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Joined 03-20-05, id: 465771, Profile Updated: 10-20-10
Author has written 25 stories for General, Love, Humor, and Life.

The author is a deep-sea porpous, hailing from the coastal waterways near the Isle of Charles P. Finley. An avid, and sometimes aggressive, swimmer, this deep sea-porpous is known around the island for his strange, bear-like hibernation throughout the winter months, becoming only marginally active in the summer. Also, he is the only deep-sea porpous to have a typing speed of over 100 words/min. (though Barnacly Charlie was up to 98 words/min., back in '79, there were allegations that his world record was propelled by some very effective fin-roids, allowing him to type exceedingly fast and, some have argued, give him the ability to actually breathe air and move about on land). This author also keeps a myriad of pets at his disposal to amuse his need for entertainment, including one dog and cat (both of which live at a separate residence, outside of the coastal waterways that this porpous calls home, where the porpous has a custody-agreement with the property's owners).

This particlar purpous is twenty and of the testicular-wielding variety (also, not opposed to capes).


Oh. Look. I have access to the Internet again.

Unexpectedly fortuitous event uses confusion

It's super-effective!

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Fish by VisualKeiXx reviews
They say there are plenty fish in the sea, but I still think you're a pretty good catch. I reckon I would like nothing more than to swim in your school.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Complete
in love, in poetry by this is britt reviews
my rape of Eliot. and a few others...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
Trains by Alexander D.C reviews
There was a time when steampunk kids rode trains across the country, possibly pursued by cowboys. It was a better time, a more romantic time. Too bad it never existed.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Complete
A Breaking Wave by Peachesandcream15 reviews
This is tangible
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Complete
Lemons, on a windowsill overlooking St Petersburg by Faithless Juliet reviews
Darling, I might whisper; the revolution looks lovely in this hollow light.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Complete
An Apology for My Poem On Twilight by East-0f-Eden reviews
What other choice do I have? Two PMs threatened me with my life if I didn't say I'm sorry.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/23/2009
Who asked you too? by Optimum reviews
Poem.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete
Star Crossed by Carys Miles reviews
Dealing with idealized love...lighthouses, waves, and concrete :
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2008
Cold Coffee by SayIt'sWrong reviews
250th piece! One of my few poems not from personal experience. It's basically about a woman who longs for her lover to stay the whole night through. Very short but I like it the way it is. Reviews and comments are appreciated! Xx
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
last week's apocalypse by scribblemuse reviews
What happens when the world ends? Please R&R
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2008
opposites attract by we must reinvent love reviews
from a poetry project.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
SugarySweet by Tutube reviews
yes, it is as the title suggests. I put "sug'ry" because it flows better when the word "sugary" is pronounced with two vs. three sylables. Either way. D&ToC: 7-12-07 12:22
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Regret by JoelleHaskell reviews
We are different people by the things that we have seen, and every inutterably dark place that we have ever been, in a world that won't change its ways but will make us trade ours for its.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Complete
Sunbeams Mistaken by JoelleHaskell reviews
For only the fact that a mole on your back was put there by a so obviously malevolent sun.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Apples, and a Question by Shadows in the Fire reviews
I fed the slices to you by the dark of the moon...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
A Dusty God Listens by Mr. Samuel reviews
A poem I wrote up for a class. I'm pretty proud of it. Hope you enjoy
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Water's Edge by Poet by the Water's Edge reviews
Pause by the water's edge, and listen. My take on January's challenge, on my forums. I try to do my own challenges.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Autumn in New Hampshire by JoelleHaskell reviews
A poem about, well, autumn in New Hampshire.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
lifesize dollhouse by water lily nymph reviews
summer sandals swinging sideways with our smiles. what will become of that place...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete
A Simple Song by shelina reviews
..that brings us back to childhood days and childhood crushes. I suck at summaries, but please r&r :]
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2006
Murder by Aenlic reviews
What would you do if I killed someone?" But that someone is...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Complete
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If You Love Me Still reviews
Because we both still hurt from it. :
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2010
Visits to Machu Picchu reviews
Writing is so much more difficult than I remember.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Complete
The Chicken Coup
Some countries just are just more efficient in their governing practices.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Published: 4/26/2010
God, The Poet reviews
Early 1st draft. I don't normally do stream of consciousness writings, so it's a very rough, early sketch I'd like to share. :
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/24/2010
Articulation As Destiny Unfolds reviews
Third draft. Suicide is a rare kindness for the self.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/24/2010
What the Sailor Said On Leaving reviews
On departing Beirut. Sorry about the amount of poems tonight. I know your inbox is getting mildly spammed, but it's a good night for me.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Complete
The Tallahassee Way
Zombieland was a good movie.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Complete
Ithaca reviews
Simply put, it's one of my better pieces I've written lately.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2010
The River
A preface for loving you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Published: 4/20/2010
From the foaming jaws of a cosmos near and far
An untitled, uncompleted poem of only a couple lines.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Published: 4/14/2010
Where to Bury the Dead Bitch reviews
Written for that specific ... female dog, in your life. To the person who will probably read this and think it's about them, I promise you, it's not. It was just something cruel and mildly humourous that I jotted down tonight.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Complete
A Thousand Times reviews
The poem can almost fit into the description. Very strange. Another old poem. I haven't it in me to write, so I'm just searching for the bits and pieces I have lying around.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/12/2010
Bone reviews
Old poem
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/12/2010
This is Not Poetry
This is not poetry
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Published: 4/8/2010
Thoughts on a Doodad Given By a Dear Friend
THIS. IS. DESCRIPTION!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Published: 4/8/2010
A Complete Recollection of Solitude
To Impetuous C. S.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,279 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010
The man lives by being what he is reviews
Short untitled work. I'm finding a lot of these little snippets of poetry as I root through my rough work.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/25/2010
From the Mane reviews
An untitled, experimental work dealing with extensive repetition.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/23/2010
For All the Bad Poetry in the World reviews
An ode?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/23/2010
If You Come By Fire reviews
A villanelle.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/20/2010
Attitude From a Desk
An old poem I remembered the other day.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Complete
We Were in the Basement reviews
Sam's poem
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Complete
I Was Born a Lakota reviews
Finished to an extent I'm satisfied enough with to show others.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/21/2009
This Room is a Bedroom reviews
Hotel room.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2009
Garbage Strike reviews
Writing again.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/19/2009
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