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Joined 03-28-05, id: 467287
Author has written 13 stories for Humor, Essay, General, Fable, Western, Biography, and Life.

So, you want to know about me, eh? I'll save you the trouble and the years of psychiatric therapy- you don't want to know.

Felicitations! I'm glad you stumbled upon my profile! This paragraph consists of many random links. Don't even bother asking how long it took to find this crap.

Humanity's Hardcorest quote:

"'If, for example, it would somehow serve our interests to throw sulfuric acid in a child's face- are you prepared to do that?'

'Yes.'" -George Orwell, 1984

Nuff said.

I'll be updating occasionally, because, sadly, my life doesn't revolve around writing... and I'm too lazy. Arrr and Arrrr my stuff...

While I'm on the subject, I think I might as well tell you that I really like reviews. In fact, I just bought a pet bunny. Every time someone reads one of my stories and does not review is one more day that I will not feed my bunny. I will post a picture of its poor, emaciated face to show all of you that you have killed my bunny through your heartlessness.

Sound clip of me saying extreme!

MY C2:

I pretty much just compiled a list of lots of funny things I've read on this site over the years... well, year...

The stories in it range from humor columns to comical fiction to comedy sketches to funny rants... just don't expect to see the same kind of "XOMG I'm random" stories over and over again... not to say that they're not included in it, though... I guess you could call random humor my 'fetish.'

Nope, that was definitely not the right word for that...

Anyways, I didn't put any of my own stuff in it... because that's dumb... and I'm not.

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Waiting for the Shmuuk reviews
Some will go to extreme lengths to get their hands on a Shmuuk... avoid those people at all costs...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
The Meaning of Life: The Poem reviews
An attempt to characterize the essence of the modern American, providing layers of insight into not only the human mind but also the collective knowledge of the human race through careful examination of the contents of my own memory.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Complete
Severing Your Own Thumb reviews
A heartwarming tale about a life in imprisonment, followed by its altogether unexpected release.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Complete
The Western reviews
Howdy y'all! ... Sorry, but how can anyone resist saying that when they've written a Western? Anyways... this is the second installment in my Wtf is this genre doing here series.
Fiction: Western - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Complete
The Fable reviews
This is a fable about a fable. That's so cool! It's like when you have two mirrors opposite each other, and your reflection gets smaller and smaller and smaller... except not.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Complete
Jimmy the Samurai reviews
In a parallel universe where becoming a samurai is the ultimate honor, a hero will arise... and his name will be Jimmy. A story filled with Drama, Romance, Twists and Turns of Epic Proportions, and Stuff! It will make you cry in pain mingled with joy!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,989 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 2/20/2006
Leprechaunland reviews
Horace embarks on a magical journey to a land full of unicorns, fairies, gnomes, baby elves, flying turtles, magical prince/princesses, and, of course, leprechauns. Oh, the humanity!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 11/26/2005
Tips for Becoming 1337 reviews
Are you a n00b? Then follow these tips to be on your way to becoming 1337! Sequel to Tips for Becoming EXTREME.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Complete
My Subconscious Freaks Me Out reviews
I've had some weird dreams lately and I think the world would benefit from reading them. Or maybe not. On second... er, third... thought, don't read this, even if your life depends on it.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Complete
Ice Cream Versus Jerry the Incontinent Cowboy reviews
Lock up your babies, because it's Ice Cream and Jerry the Incontinent Cowboy duking it out yet again. Recommended for those who aren't offended by pyrotechnics, aliens, loincloths, animal cruelty, and mild pirate lingo.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/3/2005 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Complete
Another Day, Another Assassination reviews
A short story about a man named Henry, whose efforts to uncover the mystery of the past few hours are cut short.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Complete
Tips for Becoming EXTREME! reviews
Are you LAME? Then apply these tips to be on your way to EXTREMENESS!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Complete
The Stories of Marty reviews
Gather 'round, kids! Marty's going to tell a story! Complete
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Complete
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