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Joined 03-22-05, id: 466046, Profile Updated: 06-28-11
Author has written 24 stories for General, Romance, Humor, Life, Love, General, and Young Adult.

Who is DancingChaChaFruit?

Is she a humorous gal? (Because she'd have to be to come up with such an amusing penname as DancingChaChaFruit.)

Is she a creative gal? (Because she'd have to be to come up with such an original penname as DancingChaChaFruit.)

Is she a rather strange gal? (Because she'd have to be to come up with such an odd penname as DancingChaChaFruit.)

Come one, come all, and witness the short synopsis of the person of DancingChaChaFruit.

Name: You can call me Dances with Fruit. (Except my real name is Sarah.)

Age: Twenty. I feel so old.

Gender: If you can't figure this out on your own, please seek help.

Hobbies: Writing (duh!), reading, hanging with my friends, talking fast, laughing, smiling, rocking out to music, people-watching, acting like a little kid, debating, ranting, daydreaming, eating, sleeping . . .

I Am: crazy/insane, hyper, a band geek, an engiNERD, sarcastic, clumsy, over-analytical, quiet, able to go off in random tangents, an expertise BSer, oxymoronic, lazy, a wimp, and in love :) . . .

A Few of My Favorite Things: hugs, my boyfriend :), chocolate, Cornell marching band my dog, dogs in general, friends, chapstick, socks, jeans, weekends, sarcasm, music, guitars, semicolons, good grammar (it's sexy), the smell of new books (I know it's odd), the smell of cold air, Christmas season, bundling up when it's cold, fall, fun, comfy clothes, lazy summer days, snow, humor, Disney movies, cancellations of school, reviews . . .

A Few of My Least Favorite Things: school, stress, Ithaca weather, hypocrites, posers, attention-seekers, complainers, stubborn people, grudges, judgmental people, myself sometimes, arrogance, early mornings, morning people, quitting, bragging, diztiness/stupidity, posers, liars, sweltering heat, annoyance, insensitivity, animosity, antagonism, misunderstandings, cruelty, ignorance, people without a sense of humor, flamers . . .


6.28.11 -- Is it true? Am I updating something on my profile after ~2 years of never saying anything? Not to get anyone's hopes up (though I doubt there's anyone left whose hopes I might uplift), I've been writing again. I'm not sure what to think of it, and I'm deathly afraid of jinxing it, but there are two stories that have captured my interest, and one in particular that I could actually see becoming something ((knocks on wood)). It's the first time in a long time I've fallen in any writing "mood" of any kind, and it's wonderful.

8.5.09 -- Hello, loyal fans! (If you're still reading my updates by now, you must be a loyal fan. How many of you have forgotten my existence anyway?) In going with the general theme of my last two updates, you can check out my homepage for more information on my absence and general inability to write. It's a link to my LiveJournal and the entry from June 21st titled "Dry Spell? Writer's Block? It sucks." sort of details my opinion of why I haven't written much lately (as of right now, 12:21 am EST on August 5th, it's the first entry on there). If you're still here, thanks for sticking around and having faith! A few people have told me they've experienced similar dry spells and that they've eventually disappeared so hopefully that'll happen with me too! :)

3.20.09 -- I just wanted to add something to the below paragraph (which still holds true. I actually wanted to write this week because I'm off school for Spring Break, but I was unable to. There's just nothing coming out of my brain). But what I really wanted to add was that I'm ALSO sorry that I haven't been responding to reviews and PMs. I always get them and smile, you know, but then I say "Oh, I'm so busy right now, I'll just reply to it later" (the busy part is true, by the way. College keeps me constantly working or doing something). And then I forget about it. So it's not that I suddenly hate everyone or don't appreciate your reviews (I do! Promise!), I just get busy and forget. Sorry, everyone. :(

12.11.08 -- Hey, all. I know I haven't posted anything in a long time, and I'm really sorry! After I finished At the End of the Day, I sort of lost all interest in writing. My muse left me, you could say. I just seem to have lost all inspiration, and even when I try to write, I can't seem to make anything more than two sentences or so come out of my brain. I have a theory for this, but who knows if it's right or not. Not to mention that even if I felt the urge to write, college makes sure that I have zero free time, anyway. I know I talked about it some in the last chapter of AED, but I just wanted to let you all know I'm still alive. I'm actually pretty depressed that I can't write anymore--it used to be such a huge part of my life and now I can't even write a paragraph before my brain dies. Talk about writer's block. sigh

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Six Weeks With Satan by woodstock1969 reviews
It should have been the best summer ever: a six week tour with my choir through six major cities in Europe. Sounds amazing, right? I thought so too, until I remembered who was going with me: Kurt Matthews, my obnoxious, infuriating nemesis. Oh joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 130,794 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
Living Next Door by Jenecis reviews
He’s HOT, RICH and super SEXY. Josh Mitchells is the epitome of perfection. Girls worship him and guys envy his popularity. The only problem: he’s my next door neighbor. CHAPTER 9 UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,500 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/8/2005
Confessions of a Former Chew Toy by woodstock1969 reviews
When I found out that Tully, my estranged childhood best friend, was rooming with my ex, the overly opinionated, rich tool, I knew that things were bound to get weird. I can't stand awkward situations, and my freshman year of college just became one. Joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,087 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Well, The Thing Is, I'm A Guy by Being in Room 101 reviews
When Alyssa found out about the female exchange student coming to stay, she couldn't exactly say that she was thrilled. However, after just one day, she realises that there's something odd about the student...that she is actually a he.... EDITTING
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,061 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 1/30/2007
They Call it a Cliché by angels and effects reviews
REMOVED. So he's my twin brother's best friend. The supposedly hot one who gets the girls while I hang out with the loud mouthed, all round idolized jocks of the school. Then he kisses me one night... wait, WHAT?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 4208 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete
Cinderella Never Saw This One Coming by Sally Can Wait reviews
[COMPLETE] Let me tell you, if Cinderella had tried on MY shoes for a day, she would have gotten her magic pumpkin kicked from once upon a time to happily ever after. But if the shoe fits...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,799 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7164 - Favs: 5,809 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Disney Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Love by White Rabbit Tale reviews
Being a damsel in distress isn't nearly as glamorous as it seems...I should know, since my life is the equivalent of a really bad Disney movie. Except I don't have a Genie or a singing lobster to help me win my heart's desire, whatever that is.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 155,466 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
The Eleventh Annual Hide Or Die Summer Challenge by Le Meg reviews
The EAHoDSC is a long-standing tradition for Adelaide and her friends. But what happens when one of her other traditions - the delicious Charlie Harris - joins the fray? You know, besides the traditional inordinate amounts of sexual tension?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,394 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
The Scepter of Light by Jennifer Leigh reviews
The Emperor lies on his deathbed, leaving his Empire in peril of being overrun by demons. Can the world find salvation in the form of a surly half demon and a former slave girl?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,476 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
The Dare by angels and airwaves reviews
So yeah, I was dared to, you know, freak the cute stranger out, run my fingers all over his chest and whatnot [I drew the line at licking his face]. I never thought I'd see him again, and I never expected that he had a dare to fulfill as well...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Atomic Bombs by Weeping Duck reviews
The Chapman brothers were as different as day and night. But nothing creates similarities like disaster does, and the atomic bombs that were the new neighbors could definitely be called disaster. It's every man for himself when love and schemes collide.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,823 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 6/18/2006
Suave and Klutz by Weeping Duck reviews
He was funny, sweet, good looking, and charming. I was cynical and mean. We shared sarcasm, inside jokes, and indisputable chemistry. It really was too bad that we also shared a stubborn pride. [One shot]
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Complete
Kiss Me, Kate by Mad for Figs reviews
[COMPLETE] He was my ex boyfriend's current girlfriend's ex boyfriend. Apparently that's the biggest reason why we should never be associated with one another. But too bad neither of us cared about the morals of society.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,549 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
Right Round by Green Permanent Marker reviews
Moira is stuck in study hall and just can't get a song out of her head. Someone decides to help her before she goes completely insane. oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
Just for Glory by Imaginary Parachute reviews
COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE Amazing what occurs when witty bad boy Donovan makes a bet to seduce sarcastic good girl Piper. Follow the story of their intertwined existence through high school as lessons are learned and relationships forged. EDIT IN PROCESS
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,044 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Complete
Tangible Attraction by Firespirit44 reviews
Love. Predictable. HA. Tell that to Dylan Hunt, Valerie Greene and Kirsten Andrews of Leondale High, at which love is indistinguishable from infatuation, and devotion mistaken for possessiveness. Never take anything for granted when you read this story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,689 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006
He and Me by ALY55A reviews
[COMPLETE] He is the popular, hot guy. He is also my brother's best friend and the bane of my existence. And me? Well I'm just the girl that hates him. Now add in a project, my best friend, another guy, and some corn...when did my life become a cliche?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,975 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Complete
I'd Like It More If You Didn't by Sally Can Wait reviews
COMPLETE Pessimism is just an ugly word for pattern recognition.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,946 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
Peaches and Postcards by Rock on an Ocean Shore reviews
[COMPLETE] He's a transfer student and she falls head over heels. Indifferent and taunting on the exterior, and she learns to see past it. But when the complications start, will she give him a chance?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,740 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Complete
Elevators by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[COMPLETE] Four years after they graduated, and she’d moved on. –Ish. So now...what happens when a girl meets her high school crush again when they're stuck in an elevator?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,730 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Complete
Petals by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE In nineteenth century London, it isn't considered proper for a young lady to send flowers to a healthy young bachelor. But when Adrian Morey receives a bouquet with a challenge, he can't help but be intrigued.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,743 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
AUDITIONS by stuckwiththegrouch reviews
This is my vision of the audition from hell. It's pretty funny.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2005
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Falling Away reviews
Katie and Jessica have been friends forever. But then the party happened. -I wrote this in the spring of 2010 for a creative writing class- One shot.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Complete
Poems from Creative Writing Class reviews
Four of the poems I had to write for my creative writing class in winter/spring of 2010. Three were edited for my final project.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Complete
Falling in Love reviews
I spent twenty-four years falling in love with all the wrong people until I finally found you. Let's be together forever. -Short brain fart oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
Rejection reviews
A series of oneshots exploring the different types of romantic rejections and the pain and grief with which they occur.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,335 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 11/4/2006
At the End of the Day reviews
COMPLETE! His name was Patrick Fitzpatrick, but he pulverized anyone who dared to call him that. He was an enigma, a mystery. Nobody knew anything completely true about him other than that he hated his name. But hey, I’d always liked solving mysteries.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,870 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
The Encounter reviews
“He keeps talking to you, and you flash him your irresistible smile. Your eyes are on his face. His eyes are on yours.” A guy hits on you. What about your friends? Very short oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Why Not to Date a Greek God reviews
It's funny how the smallest things turn your life around. But nothing—especially people—is ever what you expect. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,098 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Does This Make You Uncomfortable? reviews
She stuck her hand in the back pocket of his jeans. "Does this make you uncomfortable?" He smiled and slid his own hand into the back pocket of the shorts she was wearing. "You'll have to try harder than that." It's funny what games become. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Graduation Day reviews
“We start to walk slowly, basking in the glory. We have the entire future ahead of us. No one can stop us now.” A short piece of prose about graduating from high school, based on something a friend said.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Smooth Move reviews
.FIN. I was starting to think he was my bad luck charm. After all, it was no coincidence that I embarrassed myself every time I saw him. Just throw in bookstores, sisters, best friends, blind dates, and dentists, and you’ve got my newly complicated life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 123,225 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Of Dance Clubs and Double Chocolate Chip Cookies reviews
It all started with a cookie. Well, sort of. But all I knew was that it ended with my dancing with a cute guy... who bit me. Um. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Oops reviews
Alex knew the second that she set her foot inside his dorm that she would cause trouble. He should simply have gotten out of it while he still could. But he didn't. God, he felt like such an idiot. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,633 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
Fateful Friday reviews
Complete. It's not that I was a bad person. Actually, I was quite a good person. I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Not my fault. And then he walked in. Oh, sweet irony.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,752 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
Rainstorm reviews
It was the perfect cliché... or so she thought. But sometimes things just don't turn out the way you expect them to. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Complete
What Matters reviews
If, on the morning of June 6, you had told me that my life would change that same day, I wouldn't have believed you. Because honestly, I found no chances for my life to change. It's funny what a letter and a boy from the past can do. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Complete
Recover reviews
Complete. Boys don't like me, and that's a fact. So there's pretty much no point in me even trying. But then he has to come along, and suddenly, I'm not so sure anymore.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,660 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Complete
A New Year: Green Skin and Unstoppable Laughter reviews
A cute little thing I wrote for College Prep last semester. I was supposed to pretend I was writing an article for the front page of a newspaper on January 1st, 2025. The title pretty much explains it all.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Complete
The Glassy Cape reviews
Not what the title implies. It's hard to summarize. The meaning is very vague and ambiguous. It can be interpreted lots of different ways. Props to anyone who isn't completely and utterly lost.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2006 - Complete
Fake Medieval Town reviews
Meet Annie, Katherine, Carrie and Sammy. The four are suddenly whisked away to Fake Medieval Town, where they encounter obstacles as sinister as Black Robes and conspiracies to diversions as random as ice cream moutains and... well... Random Noble himself
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 1/31/2006
Unrequited reviews
A poem about unrequited love.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Complete
shattered reviews
what happens when you hide your feelings from the world
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Complete
Ghost reviews
For her life she's left to yearn.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Complete
Seconds Later reviews
Because it's every girl's dream. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Complete
Street reviews
She wasn't always like this. Her life wasn't always on the streets. Memories flashed through mind, proving that to her. And yet, she never thought that the past would catch up with her. -Oneshot- Warning: I wrote this 3 years ago and it's not very good.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Complete
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