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Hello peoplez! I'm Birley as anything with two brain cells to rub together can tell from my pen name. I'm from Sydney, Australia and I don't think I have an Australian accent. Well, I think I don't anyway. I'm 13 and I'm hopeless at updating, I don't think I've updated for three months or something.

Okay, let me tell you all about me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, well...

My Love Affair with Strepsils...

Yes, however sad it may seem, I am addicted to Strepsils, but only the Honey and Lemon kind. You know the yellow ones? I was working really hard in knocking over the addiction, but then my friend had to go and force me to do my assignment... And I was that close, too... Yep, I'm way off topic. Well, anyhow, I'm sort of off them now, cause Mum won't buy any more cause no one has a sore throat... But I've found some thing else to be addicted to now...


Yes, I'm still sad. You know, the seaweed paper stuff when you want to make sushi? The green stuff on the outside? If you were thinking I ate seaweed straight from the sea, you have less than a brain cell. But then, that's better than me. I have a half.

Now, what else to bore you about?

The Fish...

Oh yes, to all of you who care (a.k.a. no one) my brother's fish died!!! Mwuhahahahahaha!!! I could never do the evil cackle anyway. Well, the whole point is, when my brother bought two fish, he named one Dart (see the originality) and I named one Dothead (now, that is original). And then Dart died!!! Mwuhahahahahahaha!!!

P.S. Oh yeah, now that I've decided to fix my profile up, I forgot to say Dothead died, what, two months ago... oh well.

My Stories... Story...

I'm going to take down my Dezet story. It's just I need to fix a few things and finish it before I put it back on again. And anyway, I don't think anyone reads it... Readers? Readers? Nope, that was only the wind. Wishful thinking...

I just put one up... it was actually a school assignment, and it is really weird... I actually had a nightmare about it once... it wasn't really a nightmare, when it stars a few teddy bears... oh well... you can go look at that...

Oh, and note that Satanic Insanity does not mean to offend anybody out there reading it... *gulp*

So yes, I'm going to fix some of my stories...

I think that's all for now.


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The Seal of Prayers by Gummi-Arms reviews
Caitlin, a luckless maid in the service of a tyrannical princess, gets caught up in a number of schemes. Trying to unravel her lost memories and help a lustful dragon score with a handsome prince is just the beginning. second attempt
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 184,033 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 7/30/2005
The Latest Attraction by VelvetWriter reviews
Stella has lived her life as her brother's twin, invisible to the men in her life. As that changes, she struggles to figure out where she stands with her brother's best friend Armando and the image she has created for herself as one of the guys in the ban
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,888 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 9/12/2003 - Complete
Close Encounters, Inc by fazzingaway reviews
Complete! Between the three of us, we were probably connected to everyone in our year group and helped people meet the men or women of their dreams. But then one dream turned into a nightmare when I realised I'd fallen in love with the target…
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,605 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Complete
Dear, Dear Diary by EternalDream reviews
[No longer a ONE-SHOT] This isn't your average "shy-girl-obsessed-with-popular-hot-guy" kind of story. And to think, it all started out when a determined sister go her hands on an innocent looking diary...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,588 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 11/3/2005
That Kat by DanniBannani reviews
Katherine Jones and Josh Whedon are renowned for their “lovely” hatehate relationship but when strange and dangerous things start happening, will they finally learn to shove their hatred aside and, perhaps, find something else?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Complete
Double Edged Swords by ice flyer reviews
She's a spy for two countries; she's in the middle of an international crisis; she's trying to prevent civil war...basically, she's up to her eyeballs in trouble and...romance? COMPLETE!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 91,137 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 6/30/2005
Resisting Him by Master of the Chimps reviews
Mac is forced to tutor Heath who is one of the hottest guys at school She is possible the ONLY girl that doesnt like Heath and to him, thats NOT a good thing. So Heath decides to try and use all his charm.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,868 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/2/2006 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Complete
Trials of the Innocent by Sorcha Jade reviews
A young agent loses a partner and another is sent to fill his place. Will she be able to cope with the change? Especially with her horrendous past looming so closely over her? Will she ever find anyone to crack her icy façade? Chapter 30 up
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 76,801 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/18/2005 - Published: 12/31/2003
A Little Too Late by Angelitus Litus reviews
Meet Gwen. She found out she was going to wed the tournament winner five minutes before the tournament actually began. What could be worse? Oh, yeah, meet Tristan. He found out what he won AFTER the tournament...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,332 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/21/2005 - Published: 6/6/2005
Seniors by Azra1 reviews
Charlie is your average girl who simply gave up on love, because the problem is she has six brothers who are or have been leaders in the school who scare of any prospects of romance. Alex was her brothers best friend and her's but should couldn't decide w
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 68,665 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 6/26/2005
Eagles May Soar by Thea Lowe reviews
[COMPLETE] Quinn Loren's family consists of six crazy siblings, two stupid parents, and way too many random pets. It's hardly surprising that chaos erupts when her parents adopt a snobby elfish prince...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,911 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005
The Outcast by Winter's Shadow reviews
she was always an outcast at school. now six years later she returns with a different name and a different look.and its payback time. the catch is no one knows its her. COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,279 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/7/2005 - Published: 7/25/2004
Love Baseball Style! by Yankees24635 reviews
Two girls - Immy and Carly - happen to idolize two pro-baseball players. They meet them and it's love, for all of them. Or is it? What happens when the loverboys never call and then they meet again six months later?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,891 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/13/2003
Break by glitterjewele reviews
COMPLETE On graduation night, Carson Morgan gets drunk . . . and wakes up the next morning strapped to Sahara O'Brian's back on a motorcycle in the middle of the desert. Not that she's terribly pleased about that...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,641 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 12/19/2003 - Complete
The Courting of Aviahnna Rubenne by Blazing-moon reviews
*Okay, I lied...Epilogue up* The plots of Aviah and the many doomed suitors that attempt to court her. She outwits all but one of them, and he happens to be the worst of all. (She'll learn her lessons. ) R/R! *Not meant to be historically correct* :)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,887 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 7/20/2002