Mr. S.P. Holmstadt
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Joined 03-18-05, id: 465277
Author has written 14 stories for Play, General, and Humor.

Coming up: State Wars Episode 4: A new candidate, The Chocolate Massacre, The Ten Wanderers

loyal readers, you may use my stuff for reports (Jazzy). Long live Cheez-its.

Special thanks: R. T. Michaels, Freddy the Chicken, Murath, and Eragon.

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English Paper by q is for quirks reviews
Multiple genres. You know you have interesting friends when there is global destruction and you aren't one bit surprised. Doodleheimer
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 87,328 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/17/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Complete
Life is a Funny Little Thing by Rosie Cotton of the Shire reviews
A itsy bitsy monologue about the idea of life. Meta-physical speculation pretty much-but in a monologue.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30/2005
Reapers by Anamania reviews
Hazel is alone in a frightening new world where not everyone survives...
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,881 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 5/28/2005
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State Wars reviews
a parody making fun of star wars, republicans, democrats, and judge judy
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,946 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 5/31/2005
My Code reviews
A code behind some meaningful words
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12/4/2005 - Published: 11/17/2005
The Celestial Battle reviews
My Revelation of the end
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/4/2005
The Chocolate Massacre reviews
This is a seven part poem depicting a alternate universe where everyone is a candy bar. This is like the Scar face meets the Godfather in a chocolate factory.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 10/7/2005
The Life of Freddy the Chicken reviews
He who clucks like satan himself
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/9/2005
My Life reviews
my life, from the beginning
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2005
Lord of the Moon reviews
he's the lord of the moon, hoping that day will be here soon
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/9/2005
The Horrible News Show 3 reviews
The Randomness continues with the final installment of my...play...yes, play. Death, Suspense, and Nudity. All of which do not show up here. be warned, somethings may be a little...offensive. apologies are insued
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7/21/2005 - Published: 6/14/2005
The Horrible News Show 2 reviews
SEASON TWO. it's like season one, only with more randomness and violence
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 5/31/2005
The Circle of Life reviews
not the song, just something else...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/30/2005
The Great Beyond
what happens when were gone...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Published: 5/30/2005
The Horrible News Show reviews
Just about a horrible news show. be warned, it is random
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,462 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/27/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005
The Kingdom of Nothing
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Published: 5/27/2005
The Poem of Kings reviews
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Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/25/2005