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Joined 04-01-05, id: 467924, Profile Updated: 05-17-10
Author has written 6 stories for Romance, Humor, and Humor.


Hey guys! Got my writing groove back and am currently working on a new story over on FP's sister site Fanfiction.net. Currently working on chapter eight of FFTI so don't worry about abandonment! I foresee FFTI coming to a close soon but who's to know what new mischief Christian might get up to? We'll just have to wait and see. :)


I know, I know. Why have I posted a new fic and have NOT updated FFTI? Simple! I errmm...uhh...yeah...well you see when life...!...Ok, it's obvious I don't have a reason good enough but I AM currently halfway through Chapter 6. I haven't really got writer's block, per se, just need a bit of motivation. I love writing about Jade and Christian's adventures and I'm making this grand promise that I WILL finish this story. But in the meantime, while updates are slow and seemingly non-existent, take a look at 'Meet Me Halfway'. A story inspired by listening to the very song sung by The Black Eyed Peas. It's a tale of unrequited love and the choices someone in such a dilemma may or may not make. It's short and guaranteed to be a pleasant read, if I do say so myself...I guess...(feeling doubtful all of a sudden). Anyway, check it out! :)


Hmm, four months sure have gone by pretty quickly! Anyway, just wanted to say that I'm sorry folks for not updating 'FFTI' for sometime. I'm not stuck with writer's block but with life and all its luggage over-crowding me. Also a touch of laziness as well. Aaand with the recent epidemic of plagiarizing, it's been a put off for me, especially when I was a victim of such. No, I'm not using that as an excuse to stay on my lazy butt and not write but it really is off-putting. I'm horrified at the thought that another plagiarizer might be lurking in the cyber-bushes, waiting to ambush 'FFTI'. And trust me, with the kind of effort I've invested in those first four chapters, it'll be a serious damper of the spirits to continue posting on FP if that should happen. Either way, I'm still alive and you'll see an update soon enough. Promises with specific dates are wont to be broken therefore saying 'soon' is the best way. -GRINS-

Take care folks!


So I've posted a new story entitled 'Fairytale for the Ignorant'. Basically an insanely twisted version of Little Red Riding Hood. I've tried posting it some years aback but I hadn't fully plotted it out so it fell flat like warm coke. Anywhat, a plot is fully formed now and I have great hopes for this story. I admit I'm not a speedy updater but I'm going to try pumping out as much and as fast and as good as I can. Eitherway, take a look, drop a line and I do hope you enjoy it!


...And more than a year later, I resurface to announce to you that I've re-posted Incestuous in a greatly abbreviated form. No, they no longer have their super-cool super-powers and they're more fully brother and sister than half-halves. It's short, it's sweet and definitely sexy, if I do say so myself. So, do enjoy!

Oh and I have designs and plans for a new fic but it's currently swirling around in my mind. We'll see where it leads to soon. Take care guys!


Good grief...this profile's in need of serious changes. Okay I'm gonna do this quick. Yeah as you've noticed I've taken down Incestuous. Why? Well I've read and re-read and re-re-read this story and come to the conclusion that it was going nowhere. I mean it was such a great idea at the beginning but it just lost its luster and there was (and still is) zero motivation to continue it. I'm so, so sorry you guys. I know you liked it but to be honest, clicking that delete button was one of the most painful thing I ever did. Maybe someday I'll sit down and form a more valid plot and post it up again.

Next, I NEED to get Jungle Girl finished up. It's only got like 3 to 4 more chapters remaining and you would definitely see an ending to this story.

So I'm also adding this, should you see another story just magically appear please don't send eye daggers at me. I mean, finals are attacking me with full force and I definitely need a break from this intensive studying I'm putting down. Ugh.

Well that's about it for now. See ya!

Okay, so this is the place where the readers go to know a little bit about the author. I mean, it won't be hard for me to say a little bit about myself, would it?

--twiddles thumbs and thinks hard--

Or maybe it is.

Right. Anywho, little facts about myself:

Sex: Female

Location: Fictionpress, I've realized, already announces where you are so I won't even bother with this one.

Hobbies: Reading (what a no-brainer), writing (Whew! Didn't see that one coming!), a bit of craftwork from time to time...

I Love:

My husband

My family



I Like:

The Simpsons



My cat



The beach

I Don't Like:


Big dogs


Being wrong

Being embarrassed (who does right?)


Predictable scenes and actions in books and movies

I Hate:



The bad habit of so many internet folks out there who, because of their security in anonymity, feel that they are suddenly entitled to be as unnecessarily rude, impolite and mean as possible.

Personal quote: "You know, I've heard of dry wit so does a wet wit exist?"

BTW have anyone noticed that there aren't much words beginning with the letters 'wu'?? Am I the only one?? I am?? It's just because I'm lame like that?? Oh ok...sigh...

Story Information:

Incestuous: One shot. It's college break and Jonathan and Rachel, siblings, can't stand each other's guts. But what happens when feelings and perspectives change? When wrong becomes right and right is left behind in favor of ignorance?

Status: Complete. One shot.

Jungle Girl: Dumped by her boyfriend, career on the rocks and fighting hard to get it back on the sea, Jasmine heads off to the Bahamas both for a vacation and as a way to get a good report for her boss. Nothing can go wrong now. Not even if the plane crashes. Nope.

(I have to admit, re-reading this story made me roll my eyes at the vast ignorance and mistakes in it. Major loopholes abound in this story but as the others said, it's still a cute story and a fun read. Yeah I probably could dust it off and tweak it and whatnot but I am admittedly lazy. Sigh.)

Status: Complete.

To Be Raped Or Not To Be: So your work's over for the night. You're young, you're beautiful and you're walking the streets alone. You hear footsteps behind you and you realize you're being stalked...so where the hell is your pepper-spray!

Status: Complete. One shot.

Condom Wrappers: So...how would you feel if your Mom found a condom wrapper in your room? And the worst part is: you're a girl. Uh oh.

Status: Complete. One shot.

There is also that little poem 'Under Her Skirt'. It's cute and funny.

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Cloak and Dagger by candid reviews
There are good guys and there are bad guys. Sometimes he's one, sometimes the other-but usually he's both. And he's falling hard for his hostage. **IMPORTANT NOTE**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,997 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/26/2016 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Complete
The Inn on Ravenna Road by PoppySeeds reviews
Now published in full for Amazon Kindle. Link in profile! 9 years ago Callie was beaten and left for dead after witnessing her best friend's murder. Her attempts to get on with her life in Amherst, CT are now threatened by the killer...as well as the brooding cop assigned to protect her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,252 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Complete
My Life and Brian by Grez reviews
She's your average teenager. He's her new nextdoor neighbour. He drives a pink car, he's ultracool, he's super gorgeous and he's 40. Not your average romantic comedy! Sorrrrry for the long waits for updates! I'm determined to finish this though! : D xxx
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,337 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 1/7/2006
The Attic by Never Knows Best reviews
Aysel was furious when her parents moved her to Scotland. After all, her house is cursed and she's just discovered that there's a Vampire living in her attic. How does she know this? Well, he sort of fell on her...while she was in the shower...yeah...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,131 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Complete
Nameless by Wylderaven reviews
It wasn’t the leather pants that got my attention, nor was it the clear pale eyes or the messy waves of hair that fell to the shoulders of his jacket. It was the fact that he was standing on my car... COMPLETE
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,792 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Complete
Scandal! in Honeyville by Romantic Nun reviews
Scandal erupts in the small town of Honeyville when a high class white girl falls for the new boy at school, who is biracial. Honeyville is categorized by strict, social stereotyped groups, and the forbidden romance must overcome difficult obstacles...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,491 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Complete
Cinderella Never Saw This One Coming by Sally Can Wait reviews
[COMPLETE] Let me tell you, if Cinderella had tried on MY shoes for a day, she would have gotten her magic pumpkin kicked from once upon a time to happily ever after. But if the shoe fits...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,799 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Beating the Game by Lord Iron-Balls reviews
Patrick Morrison had it good. He was socially invisible, ignored by the Neanderthals around him, and on the fast track to MIT. Then he made the mistake of getting involved in Marielle Pason's social games. But to Patrick, the only way out is to win.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,282 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2006
I Only Date Nerds by unlikely.story reviews
I have rules when it comes to who I'll date, and he wants me to break every single one.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,651 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007
Rule 17: Never Have Detention With A Hot Guy by miss-blackhair reviews
It's bad enough to have detention everyday but having it with the Mr. ImNice,Hot&Sexy? eew,i HATE FREAKIN MALES.But whoa,the next thing i knew his lips were an inch from mine and there was a centaur ordering me around.r& r!PROMISE to return favour
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,288 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 7/6/2006
Our Algebra by A Perfect Sonnet reviews
I live for hours as a cathedral when you breath your confessions into my skin until they fill me up and I become a sin balloon.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Complete
Strictly Platonic by CoffeeBreak reviews
[COMPLETE] Looking to fill the void in some of New York's lonely hearts by answering personal ads, the last thing Emily Thatcher expects is to fall in love...and into danger. Someone is watching, and he won't stop till he gets what he wants.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,881 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
W is for WHAT? by Lulai reviews
Marla needs no one. But when she rescues someone who needs her, will she have the strength to fight for not only his sanity, but his very soul? twenty and done!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,781 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Good Girl Syndrome by aerogirl401 reviews
I was tired of being the good girl so I decided to do something not so good. More specifically acquaint myself with a certain bad boy that had a reputation for ruining good girls. His name was Lee and well he ruined me, in a good way. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
Spontaneity by rain-walker reviews
Kissing a stranger on the subway may not have been my most brilliant idea, but he wasn’t supposed to keep turning up… Oneshot ... skow nominated
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/12/2007 - Complete
Ma Mademoiselle Bizarre by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE. Regency. Glen Carlisle never wanted nor expected to inherit his paternal family's earldom. When he does, he's resigned to do his duty as quickly as possible and go home. A certain hoyden, however, complicates things.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,007 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Complete
Island Olivier by elisefey reviews
What: Stranded. When: One screwed up summer vacation. Where: A deserted Island. How: Long story. Who: Me. And that guy who doesn’t really count because at this rate I’m gonna kill the jerk before we ever get rescued...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,956 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
Dude, I'm Like, Shakespeare by NybCR reviews
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Complete
Weight by Endowment's Seraph reviews
we take on more then we can handle.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
By the Emerald Sea by Forever Forbidden reviews
It came to me in a dream and left before it started.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Complete
One Last Time by Neaera reviews
His favorite colors are black and blue, and she's his favorite canvas. About an abusive relationship.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/10/2006
Fate and Laundry Soap by invisible.writer reviews
She looked like any other student, except it was Friday night and she was sitting on a washer reading Sociology instead of partying. Maybe that's why he noticed her. They claim it was fate. oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Complete
Look at her by PoisonTongue reviews
I wrote this during a rough time in my life. One-Shot. Please R&R!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/3/2006
Third Time’s a Charm by cynically amused reviews
The first step towards change is admitting there is problem. Well then I guess I should get that out of the way, I have a problem. I’m a random dialer, but I won’t get into that yet. The second step is to avoid temptation—not so easy… [oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,722 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Complete
Tabby Cat by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE It is not acceptable for a proper young miss to Aenter a tavern, Bnot wear mourning colours when in mourning and Ckiss a man she's not related to. But then, fate usually has the upper hand over propriety.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,074 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Complete
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4212 - Favs: 2,525 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
Nesbit Bogs by Grez reviews
A wonderful piece of nonesense! Trust me - if you like sillyness, you'll enjoy it! I found it the other day whilst having a sort out - I must have written it when I was about 13! please read and review!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2006
beautiful disaster by Endowment's Seraph reviews
this is for my first love, my safety, and my friend. it's not romantic. it's not angst. it's just an observation of my rock crumbling.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/9/2006
Hanging by pixy-dizzy reviews
[Rated for language, Short story] She's a typical bleeding heart, so when a suicidally depressed, foulmouthed, unpleasant mancreature shows up at her doorstep for shelter, it isn't like she has much choice but to take him in. Written entirely in dialogue
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
To Become a Suitable Heroine by pixy-dizzy reviews
Win the Heroine Contest and you can win the Prince's hand in marriage. Unfortunately for all those wannabe-heroines, the prince has other plans. So does our particular heroine. NOW COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,469 - Reviews: 1470 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
Siren by ColdCoffeeEyes25 reviews
An update on an age-old fable. Inspired by a recent trip to Wal-Mart and by all the pretty girls I've ever known.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2005
I Did Nothing Today by My Works 87 reviews
A poem about the frustrations of new love that could work out, but in the end doesn't.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7/2004
The Library Book Molester by razzberry reviews
Yeah, there's always those people who swear like fishwives, write like graffiti, and make our beloved books near to impossible to read. My reponse to them..moderately funny but a little crude.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/14/2004
Aphrodisiac by Flawless Storm reviews
An ordinary day at work becomes the stuff of wicked dreams when Madison mistakes a mild aphrodisiac for aspirin. A short story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
Just Another Girl by CheDe reviews
*Finish* If loving somebody means the possibility of getting hurt would you risk it? What if the person who was going to get hurt most in the end wasn't you, but the one you love...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,235 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/16/2003 - Published: 9/6/2002 - Complete
Of No Consequence" by China-Hartz reviews
A poem for the little guy ^_~
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/11/2002
Fanfiction.net by Stephentchel reviews
Ever wonder why your submitted stories never seem to get reviews? Read about one of my typical visits to this admittedly wonderful site (in the dreaded "stream-of-conscious" format) to find out what the problems might be.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 46 - Published: 7/6/2001
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Meet Me Halfway reviews
Complete. When the love of your life is heading down the aisle on another man's arm do you: A. Accept your fate of lost love? Or B. Fight for your woman? Let's observe Theodore and the choice he's about to make.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Complete
Jungle Girl? reviews
FIN. Dumped by her boyfriend, career on the rocks and fighting hard to get it back on sea, Jasmine heads off to the Bahamas both for a vacation and as a way to get a good report for her boss. Nothing can go wrong now. Not even if the plane crashes. Nope.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Complete
Fairytale for the Ignorant reviews
Was Cinderella that much of a goody-two-shoes? Was Rapunzel that unwise? -I mean, come on, that's serious split ends!- Anyway, this is my story. The truth about Little Red Riding Hood, about me. And trust me, my version's way more interesting.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 2/11/2009
Condom Wrappers reviews
So...how would you feel if your Mom found a condom wrapper in your room? And the worst part is: you're a girl. Uh oh. ONE SHOT.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Complete
Stalker reviews
So, your work's over for the night. You're young, you're beautiful and you're walking the streets alone. You hear footsteps behind you and you realize your being stalked...so where the hell is your pepper spray! O.o ONE SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
Under Her Skirt reviews
A cat's point of view of what he sees when he rubs against his mistress's leg and looks up. A read for females who have cats...and any one else too.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Complete