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Joined 04-07-05, id: 468983, Profile Updated: 05-30-08
Author has written 2 stories for Romance.

I'm just a random writer testing the waters. Hopefully, you enjoy what I've attempted to create :)

I've been on hiatus for a while...but I've returned!

Random Info 'bout moi:

Name: Julia :)

Age: When I was a kid, pluto was a planet.

What I Like: Reading. Writing. Movies. Animals. Water coloring. Ice skating. Swimming. Foreign languages. Long walks. Roadtrips! Hanging out with my friends/family. Foam sword fights. Bubbles. Rubber duckies. Etc, etc.

Stories:

Well, Smack Me Silly - I've decided to redo and edit quite a lot...it will be finished, however.

Don't Cross a Highway with your Eyes Closed - I am working on it!

Happy Reading!

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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,205 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
For Who Could Ever Learn to Love a Beast? by ThyLaSlain reviews
In the middle of a forest, stands a castle in which lives a King who, in return for protecting the town below him, takes in a mortal girl once every twenty years. Twenty years has passed. A girl is chosen. What will happen when Love gets in the way?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,833 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 1/4/2005
Chasing Princes by Kayla Christine reviews
Meet Talia, a clumsy, witty girl who hates most guys, including the one she can't get rid of.He laughs at her and teases her, and now she's stuck on quest with him, searching for a prince who clearly doesn't want to be found. Ah the life of a commoner...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,023 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 4/16/2006
In Living Color by Delusions of Reality reviews
An unusual romance for unusual people. Real life through a kaleidoscope, yet the world is still so gray... Until he shows up, half dead on her doorstep. It's amazing what you can learn while teaching another to be human. Chapter 14 Up
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,693 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2004
Hilton Academy by Harmonized reviews
Bright, stubborn & independent Jesse hates her peers at Hilton. Titled, chilled & handsome William fits in just fine. Can he convince her that not everyone hailing from wealth is shallow? Can he convince everyone else that class doesn’t matter?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 196,933 - Reviews: 1898 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 9/2/2004
Seeing Through Tears by Behind-these-eyes reviews
Anna develops a fear for romantic relationships due to her father’s constant abuse. So what happens when she unintentionally attracts the attention of a mysterious bad boy? *On Hold for editing.*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,103 - Reviews: 2294 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004
Former Fatty by Comatose reviews
Andrea is used to being the "fat girl" among her sophisticated, gorgeous friends. But when she gets sent off to fat camp she changes drastically and begins to attract attention - both positive and negative.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,249 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 6/23/2005
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Well, Smack Me Silly reviews
Redone and Edited! Laura moves to a place where plaid skirts, pink houses, and gorgeous rich men are in abundance. Unfortunately, this leaves her best friend Liberty with dirty underwear, arrogant football players, and her ex boyfriend…
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,810 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/7/2005
Don't Cross a Highway With Your Eyes Closed reviews
After an unseemly incident with her butt-munching harasser, Mollie James is sentenced to write down her every thought...and be said harasser's new buddy. And with one of her best friends becoming a little too friendly...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,401 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 8/10/2006