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Joined 03-23-05, id: 466158, Profile Updated: 09-25-09
Author has written 3 stories for Humor, and Action.

September 25th, 2009

Happy bday to me 2 days ago, finally 20! gah- me old.

Im on stupid dial up currently, so no new updates for a while, but will be periodically reading! And THANKS to everyone whos supported my new(ish) fairyland story, i promise ill give yall something else scandalously to laugh at soooooon enough!


July 3th, 2009

Taking a summer course, Writer's Craft (aka creative writing) So im going to have a bunch of new content to post, yaaay!

Just posted the first article of FAIRYLAND ENQUISITOR, my version of the National Enquirer for fairytale characters :) So far...

Prince Charming is Bisexual, Snow White is pregnant with The Big Bad Wolf's Child (while she was visiting him in PRISON no less), and Rapunzel has cancer

stay tuned for more scandalous scandals!

May 17, 2009

I'm Back. And stuff.

Joined the site Ages ago and kinda fell off the radar, and I have been saddened to see that most of the people I met before have as well. Thought I would get back into writing again, and reading as well! Ill add more to this periodically, but right now im working on my Assassin/Writer story. Im planning on writing another chapter to the If countries were people series, so any ideas/requests are very welcome!

Thanks to everyone that reviews, I love each and every one.

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The Mall by Major Major Major Major reviews
Tales of really angry people working in a mall with really terrible customers. Hookers included.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009
Gpshaw's How to Survive a Horror Movie by gpshaw reviews
A handy guide to being one of the few people who get to the end of a horror movie. A shameless attempt to exploit people in mortal fanger for profit.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,933 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 2/2/2005
Take Me From This Pain, Brian's story by Esquirella reviews
Completed. MM Slash. BE WARNED! Abuse, mentions rape. Matt is a bully and Brian is his target. But one day Matt finds out something that changes their relationship forever. Can he save Brian from his pain, or is he already lost? Chap 40: Daddy dearest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 81,794 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/10/2005 - Published: 3/11/2004 - Complete
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Fairytale World's Tabloid Magazine!Is Snow White really pregnant with the BigBad Wolf's Child?Is Prince Charming bisexual?Find out the secret of The Love Octagon that involves most of Fairyland's celebs!NEW:GANG WARS!Who is in the white supremacist gang?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009
The Deadliest Team of Writers in the World reviews
We are a team of the Deadliest Writers in the world. But what happens when one of the Writers is betrayed? A story of bloody revenge, Writer's style. Kill Bill Style, but not a fanfic. Newest Chapter: Destruction of Downtown Toronto!
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,499 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009
If Countries Were People Series reviews
A series of short stories, where all the countries in the world are people on a playground-USA is a big bully and Canada isnt his Bitch-War on Iraq and WW1 so far
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006