Eithne
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Joined 03-16-05, id: 465022
Author has written 5 stories for Life, and Friendship.

Hi! My name is Eithne, and I'm here...What more do you need to know...

I'm currently working on a story...I write poems in classes that I don't want to pay attention in...all my poems are pretty much crap...my story wont be any better...

I'm not a writer, I'm a photographer and as soon as I get around to it I'll put my photos on istockphoto.com, shutterfly.com, DeviantArt.com, and any other place I want...

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I'm a Feminist...a big one... and I'm a yaoi fangirl (fear me!!) and I have ADD (if you say it doesn't exsist I'll...ummm...I'll...EXPLODE!!!) and I am an animal lover... And I love Quotes, because quotes are something people say with out thinking that will allways have a meaning, and I like making them... You'll see some now!!!


QUOTES!!!!!:

"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."
Charlotte Whitton.

"Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?"
Sigmund Freud (if he souldn't do it what chance do normal guys have?)

"No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing."
Seymour Hicks

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'"
Francois Morency

"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest."
Roseanne Barr. (I love her!!)

"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."
Gloria Steinem

"If you never want to see a man again say, 'I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children'. They leave skid marks."
Rita Rudner

Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. ~Author Unknown The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy. ~Ellery Queen

Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage. ~Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly

Women really do rule the world. They just haven't figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble. ~"Doctor" Leon of drleons.com

I have an idea that the phrase "weaker sex" was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm. ~Ogden Nash

God did it on purpose so that we may love you men instead of laughing at you. ~Mrs. Patrick Campbell, in reply to a male acquaintance who asked why women seem to have no sense of humor

After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of that one. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. ~Mel Gibson, about what women want

Woman didn't get the short end of every stick. At least God gave us handheld massaging shower heads. ~Rhann Morgan

I hate women because they always know where things are. ~Voltaire

There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect.
Roseanne Barr

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.
Roseanne Barr

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.
Roseanne Barr

"Inside every older lady is a younger lady wondering what the hell happened."-Cora Harvey Armstrong-

"Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.

"I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows."-Janette Barber

"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint."-Erma Bombeck-

"Old age ain't no place for sissies."-Bette Davis-

"Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows."-

"I try to take one day at a time but sometimes several days attack me at once."-

"When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!"

"I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

"A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."-

"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman."-

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career."-

"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house."-


Quotes by me and my friends

We are Cursed...With the Red pants...AND I am craving peppermint icecream...-ME

I'm not sexist, I'm just taking my turn-me (some one asked why I was man-bashing)


TV Quotes
ok you guys need to act like humans" belch scratch ass "k whats next - timmy and Cosmo

"Oh man, Quatre loves to blame himself for everything if you let him. Sooner or later he'll say there's no air in space because he didn't work on it hard enough." -Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz

"Tell me, what's it like living in a perpetual haze of stupidity?" -Hiei speaking to Kuwabara (YYH)

"What IS that ridiculous appendage growing out of your head all about?" -Hiei to Yuusuke when Puu is sitting on Yuusuke's head (YYH) “I don’t wanna talk about it.” Yuusuke’s retort.

"Kurama’s rose whip must be ten feet long. Where does he stash it? All the ways I can think of sound kind of painful . . ." -

"Ah, the old 'exploding-bear-trap-in-the-ass' trick

"I'm sorry, but it wouldn't work! You're a man; I'm a woman. We're just too different!"

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Charms and Curses by Drazuki reviews
(slash) Dawn tried a love spell he saw in a movie,he never thought that Practical Magic actually worked. Until a hot male witch and his calico cat moved next door. Now there is a tangle of evil, paint, kisses, and of course, magic.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 170,015 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 10/8/2005
Gone With A BANG by Drazuki reviews
(slash) Sci-fantasy military boys. Capt. Harlequinn Orion falls head over heels for MT Bastien Autumn. But can he still love the cold, stoic MT after he learns his life-altering secret?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,351 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 4/13/2006
Not Always What They Seem by Drazuki reviews
(slash, m/m, shounen ai, yaoi, etc.) A handsome man who can change into a butterfly is trapped in a desert kingdom with a fiery red-headed prince, that is until the prince accompanies him back home...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,181 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/25/2006 - Published: 12/29/2004
Six Pack Summer by Drazuki reviews
(SLASH, m/m, shounen ai) A NASCAR driver and a bull rider try to forget their love problems in Miami. But will what happened in Miami, stay in Miami?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,491 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/22/2006 - Published: 5/8/2005
The Biggest Waste of Time by Drazuki reviews
What a lonely person thinks of Valentines Day.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Complete
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Secret
why do you think you never ask a woman what her secrets are? the truth is you really don't want to know what their hiding...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Complete
The Truth
Rated for safety...its a dark piece that I found about 7 months after I wrote it... I don't remember what triggered it...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Published: 8/21/2006
My World reviews
A school assignment about my friends
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/11/2006
Darkness reviews
Rated T for safety. A poem about electroshock therepy in the 1960's. they used it to treat Depression...Stupid doctors...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/11/2006
Just Because reviews
This is an arc of poems aimed against sterotypes in a very predictable format. The First installment: Just Because I'm Female.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2005
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