found a selection of poetry I wrote as a teenager. It's beyond terrible. This is a poem about a friend who had a big head. Teenage me was a bit of a douche.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Complete
The Angry Atheist reviews
Simon Nielson is the angriest atheist in town until he meets Saint Peter.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Complete
Reflections I: Waiting reviews
A lonely old man sits at the end of the street waiting.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Complete
The Summer Wars
Every summer the boys of the town of Durwood are drawn into an on going war for the throne of the child king.
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,298 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013
Future Testament: Book of Simon
The year is 2274. The Place is New Jerusalem. Jesus Christ is back and he's dangerous. He's a hard boiled private detective that's investigating the murder of his own father aided by Simon the Hyper-Intelligent Monkey.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Published: 1/21/2011
A Little Less Torchwood reviews
A belated follow up to Girl From The Sci Fi Con, I wrote this about 3 years ago for a musical about sci fi fans. It's pretty terrible but it sets a benchmark for future works. If you enjoy crude sci fi innuendo you might like this. This is a first draft.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2010
The Complete Adventures of Ben & Ryan
A series of short stories I wrote a long time ago, they aren't brilliant but hopefully I'll be able to reflect on these and see how my writing has improved since I wrote them
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,458 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
Girl From The SciFi Convention reviews
Can a geek find love? Maybe at the scifi convention...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Complete
Teddy reviews
A short poem about forbidden love (Contains strong language)
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/8/2006
Haiku For The Dumped reviews
For the broken hearted
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3/2005
All Out Of Angst reviews
Just a note to say everything is OK
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/3/2005
I’m Not Suicidal, Living Just Doesn’t Appeal To Me reviews
Just a brief summary of how I feel at the moment.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2005
A Fridge To Far reviews
Fat Bob's life is falling apart. Someone has stolen his fridge! Contains Explicit Stupidity! (Complete)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,858 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/31/2005 - Published: 3/24/2005
Punk As A Nice Bit Of Cheese reviews
How can an old school punk survive in a world of reality TV, factory produced plastic pop and where everyone is getting their 15 minutes of fame. Explicit language.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 3/23/2005
Limbless Lady reviews
Because Love Has No Boundaries...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2005