Author has written 9 stories for Supernatural, Horror, Young Adult, Spiritual, Life, and Historical.
(Scene opens in a blank word document. White on white with no text for competition.)
(Mouse jiggles, there is the faint sound of fingers on a keyboard.)
GIRL: (To herself. ) This is my FictionPress account. Feel free to brouse at your leisure, no one's stopping you. (Pauses) Ok, maybe you do have a few hangups about reading or using the internet or maybe you just don't care about the writing of an unknown, hem hem, as in myself--
(The GOOD TASTE GODS frown as GIRL's rant grows in length.)
GIRL: Right. (Clears throat.) This is my writing, my meager, non-profit testimony to my craft. (GODS spare a chuckle). Here are the words that I go to fantastical lengths to sculpt and instill malleability . . .
(Incredulous silence follows.)
GIRL: Oublie-ca, this is where I post the stuff I write while I'm bored at school. Explanation complete. M Dog signing out, biotch.
(GIRL saves and closes file.)