So, you want to know about me, eh? I'll save you the trouble and the years of psychiatric therapy- you don't want to know.

Felicitations! I'm glad you stumbled upon my profile! This paragraph consists of many random links. Don't even bother asking how long it took to find this crap.

Humanity's Hardcorest quote:

"'If, for example, it would somehow serve our interests to throw sulfuric acid in a child's face- are you prepared to do that?'

'Yes.'" -George Orwell, 1984

Nuff said.

While I'm on the subject, I think I might as well tell you that I really like reviews. In fact, I just bought a pet bunny. Every time someone reads one of my stories and does not review is one more day that I will not feed my bunny. I will post a picture of its poor, emaciated face to show all of you that you have killed my bunny through your heartlessness.

Sound clip of me saying extreme!

MY C2:

I pretty much just compiled a list of lots of funny things I've read on this site over the years... well, year...

The stories in it range from humor columns to comical fiction to comedy sketches to funny rants... just don't expect to see the same kind of "XOMG I'm random" stories over and over again... not to say that they're not included in it, though... I guess you could call random humor my 'fetish.'

Nope, that was definitely not the right word for that...

Anyways, I didn't put any of my own stuff in it... because that's dumb... and I'm not.