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Joined 04-04-05, id: 468571, Profile Updated: 02-07-10
Author has written 4 stories for Romance, and Fantasy.

Majoring in (geo)physics. Having issues with responsibility. Currently failing at life. Occasionally feeling too old for this shit, although this is mainly when the bartender doesn't know any fun shots.

I like math and the metric system and things that make intuitive sense, and I dislike when the misinformed are judgmental.

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His Eyes by pen-ink reviews
When Amy answers an ad to babysit a boy, little does she suspect that he's her age! Meet Tristan, a rich 18 year old who's recently gone blind…and he's not at all interested in being helped. Or so he thinks. [PUBLISHED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 2531 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Complete
Heirs of Divinity by Triglav's Horse reviews
Agent Jackal was faced with two tasks: taming a defiant humanoid and figuring out what's really going in the mysterious Institute. He never expected to become so intimately entangled, with beautiful, repressed Luce or cagey, bitter '9-5. MxM slash.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 137,602 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 3/15/2009
Final Countdown by PretzelSalt reviews
She kept her left thumbnail bright yellow ever since our first kiss, because it’s my favorite color. Today it’s blue. I wonder if between last night and right now she’s kissed some girl whose favorite color is blue.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Complete
I have a dream that's made of tin by Joy Fraser reviews
and a book that's filled with lies
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
Cold Turkey by Zebbie reviews
If there were groups for this, I know exactly what I’d say. “My name is Thom Oliver, and I’m addicted. It’s been six months, 3 days, 14 hours since my last one night stand. Please keep Evan Llewellyn away from me. I think I’m going to rape him.” Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,219 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
The Date by frogs of war reviews
Connor spots his guy with a girl. "My phone rings again. I don’t answer it. He will have a perfectly plausible excuse. It will be beyond suspicion. I will forgive him, like every time before, and I will hate myself." Slash — WARNING: metaphors abound
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,562 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
The Red Light Club by Chasmodai Blue reviews
Slash// How draining it is, to be a monster, especially one who eats love. Didn't you hear? Only a whore would ever love a incubus.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Complete
North Shore High School by BananeShadows reviews
Ian is an outcast in the high school hierarchy. Consistently beaten and humiliated, he is on the verge of a mental breakdown, when a lifechanging event brings him a saving grace in the form of one of his greatest tormenters. [Slash, MM]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,727 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008
Poetry and Rhyme by tired-for-days reviews
She was manipulative. And God, she was looking at me. one-shot.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete
I Dare You by Kelsci J. Sceasel reviews
I dare you, Anna Sasin, to serenade Zach Jacobs in a bunny suit." I have never been known to resist a dare. Only this time, I really wanted to resist it. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 173 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
I Remember by Dark Poetic reviews
A short piece I wrote after taking part in the on going "is homosexuality normal/are homosexuals born or bred?" debate. Traces certain events that link to being gay in my life. Criticism/critique welcomed.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
Click Click Click by Insomiak reviews
Happy Consumer Whore Holiday, if you like boys who touch boys. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Complete
Solitude and Synergy by fragmented blue reviews
A fairytale in which the damsel in distress is locked away by her evil mother, and the dashing prince comes to save her from doom and ill fate. And if the damsel happens to be, well, not a damsel? Well, the prince is more than fine with that, too. [SLASH]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,861 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Complete
Black Hair and Bruises by x-princessa-temnoti-x reviews
[slash, oneshot] He gets beaten up for being gay and I get to pick up the pieces. Oh, and by the way, never fall in love with someone when you already know they love someone else. It's a good way to break your heart into tiny little pieces.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,388 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
this boy will have holes in his pockets by beautiful. only tempermental reviews
i will read my poetry to this boy and then tell him i didn’t write it. this boy won’t believe me. this boy will let me write poems on his arm. this boy’s body will be my notebook.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
I Set You Free by bluefishgreenfish reviews
If they can’t save you, I will.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2006
painT by Lead-Me-No-Man reviews
A story about a boy, with an extraordinarily tragic ability.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2006
Fall by Zeekie reviews
All her life, she had nothing to live for...and now there's nothing left to do but fall...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/27/2004
for the girl who bought me a poison apple by ampersand reviews
take every feeling you ever have, put it in a box and bury it.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/18/2004
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Scenes are for the Socially Inept reviews
Slash. Dreyden was just another cocky gay playboy, recently single. Orion was just the awkward kleptomaniac younger brother of his homophobic friend. And it all started with a door to the face, what could be more romantic?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,153 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009
She reviews
Slash, gender issues, one-shot. He’s got a need for control; she’s got a taste for masochism. An encounter in the streets leaves them both unsatisfied, but then, she’s always surprised when she takes off her skirt. An experiment in words.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Complete
A Prayer to Father Time
He was supposed to save them all. Instead, the elves are dead and he's running for his life. Sometimes not believing in destiny isn't enough. One-shot.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
All That I've Got reviews
Marissa is pretty and shy. Adrian is tearing himself apart with his self destructive behavior. She is determined to help him, he is determined to keep her out. Too bad love can't stop getting in the way. /rewrite pending\
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,127 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 4/10/2005