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The author is a deep-sea porpous, hailing from the coastal waterways near the Isle of Charles P. Finley. An avid, and sometimes aggressive, swimmer, this deep sea-porpous is known around the island for his strange, bear-like hibernation throughout the winter months, becoming only marginally active in the summer. Also, he is the only deep-sea porpous to have a typing speed of over 100 words/min. (though Barnacly Charlie was up to 98 words/min., back in '79, there were allegations that his world record was propelled by some very effective fin-roids, allowing him to type exceedingly fast and, some have argued, give him the ability to actually breathe air and move about on land). This author also keeps a myriad of pets at his disposal to amuse his need for entertainment, including one dog and cat (both of which live at a separate residence, outside of the coastal waterways that this porpous calls home, where the porpous has a custody-agreement with the property's owners).
This particlar purpous is twenty and of the testicular-wielding variety (also, not opposed to capes).
Oh. Look. I have access to the Internet again.
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