Simian
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Joined 04-02-05, id: 468094
Author has written 12 stories for Thriller, Life, Song, Essay, General, and Politics.

How to tell if you're dealing with an egocentric amateur who thinks that they are the God/dess of Fictionpress. --
-- Step 1) Tell them that you don't like their writing style/story/plot/character development/pen name. If they retaliate with a lengthy description of sexual intercourse, then you've found one.

^ From a story a friend e-mailed me

Ha ha, chopped off me bio for a sports crazy rant! First of all, support our skeleton team! With the likes of Kristan Bromley, we have a good chance of winning.Even though he was 13th in Salt Lake City, he's won 4 world cups and 2 Europe cups. He was silver in last years World Cup competition in Königssee, and is my personal favorite athlete competing in the Winter games.

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An Artistic Soul Trapped in a Normal Person's Body by Jasmine Olathe reviews
SATIRE of some people I've noticed. On the qualifications of being an artist.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/2/2005
The Invisible Ism by Alchera reviews
Racism, agism, sexism...Politicalism? No such thing. A thought-provoking essay looking at the harassment and oppresion of conservative college students nationwide. Please R/R!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/1/2005
Respect by Aisling Yinyr Ngaio reviews
Respect is a privilege, not a right.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Complete
Calling All Anonymous Flamers by katmonkey reviews
Tired of anonymous flames? I am. Please R&R
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/22/2004
Dernières pensées d’un ange anonyme by Luciel reviews
Histoire courte se déroulant dans le monde de la Légende de Lucifer. One shot
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - French - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/3/2004 - Complete
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Harry Potter reviews
Read it and you'll understand.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2/17/2006
Book Review: Alichino reviews
My review of the Manga series Alichino.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/9/2005
I Have Better Things To Worry About reviews
A serious essay/rant about the poisons in America and about how a small cigarette isn't as bad as you think. Bad grammar, good message.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9/1/2005
Revolutionist reviews
I found a website about supposed freedom and equality, but they wanted everyone to conform to their standards. This is my response.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/31/2005
Put Your Foot Where Your Mouth Is reviews
An essay/rant bout how everybody follows the current "trend" in charity work.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/31/2005
Politics and nature? reviews
I decided to try my hand at Japanese poetry. Thus, a choka was born.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/9/2005
Kay the Dull Girl reviews
A limerick about a girl I know. Rated M for inappropriateness.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8/9/2005
Samantha's Melody reviews
A song about love.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/9/2005
DBZ: Misunderstood reviews
An essay about Dragonball Z addressing the issue of repetitiveness.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8/8/2005
Schmerz reviews
Ein Lied über ein Mädchen, das ich kenne. Traurig für irgendeine schlechte Grammatik.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - German - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/19/2005
Douleur reviews
Une vraie histoire de la douleur dans les mémoires.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - French - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/9/2005
Monster reviews
For all the angsty dramaqueens who write pointless rape/abuse-fics, here ya go!
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/6/2005
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