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Save the Date by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
As daughter of a man in charge of the CIA, Gemma knew her father was overprotective. She just never thought he would assign a man she couldn't stand to be her bodyguard under the rouse of a fake marriage. (Formerly known as STUMBLE)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 1/1/2022 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Complete
Fatal Attraction by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
Despite the fact that he was Onyx's most notorious criminal and a merciless madman, she believed that he was human. That was probably her biggest mistake. **Now available as an ebook on Amazon in THE DARK PARADISE TRILOGY: Free Giveaway happening NOW until 5/27
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,594 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/2/2016 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
Reason and Romance Redux by Myrika reviews
A drunken one night stand with Alex Montgomery is a complication Adrian Blake doesn't need, especially not when he's her new stepbrother. /PUBLISHED/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 4312 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
Private Lives, Public Property by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 3193 - Favs: 3,387 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 3,537 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Morrissey Made Me Love Him by throwingstars reviews
He was quiet, brooding and closed off. He sat next to me every class, even following me when I changed seats. He never talked, never looked my way and if it weren’t for that damn Morrissey shirt, I’d have kicked his stalking ass. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,857 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
Shooting From the Hip by cu-kid reviews
She fell in love with him the minute she saw him. No. That wasn't true. She hated him the instant he opened his mouth. That, at least, might have been a little more accurate. For the most part, anyway...*Judge's Pick Best Drama, SKoW Round 12
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,014 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 9/25/2009
Surprise! This is Your Life by sthrnpixie reviews
She should be more upset that she thinks her dad is hot, right? But she just met him. In fact, she's just been thrown into the world's perfect family of barbie dolls, & she sticks out like the frat-party mindless-sex accident she turned out to be.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 139,446 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 3/29/2010
She Had Somewhere To Go by S.L. Gunn reviews
REMOVED ..."On a scale of 10 to 10, how hot do I look right now?" he wriggled his eyebrows suggestively. I tried not to gag - or jump his bones - as I said sweetly, "Is get the hell away from me before I punch you in the kidneys a choice?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Or So the Story Goes by Ranting Forever n Rambling On reviews
Ever heard the story of Cinderella? Well, so has my sister, Cindy. And she'll stop at nothing to make it a reality. Who am I? Why, I'm the ugly stepsister, of course!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 114,080 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete
Have Your Cake and Have Me Too by its.Nothing.Special reviews
So his friends abandoned him with this crazy-amazing girl and he was utterly defenseless. Those monsters! Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,654 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Complete
Squirming by DaddyslittledefectaDLS reviews
If there's one thing Chris can't take, it's Rain squirming when she's got her legs on his lap. LEMONS
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Complete
Crazy Love by schradez007 reviews
"Because I love you, Cin, alright? I freaking fell for you the moment you threatened to light me on fire with a Bunsen burner if I didn't quit flirting with the TA." [UPDATED: 7/29/13. Several pages of new content!]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Complete
Baby, I'm Not Finished by xoxluurve reviews
Maybe my eyes were directed at him too intently. But I wasn't stalking. Really. He didn't seem to agree with me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,903 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Confessions of a Sex God's Girlfriend by aileenrose reviews
For dating a Edward Cullen wannabe, I'm remarkably unhappy. And there's always his perfectly normal, perfectly hot roommate to consider...ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Complete
Insert Catchy Title Here by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
I used to have a corny summary for a make believe story to lure people to read this. This is not, in fact, fiction. It is a commentary on the quality of the stories on this site...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4090 - Favs: 3,467 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Test Me by JAceyJInx reviews
ONE-SHOT Tall, athletic, toned, brunnette, god-like, amazing at soccer even though I will never tell him. I thought he hated me. He thought I hated him. Then there was Halloween last Friday night.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
Kiss of Twilight: In the Absence of Light by Ranting Forever n Rambling On reviews
With the time of my impending doom fast approaching, there is little left to do but become the most beloved in the lands. But nobody ever said it would be easy. And it's still unclear whether I really will be awakened...or sleep for an eternity.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 150,981 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Of Money and Mouths by mrdryrdrlngs reviews
Take a girl who cheats, a guy she can't stand, and her gay, sometimes crossdressing ex. Throw in a pissed off football player, one doozy of a bet, and more money than should be handled by people like this. Mix well. Chaos, anyone?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 3/29/2007
Just a Fan by The Marquise of Eldritch reviews
When Lillian Harwick, a cynical yet completely normal young woman bumps into a famous actor she has reluctantly admired for years, he soon proves to her that it is possible for unreachable celebrities and ordinary people to mix...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 123,277 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
Thirty Days by Em Wolf reviews
Layla Cherezli, beautiful heiress to billions has thirty days before she is thrown into a marriage with a callous, redheaded Adonis. But will her crude hostility and temper be enough to drive away a man determined to break and make her his own? REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,940 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Complete
Why Stella? by 2005nostalgia reviews
Stella Milligan had a random one-night-stand with the broody “I-hate-this-world” Ashton Sinclair, only to end up at his school, a month later, where his perverted best-friend has vowed not to leave her alone until he finds a way into her pants. How fun.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,865 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009
House of Cards by Em Wolf reviews
Sequel to 30 Days. Things have gotten complicated. As Layla prepares to accept the reins of her father's vast empire, maintaining a relationship with a wanted fugitive may prove to be just as difficult.REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008
Thor by invisible.writer reviews
Thor was the pretend boyfriend I made up so Samuel 'My Face is a Bacterial Wasteland' Matherson would leave me alone. So why is Thor standing in front me in the flesh?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
Of Necks and Hickeys by Ravina reviews
ONE-SHOT! "OH MY GOD!" I shouted. "What? What's wrong?" he demanded, appearing at my side. "You...you...youyouyou..." I sputtered. "YOU GAVE ME A HICKEY!" "Really? Let's see it." Riordan tilted my chin up. "It looks pretty good actually," he said smugly.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Complete
Oh, Damn by TwoClovedHooves reviews
What happens when you get drunk and make out with a rock star? Well, for one, you get a headache, but if you're very lucky, you get a rock star who wants to see you again. And, if you're completely dense like Jane Elton, you get a whole lot of drama.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,822 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Fists and Lipsticks by hiro0911 reviews
He is the notorious yet exceptionally handsome school gang leader. She is the transfer student in his school, who is also attractive and ALSO a gang leader. What happens if they meet? An exchange of fists? Or something more complex...like love?
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 77 - Words: 186,928 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
Chemistry by ChocolateIsMyDrug reviews
She silently kicked herself for losing concentration because she found the sight of him disemboweling a dead rat strangely attractive.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
Better Than Burroughs by Stillill reviews
*COMPLETE* Burroughs said it best, “Perhaps all pleasure is only relief.” This is how Callum led his life until he met Marina. Maybe pleasure can be something more than relief.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 226,118 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
I Hate You! by Nyleve Nalloc reviews
She gave him a label for being a rich & handsome bachelor. He's vowed to show there's more to a book than it's cover. Their egos bring them together, but it'll be fate who will tie them & teach the fools a lesson in life, love, & tree talking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Kiss of Twilight: Prelude to an Evening by Ranting Forever n Rambling On reviews
Because of my mother, I've been cursed with a deformity. The only way to break it is to be afflicted with a different curse: one that involves sleeping for all eternity until awakened by love's first kiss, which will never happen with my prince charming..
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 164,726 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Jilted by serako reviews
Sayuri was the perfect woman. Beautiful, charming, and a successful interior decorator, to boot. So why did Eric leave her at the altar for her best friend? And why is Sayuri sleeping with Eric's sexy older brother Vincent? The story of a woman scorned...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,854 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 7/14/2006
Could Be Paradise by Typesour reviews
The formula for a perfect marriage? Sunglasses, emotions gone haywire, and a pair of dirty liars are all main ingredients. [Complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 148,452 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Complete
Johnny & Mary by citrus scented reviews
Living proof that love can be found in the strangest of people.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,507 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 3/7/2006
Hanging by pixy-dizzy reviews
[Rated for language, Short story] She's a typical bleeding heart, so when a suicidally depressed, foulmouthed, unpleasant mancreature shows up at her doorstep for shelter, it isn't like she has much choice but to take him in. Written entirely in dialogue
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
Writing Class by Stillill reviews
Miranda meets Finn in writing class, at first not liking him but soon realizing that they both enjoy the pleasures of banter. Will family and life ambitions get in the way of their relationship? -Now Finished-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,577 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 4/3/2005
Halves by arachibutyrophobia reviews
Story taken down due to plaigarism concerns. My apologies.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Complete
Ambiguity by Endless Dark reviews
Greeting cards as a method of torture?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Complete
Princes are Evil by Ranting Forever n Rambling On reviews
Meet Rhian, a self-proclaimed comedian whose thoughts are completely erratic. She lives in a kingdom where the prince has no emotions, and she is supposed to break the curse placed on him. Of course, she doesn't want to do this. Told in her POV.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,490 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Complete
The Play reviews
Two totally different people joined in a play one forced one of his own free will they hate each other on first meeting now will the play change things between them? hiatus
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,604 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 4/12/2005