TheEvilCactus
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Joined 03-02-01, id: 46929
Author has written 6 stories for General, General, and Humor.
My life story: One day baby Lauren popped out into the world and brought great joy to her parents, doctors and in general, everyone. It made the news and everyone rejoiced in the birth of this girl who would oneday save the world as we know it, and the world as we do not. Anyways, a giant ant was crawling up the street, but POW! And WHACK! And many other fighting noises! LEFT HOOK! RIGHT HOOK! Bye bye Mr. Ant! Yeah!!!!!!! *clears throat* yes, anyway, the world was saved and Lauren was placed in a mental institution, but she escaped! muahaha etc! Then her parents asked for a grant from the government so they could pad her room and put bars on the windows, but the government refused and Lauren escaped again!! I'll bet the government will regret that when they see what she is doing now. She is annoying the general public and polluting the minds of innocent kiddies with her disgraceful fanfiction stories! Yeah! *clears throat again and walks away muttering something about dynamic ducks in duo dolphin outfits downing dozens of diluted drink.*
If you want to see a pic of me, click http:///comics/laurenjay/boutme.html
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Sex on the beach reviews
This is humorous, not explicit, so please enjoy. :)
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2001 - Published: 7/6/2001
Nursery Rhyme! reviews
A stoat is a weasle thingy in case you don't know!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7/2/2001
The Evil Cactus Is A Nancy reviews
Read the title
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6/27/2001
The Evil Cactus Finds Out he is Obnoxious reviews
Read the title
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6/23/2001
Poor Teddy reviews
This is just a non-rhyming poem about how I kill my teddy for stress relief. Note: I wrote this when I was MAJORLY ticked off, so expect the worst.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2001
There is a staple in my eye. reviews
Okay, well, you may call me sadistic for this, but i think it is part humor part sadism, but if you find no humour in it, feel free to call me a sadist. :)
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/17/2001