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Evolution by whats-with-humans reviews
It's hard enough being a socially deficient, awkward-as-hell peer mediator, but add to that a stupidly gorgeous and equally terrifying delinquent whose mission in life is to make me miserable, and you start to get a picture of how incredibly screwed I am.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 194,764 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/24/2019 - Published: 6/2/2006
Dear Imagination by holiday road reviews
written 2007
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/25/2018 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Note To Self: Learn Social Skills by QueenofRoses reviews
Katie was happy with her typical existence. Then, someone snaps her picture with the hottest-bachelor-under-25 and her life becomes a whirlwind of charity functions, fancy dinners, and...coming out parties... are you serious?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 6/27/2018 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Breaking Brian Deacon by SamanthaNicole reviews
REPOSTED. Brian has been trying to win my heart since kindergarten, when he handed me a valentine with a worm inside. Too bad he doesn't understand the meaning of the word 'no.' 13 years later he's still trying, but I'm standing my ground. Or trying to.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 8/5/2017 - Published: 5/2/2008
The Importance of Getting Revenge by mandybeth reviews
Her boyfriend dumped her for a first class skank and she wants revenge. He's her ex's archenemy who wants a little revenge of his own. Pretending to date each other could be the perfect solution to both of their problems, right? Then again, maybe not.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 2836 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 5/21/2017 - Published: 12/29/2007
Private Lives, Public Property by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 3193 - Favs: 3,387 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Game Set and Match by SongShadow20 reviews
Meeting her match was no easy feat. She was valedictorian, best viola that school had ever seen, but that changed when a new guy came in, with a bad boy complex and all, after her post. A little competition never hurt.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Lady Thief by Mandy Rosko reviews
Historical: To get back at the man who insulted and refused her, Marianne Holton kidnaps him and forces him to marry her before she's sold off to someone much more cruel. To her delight the plan works, but to her horror she married the wrong man.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,998 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
Welcome to Reality by writejoy reviews
-EDIT- Many people love fairytales until they really happen to them. I never saw it coming; meeting him, who every girl loved and I hated, then being thrown into balls, musicals..love..and learning of dark secrets that would change our lives forever.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,215 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 1/5/2008
Just A Girl by eyesofahuntress reviews
He's taller than me. He's smarter than me. He's got the entire mafia behind his back while I have bread crumbs from this morning's food fight stuck TO my back. And to top it off: he's much, much nastier. So remind me. What are my chances of winning again?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,833 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 11/17/2003
Dose of Your Own by Our Heartfelt Lies reviews
Hi, my name is Kelsey Sanders and I'm too nice to be mean even when I think he deserves it. Even when I'm sure he broke my sister's heart. So why give him mine to do it all over again? Big mistake, Andrew Wiser told me so and he's always right. Complete!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 236,432 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
Luciology by skankasaurus reviews
“Um, hello,” I said weakly, and I didn't fail to notice the way he was alternating his stares between me and the fish. “It's nice to meet you.” “...Were you just talking to your fish?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,137 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 11/22/2007
One Year Stand by shootingfallingstar reviews
After a chain of commitment-phobic boyfriends, Jessica decides to have a no strings attached, no commitment necessary, one night stand. Then she decides to have another, and another. The problem is, its with the same man.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,435 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Thirty Days by Em Wolf reviews
Layla Cherezli, beautiful heiress to billions has thirty days before she is thrown into a marriage with a callous, redheaded Adonis. But will her crude hostility and temper be enough to drive away a man determined to break and make her his own? REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,940 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Complete
Much Better by JD Allen reviews
She was used to being unnoticed, that was nothing new. But when the mystery boy at school starts paying a shocking amount of attention to her, she's not quite sure what to do. Believe it? Deny it? Surely he couldn't really be into her...could he? REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
Still Waters by Myrika reviews
Spin-off to TSWAQ. Nicky Blake has been head over heels for Grant Darlington since she moved to River Valley. Q's meddling gets her the man of her dreams, but she's about to learn that 'Happily Ever After' isn't quite so simple. //DISCONTINUED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,179 - Reviews: 1943 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008
Vandrophobia by SammyLi reviews
COMPLETE. I have an odd fear. I fear beautiful men. Luckily there aren't many in the world, but when my class receives a transfer student who is a completely beautiful boy and is assigned to sit next to me...I just might crack.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,628 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
House of Cards by Em Wolf reviews
Sequel to 30 Days. Things have gotten complicated. As Layla prepares to accept the reins of her father's vast empire, maintaining a relationship with a wanted fugitive may prove to be just as difficult.REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008
A Pocketful of Poppies by templeton21 reviews
She had the saddest smile he had ever seen and for some reason, he was determined to get her to produce a real one. It didn’t matter that they were two completely different people. She intrigued him and he wasn’t one to back down from something he wanted.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
The Pantheion Redux by A.M. Dawn reviews
Natalie Bryant saved his life. In return, he made her his personal assistant, secretary, and wife.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,001 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008
The Raccoon Wars by McQuinn reviews
REMOVED She's your "ordinary" teenager and he's the school's new psychotic jackass. They both live to kill and kill to live...kind of. But you know it's love when it's midnight and they're together, mixing a cyanide solution by candlelight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 8/28/2006
Sweet Little Lies by The Toothpaste Fiend reviews
She’s been dumped by her boring boyfriend, well, ex boyfriend for another girl. And now, she was wants revenge. How? Well, she’s going to seduce the other girl. There’s only one snag, his hot older brother.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,381 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Rocked Like Me by Enigmatic Night reviews
I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,623 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3509 - Favs: 4,201 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Xnay on Angerday, s'il vous plaît by Lulai reviews
June was fine with her rather dull life. The last thing she needed was a cursed bracelet, a demon chasing her, and a surly vampire who makes her toes curl. Although she's changing her mind on that last one...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,778 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
A Little Bit Crazy by TurtleGoddess reviews
Carrie, a self-proclaimed book nerd, thought she would spend a quiet summer working at Angelo's, a crazy Italian pizza place. She didn't think a weird guy would come into the restaurant and hit on her - or that he would actually be a spy from Pizza Hut.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,636 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Who Wants to Date Kaitlin Jameison? by angelstarshine reviews
Her friends posting fliers offering any male to date her and catching the eye of enemy,arrogant playboy Nathan Gallagher was bad enough.The fact that they'll have to live in the same house together for the next few months just made it a whole lot worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,666 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
Trouble Starts With a Q by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Redux. All Devon wanted was to be left alone. She tried reasoning. She tried pleading. Eventually she even turned to blackmail. The problem was Quentin Maxwell had just never learned the meaning of the word 'no.' //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 3528 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
I Only Date Nerds by unlikely.story reviews
I have rules when it comes to who I'll date, and he wants me to break every single one.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,651 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007
The Sinner's Bride by Rubus odoratus reviews
The forbidden fruit always tasted the sweetest, and sweet Eris is about to discover exactly how sweet when the son of the devil begins to court her. REWRITE! Back and better, I hope! //2.7//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,191 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Complete
Get Mad, Baby by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Bride of the Immortal by Morikumo reviews
It is a myth all Immortals scorn: that there is, for each, one woman...a Bride whom they will forever crave. Unfortunately, it isn't a myth. And human Sophie Paul is about to find that out firsthand. Rated M. :Discontinued:
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,488 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 10/29/2006
Breathtakingly Gorgeous by xoxluurve reviews
[ONE SHOT] “I'm already in love with someone,” I said. “And who is this supposed moron,” he muttered darkly. I turned and looked at him. Oh God, here goes the last shred of dignity I own. I took a deep breath. “You.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 110 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Jilted by serako reviews
Sayuri was the perfect woman. Beautiful, charming, and a successful interior decorator, to boot. So why did Eric leave her at the altar for her best friend? And why is Sayuri sleeping with Eric's sexy older brother Vincent? The story of a woman scorned...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,854 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 7/14/2006
Matthew Haley by The Breakdancing Ninja reviews
Matthew spends most of his day being aloof, hanging out with Luke, Mark, and John at Bubba Burger Butt's, and reading comic books. He's sworn off girls, but he seems to be spending too much of his time helping a nerd with her geometry homework. [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 47,791 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Complete
Koibito no Ryu by paws-bells reviews
COMPLETE Sarea had led a fairly normal life until that arrogant, pompous snake chose to drop in on her. Literally. Then she learns that she is his lifemate and that dragons actually exist. No, they really do. And he just happens to be their crown prince.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,724 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 3,037 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 3,453 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
Guide to FictionPress Popularity by sonicinmobius reviews
Are you real writers tired of stupid people getting attention? Read this guide and become that which you loathe!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2005
Holier than Thou by WickedOne reviews
Jason is a narcissistic evil genius. Morgan’s the ultimate prim and proper perfectionist. Bad-boy Jason moves into the apartment across. Trouble? Most definitely. Sparks? Hell yeah…
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,778 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 3/19/2003
Modifications by inconsequential me reviews
I’m sixteen years old. I’m too mature for my own good. I’m an exceptional student. I don’t drink.I have very few friends. I’ve never been kissed. I am seriously lacking what most would consider a life. All of that is about to change. Well, most
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,141 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/29/2005 - Published: 6/14/2003
Fire and Ice by Virgo Child reviews
Cindy and JC were as compatible as fire and ice. Feelings soon change, but when old loyalties and rivalries come into play, everything goes to hell. When a "good " girl mixes with a "bad" boy, it's bound to get messy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,939 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 12/29/2001
Quirks Among the Orderly by Nickety reviews
It's back! Nobody's beat the ambitious Natti on an exam – until new kid Zachary arrives and sparks a rivalry. Now not only is he trying to befriend her, his interest in her is dragging the previous-nobody into trouble, popularity, and - love?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,991 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/6/2004 - Published: 6/17/2004
Intrigue by obsidian sorceress reviews
Aiden is captured by pirates while pretending to be a boy in order to get passage home. She needs to play a game of intrigue in order to keep her life while keeping her sex a secret. Based on old definition of Romance. R for complex characters. Complete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,349 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/23/2004 - Published: 5/3/2003
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