AceOSpades
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Joined 03-30-05, id: 467678
Author has written 58 stories for Love, Nature, Fantasy, Humor, General, School, War, Life, Religion, Family, Humor, and Friendship.
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The Thing Beneath the Floor reviews
A horror poem that I've been working on for close to a year now.... Read a few stanzas, it'll suck you in.. I promise... Do enjoy :
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Complete
Hide and Seek reviews
I'm playing hide and seek with God... he hasn't found me yet... he counted to infinity... and didn't break a sweat.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2006
The Lurker reviews
A paranoid horror poem about the thing outside the house...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2006
My shortest poem reviews
My shortest poem... only 4 lines... You'll never see one this short again... so enjoy!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/11/2006
The door to doom reviews
When you have no other choices, you have to open the door...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2006
Tortured Dreams reviews
I want the nightmare of my dreams...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/3/2006
Dinner with family reviews
A typical dinner at home ... gone horribly horribly wrong (extremely twisted poem warning).
Poetry: Family - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/21/2006
Photo shop smiles reviews
A husband who wants to correct his new wife's smile...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2005
The Plumber reviews
A bleak and brutal comedy about a plumber afflicted with obsessive compulsive disorder... EXTREME POEM WARNING
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/6/2005
Drooping Coffee Cups reviews
A cute and tender story about flawed, yet perfect love...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/17/2005
Jealous Apocalypse reviews
A quick poem about the apocalypse... and the jealousy it brings
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/17/2005
The Psychiatrist reviews
A viciously funny story about a cruel psychiatrist who messes with his patients...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/17/2005
The Macaroni Farm reviews
A highly offensive, quirky, and hilarious story... about a little kid who grows up on a macaroni farm..
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 7/19/2005
Roach Hotel California reviews
Heard the song? Good ...
Poetry: Nature - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/8/2005
Three Quick Poems volume 2
Another set of short and sweet poems
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Published: 9/8/2005
Three Quick Poems reviews
I usually write really long things... here are three super short poems for you
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/8/2005
Happy Girl reviews
Everybody knows at least one of these "happy girls"... and everyone thinks this at one point in their life...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2005
Painting Anarchy reviews
A quiet, humble neighborhood is turned upside down when strange paint streaks start to appear...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/13/2005
The Evil Seed reviews
A twisted and gritty horror story about the most agonizing of curses...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/13/2005
Malt Shop Revelations reviews
Even a trip to the malt shop can reveal many disturbing secrets ...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/10/2005
The Legend of the Countess reviews
Your past can come to life with the right inspiration... and the right drug...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/11/2005
Crimson Pain : A Parody reviews
A parody of and outcry against every cutter poem ever written
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/6/2005
Savan's Tale reviews
A fun action and adventure story about Savan... the ass kicking priest
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/6/2005
The Subway reviews
The story of a fallen angel... A man stuck on a subway headed to hell...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/6/2005
The Desert reviews
Every now and then we got lost in the desert...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/27/2005
The Doll Maker reviews
A brutal horror story about a man who likes to carve dolls ...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/27/2005
A Pirate's Tale reviews
A tale of swashbuckling and revenge on the high seas...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/27/2005
An Inspiring Lullaby reviews
A very vicious and true to life lullaby that I wish I was told as a kid...
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/23/2005
James LeTour reviews
A story of the perfect killer : trust
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2005
The Hitman reviews
A lifelong chase across the desert... running fom a relentless hitman...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/10/2005
The Pair O Dice reviews
Welcome to the pair-o-dice... where all is free, for a small price...
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/4/2005
Headache reviews
The pain could split the GODS in two...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2005
Artists are immortal reviews
Heroes die, that's true, however / Artists get to live forever...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/26/2005
The Legend of the Ace reviews
The legend of the demon gambling man...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/26/2005
Illustration reviews
How would you draw your illustrated girl?
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2005
The Legend of Cab 13 reviews
A trip on cab 13 can take you to so many places...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/26/2005
The Tattoo Parlor reviews
Tattoos are but purchased scars...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/23/2005
The Chocolate Box reviews
A box of chocolates for the one you love .. a sweet thing to taste when you aren't around...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/19/2005
The Damp House reviews
A husband is visiting the damp house to collect the deed...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/18/2005
The Tombstone reviews
Certain tombstones are just better than others...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/18/2005
Teardrops in a Jar reviews
A quick story of an odd little man who collects teardrops in jars...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/18/2005
Disneyland reviews
Every kid fantasizes about a trip to disneyland...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2005
The Magician reviews
Love's that trick you can't explain...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2005
The Legend of Jackson Cross reviews
In the trench, the awful stench / Of death was in the air / And the smell, of fired shell/ The perfume that they wear...
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4/12/2005
The Legend of Mary Sinclair reviews
Pass me the ale, I'll tell ye a tale... A tale to chill and scare... a tale of temptation, a tale of predation... The tale of mary sinclair
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2005
Love's Epidemic reviews
Have you caught the virus yet?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2005
Cursed Lives reviews
A strange and quirky little soap opera begins...
Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 4/3/2005
The Eager Salesman reviews
Door to door salesmen sell great stuff... but it'll cost you an arm and a leg ...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/3/2005
Garden of Your Soul reviews
Flowers really mean alot... especially when they reveal things...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3/2005
Painting A Blank reviews
What if your inspiration is having no inspiration?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3/2005
She's Interactive reviews
A poem about girl gamers... I wish there were more of them...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2005
Mario's my Father reviews
Those old videogames really do bring back memories huh?
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/2/2005
Love is Permanent reviews
What if the name of the person you loved was in plain sight on your forehead?
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/2/2005
The Starless Sky reviews
Every star, up in the sky... is a watching angel's eye... God's eye is the shining sun... Admiring the work he's done
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/2/2005
The Perfect Couple reviews
Do you ever ask if cupid... is insane, or maybe stupid?
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/2/2005
Cooking Up Romance reviews
A spicey poem about a night of love and pizza...
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/2/2005
Why Poets Love the Rain reviews
Have you ever wondered... why poets love the rain?
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/2/2005
The Green Rose reviews
Sure roses are special... but green roses are really something to treasure...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/2/2005