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Joined 04-06-05, id: 468731, Profile Updated: 12-24-09
Author has written 14 stories for Spiritual, Kids, Religion, and Humor.

Hi my name's Glenn and I come from New Zealand.


How do I discribe myself. Wait a sec I better grab a mirror. Well my hair is brown and long, my eyes likewise are brown. I have a thin moustache and a thin strip of hair grows from under my bottom lip straight down to my chin. If you look closely you might spot a pox mark above my right eyebrow (I had chicken pox at 19). It is not an endearing quality to my face, but it is at least modest. Talking about my face - I exercise my features often. A lot people tell me that I look like Jim Carey (I'm not sure if this is a good thing.) Other people say that I look like Jesus and I tell them right back that I what to look like Jesus on the inside.

Dress Sense

I have the sense to dress. LOL... sorry. I often wear trousers or jeans, open shirt (either long or short sleeve) under which I wear tee-shirts. Very eighties, I know - but hey! To each their own.


78 KG, between 12 and 12 and a half stone.


Apparently my personality type isn't supposed to exist, but the last time I took a test (not that I live by lables) I turned out to be a Malencholy Sanguine (soooo am I suppose to be... a gray tigger, or a bouncing Eeyore?)


Read my stuff and it shall be revealed!

Goal Statement

Many would wish to get published - I on the other hand have had to switch my mindset to that I will get published. If I only wish it I may never get passed the slush piles
of Publishing Houses. I have submitted one work to America I will find out in March 2006 if they will accept it. How will I pass away the months!

In the meantime...

I love coming to sites like this one and throw
my stories into this wondrous sea of literature. I pray someone will
fish a few of them out and have a read.

In the Ocean of there are some stories there as well - take a boat and go fishing.

Reviewing and all that stuff!

I make it a priority to review at least three of my reviewers works. As we all do I love reviews and I like to give reviews as well, but if I see profanity I throw the story or poem back into the sea of literature.

Read well and write well too.

God Bless.


Lilypad life by robster72 reviews
The pond people are in real trouble what with kidnappings, invasions and trying to get a decent meal... All reviews welcome!
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,281 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 1/8/2005
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Knicknack City The Simpilest Little Thing reviews
Bella a little girl doll tries anything to be noticed by the king of Knicknack City, but winds up in more trouble than its worth. Perhaps she should just be herself.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
A Pukeko Named Gribblehirst
Now Mr. and Mrs. Stanley liked things best when they went strictly according to plan. They did not expect to find an injured bird in the local park and they could not imagine how taking NZ's Cleverest Pukeko under their wing would change their very lives.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
Tabby Pother and the Philosopher's Bones reviews
Ages ago I thought I'd have a little fun with Harry Potter. Here is the beginnings of it. Please - tell me what you think.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006
Mission 1 Tincan Goes to Brazzaville reviews
Tincan is sick of living a run-of-the-mill life. So he takes Silky the shiny black cat and himself off to Africa.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006
The Investigations of Dick Tracer, Private I, III reviews
Entitled - The Amazing Red and Green Polka-Dotted Mystery Solver-Box Kit Set. DT wants to build a machine that cracks cases, but everyone thinks it is a waist of time and mock him! How will Dick Tracer cope?. [completed]
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 2/14/2006
The Investigations of Dick Tracer, Private I, II reviews
Entitled - The Best Book on the Face of the Earth. When Dick Tracer gets an interesting assignment. All-Goof Babblemouth brings in the services of a walking computer. Will she be able to help or will they need the services of something else? [completed]
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 2/12/2006
The Children of the Son Adventures 0104 reviews
Entitled 'Go Into All The World' When Missionary Soloman Reddy speaks to the church about going on missions - Amanda Colsen is convinced she is to go on one to India. All she has to do now is convince Aaron Todd the Missions Co-ordinator. [completed]
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,894 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006
The Children of the Son Adventures 0103 reviews
Episode entitled 'P.Sams. One - I Do What I Do Not Want to Do'. Paddy Samson has got himself into trouble. Sooo much trouble that the local Constable is investigating him. [completed]
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,905 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006
The Investigations of Dick Tracer, Private I, VI reviews
A Christmas Investigation, Part Two - All may not be lost! Another player has come on board, Prof. Sowgood and he may have just the thing to save Christmas. His HTT? [completed]
Fiction: Kids - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,372 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005
The Children of the Son Adventures 0102 reviews
Entitled Vegetables, Part Two. In which Mr Quinn continues his search for his son in Phuket. The kids of Aiotakarea Spings do what they can to raise money for the tsunami victims. (completed)
Fiction: Kids - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,266 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 12/2/2005
The Investigations of Dick Tracer Private I, V reviews
A Christmas Investigation - Dick Tracer finds himself with a client who wishes to have Christmas proved to be unnecessary and unimportant. He takes the case. Sadly results are held in his clients favour. (completed)
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 12/2/2005
Surely All This Leads to Hell reviews
This poem was writen during one of those helpless times when all I seemed to do was fall and stumble into silly little sins.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2005
The Children Of The Son Adventures 0101 reviews
Entitled Vegetables, Part One - "Why does God let bad things happen..." A simple question in Amanda Colsen's mind, but not so simple to answer. completed
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,733 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 4/18/2005
The Investigations of Dick Tracer, Private I, I reviews
Capture at Cosykim's Cave - There have been some strange disappearances happening around Cosykim's Cave. Can Dick Tracer and All-Goof Babblemouth solve the mystery? (completed)
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9/26/2005 - Published: 9/25/2005