mr. wonderfulabs
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hey all my wonderful people out there!

im mr. wonderfulabs if ur wondering...

but i just couldnt get the pen name mr. wonderful cause it was already in use...so i just used mr. wonderfulabs cuz i really do have just the most awesome abs in the world...

not too big, but my chest is tonned so well that gals from ages 13 to 25 would jsut drool over it...atleast my cousin and gf do so...

anyway, about me...

im a 20 year old wonderful, sweet, kind, generous, and sometimes get a little full of myself...guy...

but im generally a good guy who is a ladies man and can socialize easily with any guy...but sometimes i have a downfall...but who doesnt these days?

anyway, my life is almost perfect...(this is not in order cuz all of this is very special to me...)

i have a great girlfriend who always supports me when in need...

i have an amazing best friend (Chase) who has been there for all my life...

i have two great parents who love me to the core and believve in me...

i have a great sports car which my dear uncle gave me for my 18th birthday...

and last of all, i have a sweet cousin (hurricane1) who i thoroughly trust with all my heart and so does she back.

anything else that comes up later will be updated...

so my life doesnt seem so bad...does it?

it doesnt...cause i got everything...

but i earned a lot of it...

well not my relatives like my cousin...but everything else...

btw...the stories or poems i write mite be R rated cause im quite a pervert...and that where my cousin sister got her limited talents...

My Pieces of Work:

nothing so far, but i will update it as soon as i get some up...


i love playing pranks on people...especially my cousin and chase...(oh yeah, they used to go out...)

here are some situations...they're not really pranks...but they are funny situations...

they may not seem funny to you...but they are to me...and people who were there...

situation#1:

me: hey chick, where are you going to? *acts all seductive*

chase's girlfriend: no where, unless u want me to go to ur room...*bats eyelashes at me*

me: i dont mind. *voice all husky*...walks towardchase's room

chase's studying. doesnt realize his girlfriend and best friend walked into the room

me: hey chase, ur girlfriend wants to be in my room but i brought her to yours.

i walk out of the door and before nearly shutting it, i say,

me: have fun

chase's face is priceless. mouth open, eyes wide in horror...his girlfriend has noclue whats going on. stupid airhead...


situation#2:

setting: chase and my cousin are on their first date. they dont seem to be doing much talking cause they're shy...so i decide to help...

hurricane1: so, chase, what are ur favorite movies?

chase: i thot u would've known that by now...

hurricane1: at least i tried to start a conversation! starts raising her voice...

hurricane1: all you did was ask me to be your girlfriend and i accepted because i knew you and i sorta liked you!

hurricane1 starts getting up...

i walk towards the two and pusheshurricane1 back in her seat...

me: whoa there gurl, where do ya think your going?

hurricane1: uh...home?

me: i dont think so...cause then someone out to mug you while your in that pretty dress...

i look up and down attire

me: gotta lose a little more weight...but not so bad looking...

i give her the grin that weakens chicks legs

hurricane1slaps me playfully and says:

hurricane1: pervert...*grinning*...if i didnt know you better, i would think you go around sleeping with all the girls you possibly could be with...

chase decides to join the convo

chase: well, you dont know him well enough then...

hurricane1looks back at him in digust...

hurricane1: and when i thot i was having a good time, you decided to join in...

chase: well, i hate seeing my girlfriend being flirted with by her own cousin...

hurricane1: oh, so now im refered to as girlfriend huh? what happened to all the whining and moanin-

from embaressment,hurricane1 covers her face, trying to get out of the situation...

chase grinning gets an idea

chase: hey, dont worry, just look up at my face...

hurricane1looks up as chase kneels down beside her.

chase: you want to hear some moaning? then here...

chase kisses her lightly, and she is shocked for a moment, andgives him a little forceback. (atleast thats what i think...)

not a very long kiss, but a sweet kiss...

(btw...chase and hurricane1 lasted for around 6 months but broke up together since they lived a long way across from each other...)


so there you go...

my life isnt a complete and utterly worthless one...

but i am a little pompous...and sometimes quite a jerk...

but hey! im mr. wonderful...abs

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